Sanity
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Joined: 6/14/2006 From: Nampa, Idaho USA Status: offline
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I embrace my inner child sometimes... on my first day of school ever, my very first day, there was a red-headed girl who sat in front of me, named Julie. I said "hi" to her, but she ignored me. And so I said, you had better talk to me or I'm going to put glue in your hair, and I showed her my big, brand new bottle of Elmer's. I was just teasing her, but she continued to ignore me, and so I thought I'd get her attention by holding the bottle of glue over her red hair... and she still ignored me. Well, nobody ignores my inner child! So I opened the top a little. Just a little, and I told her so. "I'm opening it up now, and holding it over your head!" Still she ignored me. "What the..." I thought. "No way..." And so I squeezed, just a little - while holding the big bottle of glue over her bright, shiny, freshly washed red hair. But the glue wouldn't come out! "Damn!" By this time, I was on a mission. This girl was getting glued... and so I opened it a little more, and squeezed again. Still, no glue. I opened it all the way, and squeezed. No glue! I squeezed harder, no glue. HARDER - no glue. Soon I was squeezing that bottle of Elmers with all I had, both arms straining, my eyes closed, and not one drop of glue was coming out until SPLOOSH, the whole top flew off and the entire bottle of glue (to my horror and hers) was not just in her hair, but it was also coming down her face and getting all over her new clothes. True story. Julie began crying, the teacher saw her about then, Julie pointed at me and screamed and I tried to explain... the glue wouldn't come out, I only wanted one drop... but that teacher didn't understand my inner child at all. I just wanted a little attention... but there I was in the corner, peeking out of the corner of my eye as the teacher tried to dry the tears and sop up all that glue with a box of kleenexes. I still like redheads, and they seem to like me a little better these days - and I still keep a little glue handy too. quote:
ORIGINAL: juliaoceania I just have to post this because I love the way it sounds... Monkey in the Middle Monkey in the Middle Monkey in the Middle I am embracing my inner child these days as a part of my growth as Daddy's submissive... being juvenile is so much fun!
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Inside Every Liberal Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out
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