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DiurnalVampire -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 5:17:11 PM)

I must add a few to the list of my own.
I do NOT want:
- To share my boy with a Male Dom becasue he will be in my area
- To explore my "sub side" by serving someone
- To "see what I am missing" when I turn someone down
- To train anyone online, I dont care if you have web cam or not...
- To be served by anyone just becasue your visiting my city. (I LIVE in VEGAS for heavens sake... Id never have any peace)

And my favorite
I do not want to have to give you my boys name so you can email him and confirm I actually own him so that you can be sure I am turning you down becasue I have someone and not that I am just plain not interested.  It doesnt matter WHY I turn you down, yuove been turned down, get over it!

DV




cr0ckdile -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 6:28:35 PM)

I think you've hit on an idea for a new movie...

"What mistresses want"




SignorinaC -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 8:12:45 PM)

My Dear Ladies...

Are we getting 'petitioned' by the same men???  I have heard ALL of the above and I agree...and, as far as I am concerned, I think many subs have not read the most important thing of all...I keep repeating "I AM NOT READY TO BE A DOMME YET"...yet, I still get the email trying to convince me...BUT, for all the goofy ones, I have met 2-3 gentlemen that are so nice and respectful of what a future Mistress/Goddess wants...so at least, there is hope!!  :)

Respectfully,
Signorina C




cloudboy -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 8:50:26 PM)


The question is, does all that negative stuff obscure your ability to see the positive?




DiurnalVampire -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 9:09:12 PM)

Not at all, cloudboy. If it did, then we wouldnt be finding the few good ones in the barrel of bad apples.  I have gotten plenty of lovely emails from very respectful people, made friends with a few and am still in contact with many. 
The problem is, there is such a huge number of stupid emails, clueless requests and downrite rude emails that they do tend to outweigh the good ones.  I am sure if we asked every Lady here who had a list of bad emails if they had some winners in the good category.. we'd all have at least a few memorable ones.

DV




Rayne58 -> RE: No, Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 9:27:35 PM)

quote:

-- you, the 20 year old when I clearly state that I have an age range of 30 to 45.
- MisPandora

Oh yes......I'm not a Domme but I have profiles up on personals sites looking for female friends with benefits (not necessarily in the lifestyle). I've had girls aged 18-30 message me when my profile clearly states I'm looking for women 35 and up. Why would I want to have sex with someone young enough to be my child, I'm sure girls in their 20s won't have much in common with a woman in her late 40s anyway. My age also doesn't mean I am experienced, in fact I'm probably less experienced than they are![&o]




MsKatHouston -> RE: No, Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 9:41:49 PM)

quote:

The question is, does all that negative stuff obscure your ability to see the positive?


No, it makes them stand out even more




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: No, Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 10:17:26 PM)

to explain why you're not my type or what is my type after I've said I'm not interested.
(hint: If I say you're not my type you aren't going to suddenly become it without a GREAT deal of plastic surgery)

to dominate your female sub while you dominate me.

to hear how ugly/fat/stupid/slutty I am after I've POLITELY turned you down when in previous email all you've done is compliment me profusely.

to be lectured about being unrealistic or confused about what I need and want by a 51 year old sub when I expressly state age limits below that.

to support you while you look for a job in my city so that you can be my sub (this precious gift was actually offered in an inquiry email!)

to dominate you in your hotel room while the wife and unmentionables are visiting Sea World for the day.

to give you names and email adressess of previous subs for references so that you can decide if you want to be dominated by Me. (requested in a first email.) Umm perhaps you should find out whether I'm even interested in dominating you to begin with, ummm yeah.

These were just in the past week. Ok I'm cranky, I admit it. It could be DMS (during menst. syndrome?? I'm A FemDom and I can make up syndromes if I want to [:@] ) or I just do not have any patience for idiots this week. Either way, somebody better give Me some chocolate soon or someone is going to get hurt. Trust me, I don't mean hurt in a good way. *rummages desk drawers/purse/toy bag for the damned Perugina chocolate square*




GddssBella -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/18/2006 5:57:44 AM)

G'morning all:


Since I met my boy, I've altered my profile to the point where most men must cringe and quickly hit the "next" button, lol. Not only that, I don't list any bdsm interests, nor do I keep sexy pictures posted. It's cut down on 99% of the drone emails. I get the occasional one that trickles though and sure enough, it's something dopey like those listed. I just employ block and delete. Love those buttons.


