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mistoferin -> RE: Why do some men send cock photos? (5/7/2005 5:09:37 AM)

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Its just that when I see a penis out of context...like I open an email from a complete stranger and there it is, there is just something so...so...hysterically funny about it.


I particularly love the ones that hold a beer can or ruler next to theirs when the photo is taken. I have to wonder if they knew that their pictures resulted in hysterical laughter if they would still continue to send them. I think that they must think that when we open them we sit there drooling, creating puddles in our chairs and softly moaning in anticipation. Hey guys.....NEWSFLASH......NOT!!!!!!!!!!!



kc692 -> RE: Why do some men send cock photos? (5/7/2005 6:11:46 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika

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ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika
Now, for your viewing enjoyment ladies & gentlemen, here is a man with a huge cock.


Ok my joke went down in flames when the people hosting this site decided to block external links.

Here is the man with the huge cock... not as funny without the *hidden factor*


- LA

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Thank you, now I am not confused anymore...



Jacen -> RE: Why do some men send cock photos? (5/7/2005 7:06:45 AM)

Dr Freud woul have a blast with this topic.
And my personal theory is that for a lot of men, it's their favorite toy, and mommy always said to share toys, right? [8D]



BlkTallFullfig -> RE: a desire to shock or egomania (5/7/2005 9:44:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola
Oh sheesh, Madame M., after that post sissy is not gonna send You any more pictures of his little rosebud no matter how much You continue to beg him for them. BTW, the correct terminology is "pocket sized" NOT "clearly inferior" ! [:(]
sissy maid lola

Hey Sissy,
the comment was for strangers sending photos out of the blue; you and I have been aquainted for a while now, so it would be okay to send those photos. [;)][8D], than I could tell the board of weather you are "da man", "clearly inferior" or "pocket sized" [sm=lol.gif] M



MadameDahlia -> RE: a desire to shock or egomania (5/7/2005 9:54:01 AM)

I think that anyone reading this thread should simply shoot them the photo of the man with a very large cock... Perhaps they'd get the joke...



allyC -> RE: a desire to shock or egomania (5/7/2005 4:26:32 PM)

I think that men (as a general rule - there are exceptions) are visually oriented. That is why where are tons of strip joints with female strippers and not so many with men. Playboy and Hustler and other magazines have a much, much higher rate of sale than nude, male magazines marketed to women.

Statistics show that men buy more hardcore porn and women by more soft porn where the eroticism lies in a more cerebral or emotional message.

I think that since men (in general) are visual creatures, some of them may just be sending the pictures because they think it is what women want to see. Perhaps they don't realize that most women aren't wired the same way.

Just a thought...

:)

Cav's girl
ally{C}



BlkTallFullfig -> RE: a desire to shock or egomania (5/7/2005 8:55:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: allyC
I think that since men (in general) are visual creatures, some of them may just be sending the pictures because they think it is what women want to see. Perhaps they don't realize that most women aren't wired the same way.
ally{C}

That is such a nice answer, though one would think that after the 1st 50 times women call them clueless unimaginative jerkoffs they catch a hint it isn't the right approach, but I could be wrong. M



BobcatsLilMinx -> RE: a desire to shock or egomania (5/8/2005 5:21:12 AM)

I almost wish Collarme would support a "name and shame" policy... where we could post names of people, and their emails, who sent us :
a) emails that clearly prove they didn't read our profiles - ie, along the lines of "hey babes, wanna see my webcam?" when our profiles clearly state we are either not interested in viewing webcams, or that we are already owned;
b) emails including unsolicited pornography

It would mean a list of people to steer clear of, if you're looking for something serious, as well as a list for you to check out, if thats what you want! And someone could moderate it, to make sure there weren't just personal grudges being posted...

Yeah, I know this is never going to happen, and that no good would really come of it, and I don't really want that sort of pettiness going on all around, where we can't just block and move on... I guess I sometimes worry about more vulnerable people being suckered in by arrogant jerk offs. And these last couple of days I received a bunch of emails from all different guys as described in a), and it's annoying.

