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The way to heaven goes through Sturgis, SD. - 5/15/2007 10:46:20 AM

Mercnbeth

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How to get into heaven...

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the "shit" out of all of you !

St. Peter was impressed, "Wow - that's pretty good. It qualifies you for entry. By the way, when did this happen?"

"Just a couple of minutes ago."

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RE: The way to heaven goes through Sturgis, SD. - 5/15/2007 5:19:24 PM

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lol ... that was pretty good

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RE: The way to heaven goes through Sturgis, SD. - 5/15/2007 6:17:14 PM

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Love it!!!!!!

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