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maybemaybenot -> RE: The First Email (5/18/2007 6:10:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail oh, see that is immediate and total erectile dysfunction on my part, you ain't giving up a thing----- I nned you to suffer in garishness and wallow in recalcitrance (if you are sobbing uncontrollably throughout the act---well; mores the ecstasy, you see?) FredricFellatorum yea,yea,yea. I see. Fine have it your way, you always do anyway. * stomps off to polish the tiarra.* I should never have offered my services, just wayyyy too much polishing for one night. mbmbn

dcnovice -> RE: The First Email (5/18/2007 6:11:08 PM)
I'm supposed to answer the messages I get?

maybemaybenot -> RE: The First Email (5/18/2007 6:24:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: happypervert quote: I for one, CK, will give you props. You came in with your guns blazing and actually read, absorbed and evaluated and put them back in your holster and held out your hand. Yeah . . . he's no fun. It's far more amusing when they come in with guns blazing and start fighting with everyone as the sharks start circling with everyone taking chunks out of him. Oh well, there's no shortage of those stooges so I'm sure one will be along shortly. LMAO !! How very true. mbmbn mbmbn

HutchGarahl -> RE: The First Email (5/18/2007 8:30:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot I for one, CK, will give you props. You came in with your guns blazing and actually read, absorbed and evaluated and put them back in your holster and held out your hand. Welcome to CM ! mbmbn Gotta agree with ya here. This youngester came in with something knowing it would get returned with flack....but kept his cool. This shows he's level headed. [sm=applause.gif] Welcome to Cm CK....no hard feelings?

KatyLied -> RE: The First Email (5/18/2007 8:33:32 PM)
quote: Hmm..... looked at your pic.. thought you were quite good looking, Yum, even if he is a bit, erm, arrogant. I wonder if he likes pro football. If he answers "yes" I will link him to the thread....

kitriana -> RE: The First Email (5/18/2007 8:42:20 PM)
It would be one thing if you were a good looking ass, but you are barely average. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, just because you think you are the cat's ass doesn't mean anyone else gives a damn or thinks you look better than the pile of shit you have spewing on this post. Everyone has a right to ask what they want. If you don't want to oblige its tough titties for you.

HutchGarahl -> RE: The First Email (5/18/2007 8:48:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kitriana It would be one thing if you were a good looking ass, but you are barely average. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, just because you think you are the cat's ass doesn't mean anyone else gives a damn or thinks you look better than the pile of shit you have spewing on this post. Everyone has a right to ask what they want. If you don't want to oblige its tough titties for you. Huh!? just curious....was that actually directed to me or the op?

maybemaybenot -> RE: The First Email (5/18/2007 8:50:06 PM)
You are absolutely correct, Katy ! We can handle a little * arrogance * over there, no? Besides Level needs another guy to commiserate with, when we swoon over the tight ends. Ohhhhhh CK ? Please come back and tell us you are a football fan. We have a nice little spot all picked out for you. Katy has your seat reserved ! < I can bank on that one> lol Boyertown,Pa ? Most likely an Eagles fan. We don't have a resident Eagles fan, do we? Oye, if he comes on over, I will have yet another flavor of Kool Aid I will have to whip up this year. I think we shall make CK's Kool Aid into jello shots. Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm ! mbmbn

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: The First Email (5/18/2007 9:58:28 PM)
so thats what I've been doing wrong ????

CK1 -> RE: The First Email (5/18/2007 11:25:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kitriana It would be one thing if you were a good looking ass, but you are barely average. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, just because you think you are the cat's ass doesn't mean anyone else gives a damn or thinks you look better than the pile of shit you have spewing on this post. Everyone has a right to ask what they want. If you don't want to oblige its tough titties for you. Wow, a full on personal attack excellent. I defy you to find anywhere in here where I referred to myself as being the" cat's ass" as you so eloquently put it. In fact I defy you to find where I made reference to my looks at all. You ASSume that since I am an arrogant bastard and I chose to vent about what I felt was an annoying request that perhaps I think more highly of my looks than I should. Now I appreciate my borish abuse of the gramatical rules that govern our written communication has made it difficult to understand what I wrote or defecated as you so aptly put it. Even you must be able to see that I made no such claims there. My mistake and my only back step is the acceptance of the fact that women on here recieve a plethera of emails daily. This is the reason behind their request. I accepted and respect that. As far as my less than average looks which barely rate higher than a pile of shit, well, thank you for your opinion. It is noted, but remember before you ASSume someone is implying something they are not, you should realise your attack can often come across as a defense against your own insecurities. I am not one to ASSume this, and will not make geusses into your reasoning or logic. I would also never ASSume you felt your own beauty to be so stunning that having the picture present on your profile would only lead to chaos and possibly the suicides of the ugly shit people like myself. If that is true then I thank you for myself and on behalf of all the ugly shit brethren for that bit of kindness. And one last thing, I do not like tough titties. I prefer the ones I touch to be supple but firm. Hutch no hard feelings at all. It was a fun run. And as far as football, of course I love football and no I hate the Eagles. I was bon in D.C. So I follow my Redskins. Ciao and thanks for the welcome. I come in like a ton of bricks but hell at least you all know Im here now. And mbmbn if you still need a dick to suck, ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip...lol. Thank you for your words of welcome. And you damn well better make mine jello shots!!

