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phoenixinchains -> Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 3:53:54 AM)

okay, what ever the task at hand from helping a friend land-scape, to painting a living room, i need to call a cigarette-break or coffee-break for the sake of the Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves... so far i think i'm the only member of said Union. anyone want to join?               phoenix



phoenixinchains -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 4:26:41 AM)

  'kay, i didn't nessicarily mean "slave" in the BDSM conotation, nor was i excluding them... Dom/mes can join too. A/anyone who has ever worked for A/anyone else... and needed a little break...
  and while i'm here, my last statistic may have been old; is the percentage of natural redheads in the US still 2%, or has it gone up?



Aileen68 -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 4:41:20 AM)

I'm a subtle, die job redhead.  Does that count?



phoenixinchains -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 4:45:34 AM)

yes! if it didn't then i could include a lot of redheads 'cuz some folks would say "your hair's orange, not red,"
my natural color is like that, so now that i'm back in the states, it's truely "red" thanks to a bottle,,,
welcome!



phoenixinchains -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 5:01:21 AM)

we've got a redhead lounge,,, nice cushy club chairs, fancy coffee and tea, and those pretty cookies called "biscuits" on their packaging...



Satyr6406 -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 6:24:55 AM)

I just want an invite to the Union meetings. Redheads RULE!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
Peace and comfort,
 
 
 
 
 
Michael



phoenixinchains -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 7:22:59 AM)

we could get you a wig... oh better idea, you can join "honory member" if you get a red head to join,,,



leakylee -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 7:44:20 AM)

thanks to the bottle, i tame all those highlights down to my favorite, a nice red. can i get memebership on that?

lee



phoenixinchains -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 8:15:42 AM)

yes yes yes

now, we need to vote for a president. hmm, this might be a problem if we're all sub-like... thinking... A/anyone wanting to be Boss, please do a show of H/hands?



phoenixinchains -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 11:50:03 AM)

well, when ever W/we get a Boss, i motion that any redhead ever refered to as "pippy longstockings" "copper-top" or "fire-crotch" should be paid $100.00 for each offence...



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 1:03:59 PM)

*walks in, looks around....*
Hey where are all the natural red around here ???
only the dye heads are here ??
tzztzzztzzz
I'll be back later
*walks back out*



phoenixinchains -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 1:18:15 PM)

noooo, come back. we need you........                



HydroMaster -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 3:36:14 PM)

A slave union?...What exactly are my incentives to hire a union rehead slave vs a non-union rehead slave?  And will my union redhead slave have a union rep hanging around all the time?....that could get annoying.  The redhead slave loving dom community needs to know these things before decide whether or not to support this. [sm=rolleyes.gif]  



Mercnbeth -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 4:05:59 PM)

beth is a natural as you can get. On her diver's license her skin color is listed as 'Clear'. beth presents a standard of 'red' that includes getting sunburned under a 100 watt light bulb.

However, as my slave, she's not available for union work. Any labor stoppage to form a union or picket will result in bringing in replacement 'slaves'. 

However, qualified and staying true of my Italian heritage, I guess I could run the union, or at the very least collect the union dues in the spirit of Tony Soprano. At the very least, I'll make myself available for the 'verification' process. [;)]

Point of order: Until meeting beth I never knew about red-headed prejudice or preference.



phoenixinchains -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 4:16:03 PM)

job discription of redheaded labor- "decorative," meaning, we sit around and look pretty. oh, i wish.
recruitment is a bit slow, i think we might have to have district representives for the union.
as for the point of order, hmm, did you meet beth early on in life, or just  live somewhere lacking the solar-challenged?
hehe



windchymes -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 4:51:38 PM)

My hair color is "Spicy Salsa", but I'm anti-union, too. [:)]



Mercnbeth -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 5:03:47 PM)

quote:

as for the point of order, hmm, did you meet beth early on in life, or just live somewhere lacking the solar-challenged?
hehe


phoenix,
Actually met her late into life's journey.

Growing up, I was isolated so well, I believed the nuns who said that everyone was either Catholic or "pagan"; and you didn't hang out with pagans for fear of 'eternal damnation'!



phoenixinchains -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 5:05:05 PM)

sleepy grin, my family's all militant, i know nothing about unions past the right to demand smoke-breaks. and after getting asked things like, " so is it true about 'red on the head, fire in bed' ?" who wouldn't want a nice private place to go lite up, sip coffee, and shake their head at the world? besides, imagion a world where redheads are the majority...

there will be no nuns in the Union of All Good Red Headed Slaves.



knowbodystoy -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 8:23:42 PM)

sorry recruitment is sooooo slow, i'll join for sure.....i need a group rate when it comes time to purchase sunscreen!!



knowbodystoy -> RE: Recruiting for Union of All Good Redheaded Slaves (5/7/2007 8:25:39 PM)

grrrrr how many posts does it take to get this dang ice cream cone form over my head!?!?!?!?!?!     i just know it is going to drip right in my eye soon, and i don't even like vanilla anyway!\\winks and wiggles
~toy



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