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TotalDevotion2U -> As Big Ass (5/7/2007 3:46:41 PM)

As Big Ass




Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"




ta2dqt -> RE: As Big Ass (5/7/2007 5:13:56 PM)

[sm=biggrin.gif]LOL




Bella1 -> RE: As Big Ass (5/7/2007 6:39:40 PM)

[sm=biggrin.gif]  ok it can't get any better then that.

*Bella1*




robertolapiedra -> RE: As Big Ass (5/7/2007 6:52:53 PM)

Hello Total! Great one! RL




HouseofBear -> RE: As Big Ass (5/8/2007 2:46:12 PM)

Good for her, grinz




Vithirax -> RE: As Big Ass (5/8/2007 9:17:49 PM)

LOL!!! Awesome..




LadyIce -> RE: As Big Ass (5/11/2007 3:28:13 PM)

too funny, lol




VeryMercurial -> RE: As Big Ass (5/15/2007 4:25:39 PM)

LOL




SweetCaleigh -> RE: As Big Ass (5/15/2007 4:29:05 PM)

i'm saving that one LOL




DrkJourney -> RE: As Big Ass (5/15/2007 4:34:04 PM)

Deeeee yammmmn

That was funny...I don't care who you are....lol




ohbiguy32 -> RE: As Big Ass (5/17/2007 6:22:16 AM)

OK,  Who put the illegal listening device in our back yard?




MistressDoMe -> RE: As Big Ass (5/20/2007 1:07:38 PM)

LOL, this is one for the record books.




CleverAndKnowsIt -> RE: As Big Ass (5/21/2007 1:18:21 AM)

What's with all the LOLs?




Mikal -> RE: As Big Ass (5/21/2007 10:44:55 AM)

LOL = Laughing Out Loud

Used to indicate amusement towards the post/what someone has written. In this case, that the wife won't "fire up this big-ass bbq for one little weenie".

Ok? [:D] (Btw, the '[:D]' can be used instead of 'LOL'. Just so you know. [:)])




Saratov -> RE: As Big Ass (5/21/2007 6:24:56 PM)

[sm=dance.gif]  Maybe he should invite some friends over.... see if she'd fire it up then.   As long as he gets to be first. [sm=mrpuffy.gif]




imthatacheyouhav -> RE: As Big Ass (5/21/2007 6:31:38 PM)

OMG...that was Fookin hilarious.....[sm=shake.gif]




maledave7 -> RE: As Big Ass (5/24/2007 5:37:39 PM)

Now that is funny.

He should have offer her a bratwurst or ballpark frank.  At least they plump up when you cook them.[:D]




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