Aileen68 -> RE: The First Email (5/19/2007 5:09:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CK1 I have finally lost my patience with this. You subs and slaves "demanding" more than one word in the initial email from a Dom. Lets not mince words here. Your wasting alot of peoples time. The fact is why would I, why should I waste my time and energy on the 50/50 shot of a response from anyone. The fact is regardless of what my or anyones email says, your going to first look at their pics, and then maybe the profile. And your deision to respond will be based on that and that ALONE. Spare me your self induced righteousness about someone actually showing real interest or being intelligent enough or creative enough to write a good intro email. When you know even if Byron himself wrote a novel as his intro, if his picture looked like buckwheat, your deleting and moving on. So shut your mouths, dont waste our time. I will email as many words as I damn well please. And you will look at my picture and then my profile, and decide from there wether or not you want to try to become my slave or sub. Be honest with yourself for once, we all know it is about attraction first before anything else can even begin. CK Actually, you're right. If I don't like your picture and your initial email doesn't click with me, you haven't got a chance no matter what you say. edited to add...wrote this without reading the thread. Now I have to go see how badly you were bashed.

Aileen68 -> RE: The First Email (5/19/2007 5:16:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KatyLied quote: Hmm..... looked at your pic.. thought you were quite good looking, Yum, even if he is a bit, erm, arrogant. I wonder if he likes pro football. If he answers "yes" I will link him to the thread.... Hahahaha. Perhaps he has a picture of himself wearing those tight little football pants. [sm=banana.gif]

mnottertail -> RE: The First Email (5/19/2007 5:24:22 AM)
You goddamn girls, I gotta laugh--- you sit out on these boards and throw knives at arrogant men, but in your secret ganglion admire thier 'self confidence' --- after all, you all ain't out here to square dance with Casper Milquetoast. The Evil Genius that is ---- iRon: interTubelian Master of the interGallactic interStellar Nebulae

Aileen68 -> RE: The First Email (5/19/2007 5:37:19 AM)
I do like arrogant men. And when they're good looking then it's even better. I agree with the OP. Get anyone to suck it under a bridge yet iRon?

HydroMaster -> RE: The First Email (5/19/2007 5:55:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hissltviolet quote: ORIGINAL: HydroMaster Personally I write my intro emails based on what's presented in the profile of the woman I'm writing to...commenting on what they've told me. So one word emails are pretty much non-existent as I don't write if there's insufficient information there for me to base an opinon. Here is what I've noticed given the tools at my disposal. Most of my emails show up as read. Many more than show up as deleted unread. So most subs and slaves are in fact reading the emails. Using the times whos viewed my screen and comparing the m to the times the emails are read, the emails are being read first before they look at my profile. I think part of the reason for them not wanting a one word email is the amount of garbage that floods their inboxes. If you're getting 200 emails a day and all they say is hi...doesn't give them much to go on does it? Having more information in the email shows them that it isn't a canned email you've copied to 500 other subs and that you may actually have the ability to start a conversation or that you even bothered to read about them a little. ...applauds...very nicely said... Thanks, I do occasionally have brief moments of clarity

mnottertail -> RE: The First Email (5/19/2007 6:01:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Get anyone to suck it under a bridge yet iRon? No, every bridge I walk in hand with a pretty lady is already occupied by Fukin. And I can't come with people watching me........although I do like them to look me in the eyes when I am shooting the jizm. For that one, brief shining moment; there is Camelot. Peter O'Toole

Aileen68 -> RE: The First Email (5/19/2007 6:04:37 AM)
Heh heh. If only I knew how to make a left hand turn...

mnottertail -> RE: The First Email (5/19/2007 6:15:17 AM)
For want of a nail, a shoe was lost----- and so on.

softness -> RE: The First Email (5/19/2007 6:33:54 AM)
sees it like this ... i took care and effort over my profile .. and i posted a pic with lots of skin ... if the first email i get from somebody shows me they couldn't see past the skin to the profile just under it ... then they just aren't going to get more than a polite reply would you walk up to a beautiful woman drop you pants and say "Whaazuuup!!!!" and expect her to fall in love with you? ... nope .. so why would it be any different introducing yourself via email? shakes my head ... ignorant arrogant fuckpig bus arrived then

KatyLied -> RE: The First Email (5/19/2007 7:04:10 AM)
Eagles Fan? What say you CK? Lime jello shots when your team loses. Better than poison kool-aide, don't ya think?

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