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Politesub53 -> I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 1:49:51 PM)

I am so happy, today i got mail from a Domme in Ghana asking me to add her to my yahoo. Her profile states she is 30, yet she has 1957 after her name. This really impresses me, as she has obviously found an anti ageing cream which takes 20 years off of ones life, of course i would love to use that and be 33 again.
Better than that, she weighs 46 lb, so she is even skinnier than some of those supermodels on the catwalks in Milan and Paris.
Her profile also states she is submissive, so i can be a Dom at last.  
Im so happy i have prepared the cheque, for when she wants me to send the air fare so she can be with me. [:)]
[;)]



MissHarlet -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 1:55:47 PM)

ROFL  Congratulations ... Im sure she wont eat much at that weight .. so you wont have that expense ....



imthatacheyouhav -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 1:56:21 PM)

I just spit coffee on my monitor!...LMAO...thanks alot.....(winks)



MissHarlet -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 2:05:24 PM)

good one huh !! made me laff too and I needed it



aimtopleaseyou22 -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 2:11:40 PM)

Does she have a sister?



SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 2:18:36 PM)

Let me jump ahead and send my condolences regarding whichever parent falls ill in the days to come. I'm psychic like that. LOL



earthycouple -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 2:49:43 PM)

HEY!  (seriously) I got that email too!!!!



Politesub53 -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 2:54:09 PM)

earthycouple...Maybe she thought we were twins....... [:D]



addicted2it -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 3:06:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Politesub53

earthycouple...Maybe she thought we were twins....... [:D]


Maybe she thought that she was a twin, but lost the other at childbirth.



DrkJourney -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 3:12:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Politesub53

I am so happy, today i got mail from a Domme in Ghana asking me to add her to my yahoo. Her profile states she is 30, yet she has 1957 after her name. This really impresses me, as she has obviously found an anti ageing cream which takes 20 years off of ones life, of course i would love to use that and be 33 again.
Better than that, she weighs 46 lb, so she is even skinnier than some of those supermodels on the catwalks in Milan and Paris.
Her profile also states she is submissive, so i can be a Dom at last.  
Im so happy i have prepared the cheque, for when she wants me to send the air fare so she can be with me. [:)]
[;)]



omg!  what a shock....I got an email from a guy, from the exact same place...of course when he first sent it...he was from "merryland" and he sent me the only the hottest pics of himself.....pics of a blonde haired, blue eyed, gay guy....in very short shorts....now this guy had the word "army" on the blue have shirt he was wearing....so mister africa stated that he was in fact in the army and those manufactured pics proved it....damn I hate it when I miss a news story regarding the new military uniforms....lol

I called his bullshit...he admitted he was from africa, but he said he lied because this website and all americans don't trust people from africa cause we all think that all they do is scam....(spanks my hand)  I can't believe I would think that.....I'm so ashamed



DrkJourney -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 3:14:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

Let me jump ahead and send my condolences regarding whichever parent falls ill in the days to come. I'm psychic like that. LOL


goodness....how did you know?   I don't understand....how did you possibly know that he had a sister that was ill?????   I bow to your powers.....lol

hey maybe politesub and I can have a double wedding?.....yeeeee haaaaaa

lol



MistressLorelei -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 3:15:22 PM)

Well Dang... another promising submissive captured by one of those perfect real Dommes....  I think I need to update my profile.



DrkJourney -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 3:15:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple

HEY!  (seriously) I got that email too!!!!


hey earthy...what did I tell you about stealing my sweethearts?   I thought we had an understanding.....LOL



Politesub53 -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 3:20:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressLorelei

Well Dang... another promising submissive captured by one of those perfect real Dommes....  I think I need to update my profile.


laughs at promising..... im a brat.....honest [;)]



sexyrabbyt -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 3:22:57 PM)

Thats the funniest thing ive read all day.



pixelslave -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 3:29:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Politesub53
Better than that, she weighs 46 lb, so she is even skinnier than some of those supermodels on the catwalks in Milan and Paris.


I think they call that anorexia. [&:]
 
 
quote:


Her profile also states she is submissive, so i can be a Dom at last.  


Wouldn't that make you a switch instead?? [8|]


quote:


Im so happy i have prepared the cheque, for when she wants me to send the air fare so she can be with me. [:)]
[;)]


Are you in that much of a hurry?  Why not put her on a freighter?  At 46 Lbs, I'd think it would save a lot of money!  Then you could call her the Frugal Switch.  Especially, since it appears she will have so many other obligations to meet with others on CM after she arrives! [:D]   Perhaps you could all pool your funds and spread the cost among you for her sick sister as well? [8|]
 
 - pixel



JeniferJuniper -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 3:32:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Politesub53

I am so happy, today i got mail from a Domme in Ghana asking me to add her to my yahoo. Her profile states she is 30, yet she has 1957 after her name. This really impresses me, as she has obviously found an anti ageing cream which takes 20 years off of ones life, of course i would love to use that and be 33 again.
Better than that, she weighs 46 lb, so she is even skinnier than some of those supermodels on the catwalks in Milan and Paris.
Her profile also states she is submissive, so i can be a Dom at last.  
Im so happy i have prepared the cheque, for when she wants me to send the air fare so she can be with me. [:)]
[;)]



You just don't know a good thing when you see it. *chuckles*



DrkJourney -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 3:33:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sexyrabbyt

Thats the funniest thing ive read all day.


[sm=biggrin.gif]  unfortunately I get at least one a week....lol



TexasMaam -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 4:20:47 PM)

woo hoo! You lucky dog!  You found the woman of your dreams!
; )

TM



minnetar -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 4:29:28 PM)

lol maybe the 46 wasn't pounds but something metric.

minnetar



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