Ok, mini-rant done, and losing all traces of my Nazi-ist "name and shame" idea.

Minx



Leonardo -> RE: Why do some men send cock photos? (5/11/2005 9:59:34 AM)

perhaps the reason why they send cock pics is because those folks may not have a pic of a big truck to send, and collarme won't allow a pic of a gun. (LOL)

Maybe when someone gets a cock pic, the reply should be something like this, "Oh it's not so big. Are you here because your wife told you that, too?"

Yes, for some reason, men have some obsession with showing their penises and size. In fact, if a woman has an extra-marital affair, the most important question the husband will ask is, "Well, was he bigger than me?" or something to that effect. A woman, on the other hand, will ask something like, "Are you in love with her?"

Perhaps they aren't really showing you their cocks, but, rather, their pricks, so that those who see those profiles can automatically know that they will be dealing with a prick.

Leonardo



BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Why do some men send cock photos? (5/11/2005 12:39:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Leonardo
perhaps the reason why they send cock pics is because those folks may not have a pic of a big truck to send, and collarme won't allow a pic of a gun.

Maybe when someone gets a cock pic, the reply should be something like this, "Oh it's not so big. Are you here because your wife told you that, too?"
Leonardo

ROT[sm=lol.gif]FL[sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif] M



MHOO314 -> RE: Why do some men send cock photos? (5/11/2005 1:16:08 PM)

ahh yes the ever persistent cock-a-tos as I call them---dont they know you can BUY ones bigger than those-- and those don't snore, scatch their crotches and only appear and perform on command, always pleasing and never teasing? Like that's all there is in the world--



DrkAngl -> RE: Why do some men send cock photos? (5/11/2005 5:14:16 PM)

Oh my. LOL That picture is so funny. I love it. Thanks for sharing. :)



SenorX -> RE: Why do some men send cock photos? (5/12/2005 9:59:47 AM)

lol MH!

LOL Leonardo!

Hmmm, perhaps the guys who send cock pics may be better off sending Bob pics ... as they have alot of dif sizes, shapes and colors... and functions (these days, especially).

Best Regards,

X



Kiaban -> RE: Why do some men send cock photos? (5/13/2005 7:20:05 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sexysubbunny


We woman don't send you men, " A photo with our wide open PUSSY's".
i mean come on guys.......wake up and show us women some respect!
its not just all about YOUR DICKS, that we want!


Believe it or not I have recieved emails [expecially on another site] where that was thier ONLY pic in the email they sent..so it does cut both ways just not nearly as often



SenorX -> RE: Why do some men send cock photos? (5/14/2005 8:52:07 AM)

I never thought I would like looking at a pic of a man with a huge cock, but I really liked that pic

X



asissyforher -> RE: Why do some men send cock photos? (6/16/2005 12:06:42 AM)

because some boys never grow up.

a slave



raininggirl -> RE: Why do some men send cock photos? (6/16/2005 5:28:07 AM)

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I almost wish Collarme would support a "name and shame" policy..


absoutely - I wish all these sites would do that. They'd have to work out a way (voitng system) whereby one person couldn't exclude another from the site just because they didn't like them much, but.... There should be an easy way to give each other feedback about total creeps.

Having said that, either I've been lucky or my e-nutter alert is very good. So far I've met the dull, the halt and the lame, but never the dangerous. [:)]



europeanmistress -> RE: Why do some men send cock photos? (6/16/2005 1:41:02 PM)

They are thinking with their small brain! Often times a very small brain!
Other than that the reason, am sure is a creepy one.



sub4hire -> RE: Why do some men send cock photos? (6/16/2005 3:37:19 PM)

Think about the new legislation going into effect. Send a penis photo..and send a release with your name and address to go with it or do ten year's in prison.

I wonder how many people will be in prison for their penis's or some penis they found someplace?



feline -> RE: Why do some men send cock photos? (6/18/2005 2:56:30 PM)

Ok, so it's always been my opinion that if you have to send me a dick picture instead of a face picture then you must be pretty damn ugly to look at. And for some reason you think your dick is going to win me over. LMAO!!!!





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