FullCircle -> RE: I went to the market and I bought ... (5/22/2007 12:50:23 PM)
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a kitten with paws as white as snow a laser pen to drive it mad stuff to fix the bites a box to stuff it into pretty matching collars for us both a carton of a dozen vibrating legs a frying pan to put on the fire a new kitty since the old one is in a box now a pack of clothes pegs for later a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil booze! more booze because I drank it already some BJ juice to mix with the booze a Ghandi wig a plane ticket to san jose a whoopie cushion some Resolve for the morning some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning a big snog for Hydromaster a juicy wet tonguing kiss lots and lots of water Pringles Some red tape Exedrin Migraine fresh ginger root ultimate frisbee contest entry form loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used Sadam hussein memorial teacup cable and wire some more tylenol for Hydro bubble wrap rented some "midgets" Some cupcakes ice cream Hot fudge A wooden chair A crack ho Two instant biscuits a wagon to carry everything home A spare wagon wheel just in case
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