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Silly genital names - 5/17/2007 4:46:32 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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Status: offline 		imthatacheyouhav had a thread on the words we use for genitals in place of their appropiate terms which I completely misunderstood when I first went to it. This got me thinking about the names people have given their genitals as well over the years. Which was what I originally thought the thread to be about.

You know what I mean...the cute little names we've either heard or used for someone's genitals. So go ahead and share yours, either your own or ones you've been dubbed with. I'll even start.

My favorite one I've used for a man was Mr Ed.

My Favorite someone used for mine was Wilma. ( I still have no idea why he named it that.)

I'm in the strangest mood... must be a combination of sleep deprivation and the giddy joy in that I've finally turned in the last of my papers that were due!

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RE: Silly genital names - 5/17/2007 7:33:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		Mine was "Miss Rose" for awhile.

The most god-awful one I ever heard was a clod who named his "Clem". ~gag~ It shook me to the rafters, and what a shame. I really liked that guy. Until then.

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RE: Silly genital names - 5/17/2007 8:50:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: slaveish

Mine was "Miss Rose" for awhile.

The most god-awful one I ever heard was a clod who named his "Clem". ~gag~ It shook me to the rafters, and what a shame. I really liked that guy. Until then.


Isn't it silly how something as inconsequential as a nickname for their winkie can actually affect your perception of someone? Do I dare speak the name Thor and all the razzing that entailed for a former CM member here?

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RE: Silly genital names - 5/17/2007 9:03:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well .. my biker nickname is Kitty , my scene name is ~greed~
So .. of course you guessed it it's greedy putty cat...
and as for the male counter part ????    well.....hopefully....... OOH MY GOD IT IS HUGE

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RE: Silly genital names - 5/27/2007 4:35:17 PM   
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RE: Silly genital names - 5/28/2007 3:39:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		My roommate called his own Carmen Electra because that way he was playing with Carmen Electra every night lol

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RE: Silly genital names - 5/30/2007 4:37:27 PM   
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RE: Silly genital names - 5/30/2007 4:43:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		i don't get into naming my privates...it's just plain dumb if you ask me...but i know you didn't so i digress.

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RE: Silly genital names - 5/30/2007 5:19:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		michael somehow your post just didn't suprise me at all.

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RE: Silly genital names - 5/30/2007 5:21:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: YourHypnoMaster

My roommate called his own Carmen Electra because that way he was playing with Carmen Electra every night lol


The real question here is how the two of you ended up having this discussion to begin with...although Carmen Electra is damned funny.

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RE: Silly genital names - 5/30/2007 5:23:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: velvetears

Mr and Mrs Happy


Oooh I remember a Mr Happy in the past. Of course, I made sure to change it into a Mr. Unhappy pretty quickly. LOL

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RE: Silly genital names - 5/30/2007 5:25:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69

Well .. my biker nickname is Kitty , my scene name is ~greed~
So .. of course you guessed it it's greedy putty cat...
and as for the male counter part ????    well.....hopefully....... OOH MY GOD IT IS HUGE


That makes two of us!

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RE: Silly genital names - 5/30/2007 5:37:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		When I was younger, someone named him Barney, but now he goes by the name of El Presidente.

Oh, and the dancing banana.

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RE: Silly genital names - 5/30/2007 5:53:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

When I was younger, someone named him Barney, but now he goes by the name of El Presidente.

Oh, and the dancing banana.


Given the elephants I would have thought Jumbo was perhaps more appropriate. Of course, I would hate to ever AssUMe anything.

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RE: Silly genital names - 5/30/2007 6:05:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well now, I'm feeling terribly unimaginative, 'cause it's never occured to me to name it. Maybe I could use one of the runner-up names from Confirmation.

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RE: Silly genital names - 5/30/2007 6:17:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

michael somehow your post just didn't suprise me at all.


i'll have to work on that...i'm full of surprises...
LOL


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RE: Silly genital names - 5/30/2007 6:59:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		His boat.    It was a code name.

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RE: Silly genital names - 5/31/2007 7:22:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		I've heard the clit being called "the man in the boat".....

My winkie has been called "Moby" along with little comments like "Thar she blows" or "Eeeeye..the one-eyed whale".........lmao

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RE: Silly genital names - 5/31/2007 7:28:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		My sister can remember our grandmother referring to her (my sister's) vagina as her "bucky."  We laugh about that to this day and still aren't sure where that came from.......slave luci

Edited to add this link:  http://www.sublimedirectory.com/vagina_list.htm - there's some crazy names here
 

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RE: Silly genital names - 5/31/2007 3:11:47 PM   
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the beast
Hoss
Vlad - as in the impaler
The Impaler
Beefy
Lulu - male sissy slave
Boomstick ala Bruce Cambell

Names for vaginas
Tamale(sp)
Coochy slit
Playstation - Nerd bf
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