farglebargle
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Simpsons Episode 4F24; Lisa The Simpson % Lisa is at Channel 6, speaking with the station manager. Manager: I'm sorry, little girl, we don't just put people on TV! Unless of course they're replying to an editorial. Lisa: Uh, I am! [Thinking] I'm strongly opposed to.. proposition, uh, 305. Manager: You're against discount bus fares for war widows? Lisa: Uh.. [fake enthusiam] you bet I am.. Manager: ["Fair enough" tone] Okay.. Make-up! -- "Lisa the Simpson" % At home, Marge is worried about Lisa's whereabouts. The news is on TV. Authorities believe the wave of towel snapping will get worse before it gets better. [Picture of a bare behind being snapped with a towel.] -- Kent Brockman for Channel 6 News, "Lisa the Simpson" And now with an editorial reply, here's a small girl! -- Kent Brockman, "Lisa the Simpson" Lisa: Hello, my name is Lisa Simpson. Marge: *Gasp* Lisa: I'm supposed to talk to you about proposition 305. Homer: [Bitter] Mooching war widows... -- "Lisa the Simpson"
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It's not every generation that gets to watch a civilization fall. Looks like we're in for a hell of a show. ברוך אתה, אדוני אלוקינו, ריבון העולמים, מי יוצר צמחים ריחניים
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