Stay safe, play nice, & share your toys w/ others...


[:D]


Bella




MHOO314 -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/18/2006 6:02:59 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cloudboy


The question is, does all that negative stuff obscure your ability to see the positive?


Personally, no it does not--the true positive traits literally come crashing through.




cloudboy -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/18/2006 6:41:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

Not at all, cloudboy. If it did, then we wouldnt be finding the few good ones in the barrel of bad apples. I have gotten plenty of lovely emails from very respectful people, made friends with a few and am still in contact with many.

DV


I'm glad to hear that. You never read a rant about how great things are. (Its not good copy.)




mrperegrino -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/18/2006 7:03:49 AM)

Absolutely LOVED this topic!!!  As a sub who fantasizes of being a slave, this thread brought a new level of empathy, as well as a good deal of laughter!

Ladies, Bless you for dealing with the idiotic of our species and still working with the rest of us.  My appreciation of FemDoms has just reached a new level.[:D][:D][:D]




mp072004 -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/18/2006 7:31:52 AM)

You nailed it, MHOO. Mistress does not want to be called Mistress when she has asked to be called by her first name. Mistress does not want "oral service" "pussy worship" or whatever else they're calling can-I-touch-your-vulva-please this week. Mistress does not want to send you a photo "to worship", either.

I'm reminded of Rosie O'Donnell in Exit to Eden. A scantily clad young man gives her a come-hither look and asks, "Mistress, how may I fulfill your fantasy." She replies, "Go paint my house."

Monica




MistressSassy66 -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/18/2006 10:20:23 AM)

It must be in the water....I have had an okay week this...but horror stories I could tell...probally sound just like yours...LOL

Chin Up....there has to be 1 at least that is a good one.Somewhere...LOL




MisPandora -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/18/2006 10:20:25 AM)

-- to tell you what to do with your GIGANTIC (5 3/4 inch) penis.




HouseofBear -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/18/2006 5:18:56 PM)

Allof the above and especially not ones asking for a pic of me right off the bat, or one of you in all your naked glory.  If I wanted to see a naked penis, they are not hard to find.

Lady Ursa




DiurnalVampire -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/18/2006 5:27:19 PM)

I must say, my favotire this week is one who was doing me a FAVOR by offering me his body to use while I am still separated from my pet, since ... and I quote "as a beautiful Dominant woman, you must still have needs and I would love to fulfill those needs for you while your boy hasnt become available yet"

Good ones, yes, I ahve had many.  I could post messages from my boy, and one before him that would make you smile. One very touching email while my boy was away taveling and was out of touch with me for nearly 3 weeks that almost made me cry (before he was my boy that is).  We dnot abandon the entire search for want of a  few trolls. We just enjoy the laugh at them, and keep looking for the ones worth talking to.

DV




MiladyAngelique -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/18/2006 10:38:23 PM)

-- to know you will die without me taking you as a slave (in your first msg to me EVER)
-- that yes you are 50 (which is 10 years older then my maximum age) but that your tongue will make up for it
-- to read the same msg I am sure you have sent to 100 other Mistresses (personalise dagnabit)





DiurnalVampire -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/18/2006 10:42:22 PM)

Mistress does not want to read your profile, cut and pasted verbatim into your first email to me.
We do not want to read a form letter you sent to everyne that peaks your interest
And we dont need to know why you believe you can become the only sub/slave/pet that we will ever need again in our lives (on the first email)

DV




subfever -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/18/2006 10:56:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MHOO314

*To see a naked boy on webcam
*To have you masturbate on webcam for Me
*To have cyber sex
*you to come and lick My feet while being cucked
*to be dominated by a Male Dominant
*to have someone who is married
*a do-you
*to be part of a poly relationship
*to see naked  pictures of unknown body parts
* to see naked pictures of known body parts
*a Male Dom for Her love slave
*to hear about your favorite fantasies
 
 
Its been a long week of really bad emails----
 
Ladies? Care to join in?


Damn... does this mean that you don't want a pic of my leaky, hard, high one?

Sorry... I just couldn't resist... [;)]




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