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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/19/2007 1:18:46 AM   
gypsyfirefly


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ORIGINAL: cjenny

But.. if I stub my toe or something out flies 'Fuck a duck in the rain upside down!!'. I have no idea why a duck is involved...


I usually mutter well "Well fuck a duck!" (and I have to echo jenny - I have no idea why a duck lol) or "Fuck me hard!" 
Swearing doesn't generally offend me, unless it is done with the intent of knowingly being offensive - meaning knowing it is inappropriate to do so around children, or a specifc time or place, etc.  I do try not to swear for the most part, but sometimes, even if it is less than attractive, it just pops out. 

One lesson my sister learned quickly about swearing ...

She was having a particularly bad day and stopped by with her kids - 10 year old step daughter and 4 yr old nephew.  I told her I would take the kids out for ice cream and to the park so she could have some down time.  While out, a car abruptly pulled out in front of us, I said "idjit", and from the backseat my 4yr old nephew said, "No Aunt Mimi, honk the horn, say you asshole!"  My sister had a wee bit of a difficult time explaining that one away.




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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/19/2007 2:14:01 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: gypsyfirefly

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjenny

But.. if I stub my toe or something out flies 'Fuck a duck in the rain upside down!!'. I have no idea why a duck is involved...


I usually mutter well "Well fuck a duck!" (and I have to echo jenny - I have no idea why a duck lol) or "Fuck me hard!" 
Swearing doesn't generally offend me, unless it is done with the intent of knowingly being offensive - meaning knowing it is inappropriate to do so around children, or a specifc time or place, etc.  I do try not to swear for the most part, but sometimes, even if it is less than attractive, it just pops out. 

One lesson my sister learned quickly about swearing ...

She was having a particularly bad day and stopped by with her kids - 10 year old step daughter and 4 yr old nephew.  I told her I would take the kids out for ice cream and to the park so she could have some down time.  While out, a car abruptly pulled out in front of us, I said "idjit", and from the backseat my 4yr old nephew said, "No Aunt Mimi, honk the horn, say you asshole!"  My sister had a wee bit of a difficult time explaining that one away.


this made me laugh out loud. It also reminded me of a story when my um was all of 2 years old. We set out on a long car trip and an hour in my Mother makes a comment about the "shitty rain" ruining our trip. My son, from the back seat starts chanting "shitty rain, shitty rain, shitty rain" in time with the wipers for the next 2 hours.

Gotta love them.

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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/19/2007 9:19:04 AM   
soultoshare


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Status: offline 		i also have been known to use "well, fuck me running".......

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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/19/2007 9:22:11 AM   
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ORIGINAL: soultoshare

i also have been known to use "well, fuck me running".......


*grinz*

I been caught saying    "fuck me to tears"......which was answered with "OK"

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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/19/2007 9:24:39 AM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. Not sure where that came from, but my friend Steve used to say it ALL the time.

Also Gai Cocken Afen N'yam (its yiddish)
It means go take a shit over the ocean. And, being in another language and said with the right intonations, I have been THANKED for it.  Anytime :)

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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/19/2007 9:26:28 AM   
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ORIGINAL: soultoshare

i also have been known to use "well, fuck me running".......


Yes, I have used this one as well.  A friend of mine was fond of saying "Two tears in a bucket - mother fuck it!"  I always liked that one.


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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/19/2007 9:47:50 AM   
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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/19/2007 10:00:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		I would say that in the heat of the moment such as something has gone wrong my favorite is "hells bells"--something my step-mom always said.  I have heard one that gives me a chuckle when I think of it "fuck me running".  I tend to clean up my talk mostly for work and my kids, I say oh poop alot.  But I have worked in a factory before and could swear just as well as the rest of them. 

I love it when Daddy uses swear words though, the dirty talk is just the icing on the cake for a good scene.






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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/19/2007 10:11:35 AM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		When someone is really annoying Me, the phrase "hopeless, helpless fuckstick" is always My favortie.  It gives Me a laugh using it and usually brings enough levity to relieve My stress.

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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/19/2007 1:27:16 PM   
Hanable


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Status: offline 		its not a curse word.. but i was reading in a book and some guy said "christ on a bicycle!" i jsut thought it was interesting way for cussing.

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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/19/2007 1:55:57 PM   
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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/19/2007 4:19:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		I curse in two language  german and english...............

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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/19/2007 7:16:52 PM   
Hanable


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Status: offline 		my french teacher wont teach us how to cuss in french.. but she lets us look it up... idk if i say them correctly thou.. she wont tell me if im right or wrong. i dont think she wants to say them.

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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/19/2007 7:26:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		"MotherFucker"  comes out of my mouth more than it should.

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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/20/2007 10:55:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		My favorite term has to be dickhead but it is intended as a term of endearment.

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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/20/2007 12:05:11 PM   
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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/20/2007 12:19:58 PM   
fadedlace


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Status: offline 		I only swear when I'm extremely upset, and since I wasn't allowed to use it for over 18 years in my first M/s relationship, "fuck" has to be the most stress-relieving.  Just a simple fuck, with feeling.  LOL

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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/20/2007 5:26:43 PM   
Hanable


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Status: offline 		i agree with fadedlace.. a good "fuck" with lots of feeling is a great stress reliever. and it makes ppl look at u funny.

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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/20/2007 5:30:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well.. I dunno if it counts really, but "Smeg!" is my favorite.  I don't really swear... but I love "smeg!"  And, "Aw, smeggin' 'ell"  and "Oh, for smeg's sake!"  ^_^

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RE: Favourite swear words - 5/21/2007 11:14:08 AM   
RythymMan


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Status: offline 		Great Googly Mooglies this is one fuggly thread,
but my fave swear word is Shyzer,
and fave swear phrase is Fuck Me Raw.










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