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softness -> silly deal breakers (5/17/2007 1:32:25 PM)
We all have "deal breakers" when looking for potential partners, these are serious things even if they are subconscious, and generally they are of the "industry standard" variety - must not be secretly married etc etc deep down however we all have silly little deal breakers .. very personal to us .. that other people might laugh at, but that are just as crucial in our inner approval of new partners as the serious ones soooooo ... what are your silly deal breakers .. and why do you think they are so important to you?

softness -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/17/2007 1:45:03 PM)
mine they must get over the fact that i suck my thumb ... if they find it attractive ... they get extra sparkly bonus points they need to embrace my love of cheap trash fiction (like Mills & Boon, Harlequin type stuff) ...if they wanna get snobby about fiction, they can read The Epic of Gilgamesh in Akkadian and I can correct their pronunciation while (glances at my current trash for inspiration) Amanda Yoyoknickers and Lance Lovesthempure make love on Amanda's kitchen table with wild abandon but both still denying their love because of that time Lance called Amanda a hussy in college after a misunderstanding over Lance's best friend Butch .... sighs these are both really deal breakers about being indulgent of a part of me - a silly hopeless and i think quite adorable part of me. Were a D to think of that as something they wanted to train out of me .. i would know we weren't a match edited because i am having real trouble with my homophones today

earthycouple -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/17/2007 2:02:20 PM)
First of all..have I mentioned how damn beautiful you are? Wow. A smoker who won't quit. The smell repulses me. He hates that I watch "reality" tv shows....ok, they are stupid...but once you wrap your mind around the fact that they aren't really "reality" they are so much fun to laugh at...but only with someone...."reality" tv by myself is boring.

softness -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/17/2007 2:20:07 PM)
wow .. leaves a hug snog for earthycouple dangling on the thread ... flattery will always get You everywhere! thankYou, and may i return the compliment - to a very sexy Lady indeed

earthycouple -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/17/2007 3:42:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: softness wow .. leaves a hug snog for earthycouple dangling on the thread ... flattery will always get You everywhere! thankYou, and may i return the compliment - to a very sexy Lady indeed Thank you kindly! Um....hug snog? I'll presume it's a good thing and sends one right back....hopes I'm right as I head to google

ta2dqt -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/17/2007 7:09:14 PM)
A quick deal breaker is one who Immediately thinks its all about "sex"............then i know what they are "really" about...............

tatangel -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/17/2007 7:21:00 PM)
Anyone who tries to change me. You either like me or you don't. If you do, great, if you don't, that's great too, just don't be so presumptuous to assume that I will change for you. I like me.

slaveish -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/17/2007 7:25:31 PM)
Shaving his body hair. Omg. This is HUGE for me. I cannot, and I mean canNOT stand for men who have body hair to shave, wax, or otherwise remove it. It absolutely freaks me out. (softness, I still suck my thumb at times too. It can be very comforting. On occasion, Master puts his thumb in my mouth if we're just hanging out watching tv. ~smiling~)

lectrode -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/17/2007 7:56:09 PM)
Warning - silly question coming... What is the deal breaker - you being asked to shave his hair, or that he has shaved his hair? quote: ORIGINAL: slaveish Shaving his body hair. Omg. This is HUGE for me. I cannot, and I mean canNOT stand for men who have body hair to shave, wax, or otherwise remove it. It absolutely freaks me out. (softness, I still suck my thumb at times too. It can be very comforting. On occasion, Master puts his thumb in my mouth if we're just hanging out watching tv. ~smiling~) quote: Shaving his body hair.

TheHeretic -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/17/2007 8:16:49 PM)
A girl once said she thought Monty Python was stupid. I ended it. A tiny little thing, but it spoke volumes about our chances.

ready4srvce4all -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/17/2007 9:14:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ta2dqt A quick deal breaker is one who Immediately thinks its all about "sex"............then i know what they are "really" about............... I agree completely, but also add, those who act like they own you in the very first letter.

lectrode -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/17/2007 9:14:24 PM)
Goes to bed and snuggles with the dog, and i don't mean me, lol! Even though i love my dog, there is no greater turn-off than to swing my arm over the woman to give her a hug and have it land on a furry beast.

softness -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/18/2007 12:36:21 PM)
oh .. and another ... understanding that cheese toasted sandwich is a food group

Mikal -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/18/2007 1:50:25 PM)
I can't stand it when people spit when they talk. I have a family member who does this and [:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(]!!! Also, spitting in general. Can't stand it. Get a hanky or something and see a doc if you have to spit all the time. [>:] The other deal breaker is if the person really doesn't like animals. It's one thing if they have allergies, or can't stand a particular type of animal, but not liking any at all? Gives me the willies. [:-] There are others, but I've found that it really depends on the person - some people can do things that I find cute/endearing, whereas if someone else does the exact same thing, it annoys or grosses me out. Go figure. [8\|]

lighthearted -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/18/2007 2:30:34 PM)
guys who wear shorts that are on the short-ish sides. yeeech.

MadameDahlia -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/18/2007 3:17:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheHeretic A girl once said she thought Monty Python was stupid. Blasphemy! She must be a witch... and we know this because she weighs the same as a duck. Forget the burning... I say throw the grenade at her! For the fans... Something completely different: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g

gypsygrl -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/19/2007 4:15:00 AM)
I have a lot of silly little things that trip me up. Shoes seem to be the biggest. I'm very particular about shoes. Wing tips are sexy, girlie shoes with tassles are total turn offs. Beat up tennis shoes are absolutely respectable, penny loafers and boat shoes have no place in a man's closet if the man in question doesn't loaf or boat. In general, a man's shoes should always tie. Except for boots which may be pulled on. Open toed sandals are turn offs. Deep, deep in the darkest reaches of the most primitive parts of my brain its written that its unmanly for a guy to show their toes in public. The more evolved parts of me know that this is irrational but when it comes to shoes, my reptilian brain seems to rule.

LadyDominaX -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/19/2007 11:19:31 PM)
My silly deal breaker is if they can't watch vampire movies, or have problems with my collection of plush critters. I had a guy freak out once because one of my bears was "staring at him." He couldn't relax if it was in the same room. A very serious deal breaker for me is if they don't like cats. One silly git actually said "You should get rid of some of the cats." I pointed to the door & said "There you go, bye bye."

LadyDominaX -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/19/2007 11:20:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadameDahlia quote: ORIGINAL: TheHeretic A girl once said she thought Monty Python was stupid. Blasphemy! She must be a witch... and we know this because she weighs the same as a duck. Forget the burning... I say throw the grenade at her! For the fans... Something completely different: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g Ah, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! There is a store in my town that sells shirts emblazoned across the front with "I weigh the same as a duck."

Manawyddan -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/26/2007 5:59:33 AM)
softness: the thumb sucking is adorable the trash fiction ... tolerable only if that's not all you read. earthycouple: I think a 'hug snog' is a typo for a 'huge snog' ... a snog is a make-out kiss ... certainly softness looks eminntly snoggable. LadyDominaX: early on in my relationship, my now-wife told me that if there was to be a choce at any point between me and her cat, the cat would win out. I said, "well, obviously; she was here first." that's when she decided to keep me. my silly deal breaker: people who don't know how to argue.

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