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sambamanslilgirl -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/19/2007 9:40:15 PM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating eggs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some OJ to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss




softness -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/20/2007 2:18:10 AM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating eggs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some OJ to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water




earthycouple -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/20/2007 10:06:01 AM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating eggs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some OJ to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
pringles





FullCircle -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/20/2007 12:17:32 PM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some OJ to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape




HydroMaster -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/20/2007 2:18:10 PM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some OJ to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine




softness -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/21/2007 10:12:43 AM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some OJ to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root




slaverosebeauty -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/21/2007 10:45:24 AM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some OJ to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used




FullCircle -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/21/2007 2:05:01 PM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup




SirRober -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/21/2007 2:28:58 PM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow ,a laser pen to drive it mad ,stuff to fix the bites ,a box to stuff it into ,pretty matching ,collars for us both ,a carton of a dozen vibrating legs ,a frying pan to put on the fire ,a new kitty since the old one is in a box now ,a pack of clothes pegs for later ,a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil ,booze! ,more booze because I drank it ,already ,some BJ juice to mix with the booze ,a Ghandi wig ,a plane ticket to san jose ,a whoopie cushion ,some Resolve for the morning ,some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning ,a big snog for Hydromaster ,a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water ,Pringles ,Some red tape ,Exedrin Migraine ,fresh ginger root ,pleasure balm to go on/in other places ,while the ginger root gets used ,Sadam hussein memorial teacup , barbed wire




softness -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/21/2007 3:15:41 PM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup
some more tylenol for Hydro




gypsyfirefly -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/22/2007 1:08:12 AM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup
barbed wire
some more tylenol for Hydro
bubble wrap




SirRober -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/22/2007 9:14:58 AM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup
barbed wire
some more tylenol for Hydro
bubble wrap
rented some "midgets"




FullCircle -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/22/2007 12:15:20 PM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup
barbed wire
some more tylenol for Hydro
bubble wrap
rented some "midgets"
Some cupcakes




mypath2lvgD -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/22/2007 12:27:27 PM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup
barbed wire
some more tylenol for Hydro
bubble wrap
rented some "midgets"
Some cupcakes
ice cream




imthatacheyouhav -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/22/2007 12:32:10 PM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup
barbed wire
some more tylenol for Hydro
bubble wrap
rented some "midgets"
Some cupcakes
ice cream
Hot fudge





tatangel -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/22/2007 12:34:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: imthatacheyouhav

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup
barbed wire
some more tylenol for Hydro
bubble wrap
rented some "midgets"
Some cupcakes
ice cream
Hot fudge


a wooden chair (yeah, I cheated, no I won't tell you what the chair is for ;)




FullCircle -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/22/2007 12:37:39 PM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup
barbed wire
some more tylenol for Hydro
bubble wrap
rented some "midgets"
Some cupcakes
ice cream
Hot fudge
a wooden chair
Two instant biscuits




domiguy -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/22/2007 12:38:16 PM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup
barbed wire
some more tylenol for Hydro
bubble wrap
rented some "midgets"
Some cupcakes
ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
two instant biscuits
A crack ho




FullCircle -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/22/2007 12:41:45 PM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup
barbed wire
some more tylenol for Hydro
bubble wrap
rented some "midgets"
Some cupcakes
ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits




mypath2lvgD -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/22/2007 12:46:02 PM)

a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup
barbed wire
some more tylenol for Hydro
bubble wrap
rented some "midgets"
Some cupcakes
ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home




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