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stockingluvr54 -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 5:22:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 I am so happy, today i got mail from a Domme in Ghana asking me to add her to my yahoo. Her profile states she is 30, yet she has 1957 after her name. This really impresses me, as she has obviously found an anti ageing cream which takes 20 years off of ones life, of course i would love to use that and be 33 again. Better than that, she weighs 46 lb, so she is even skinnier than some of those supermodels on the catwalks in Milan and Paris. Her profile also states she is submissive, so i can be a Dom at last. Im so happy i have prepared the cheque, for when she wants me to send the air fare so she can be with me. [:)] [;)] Well thanks for "outting" me on my first CM scam....!!!! You were supposed to wait until AFTER you send me the $ for "my" airfare.... Damn!

LadyPact -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 6:13:39 PM)
Yes, the freighter is a good idea. They only charge by the weight.

Kitte9 -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 7:01:30 PM)
Does that mean he's entitled to a refund?

Texy -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 7:24:49 PM)
OMG, toooooo funny...handing out wipes for all the coffee drinkers! gayle

tornaway -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 7:42:12 PM)
And here I was thinking : "finally - someone has made it all work ! " , and I was going to congratulate you . Instead .... I'm STILL laughing ! Good one ! [:D]

asubmissiveheart -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 8:48:48 PM)
You are stealing my woman!

imthatacheyouhav -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 8:51:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Texy OMG, toooooo funny...handing out wipes for all the coffee drinkers! gayle LOL...i'm still giggling about this....takes the wipe, and cleans monitor

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 11:18:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DrkJourney quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck Let me jump ahead and send my condolences regarding whichever parent falls ill in the days to come. I'm psychic like that. LOL goodness....how did you know? I don't understand....how did you possibly know that he had a sister that was ill????? I bow to your powers.....lol hey maybe politesub and I can have a double wedding?.....yeeeee haaaaaa lol DKJourney, please refer to the bold text...I told y'all I'm psychic, there that proves it!

LadyPact -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/20/2007 11:20:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stockingluvr54 quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 I am so happy, today i got mail from a Domme in Ghana asking me to add her to my yahoo. Her profile states she is 30, yet she has 1957 after her name. This really impresses me, as she has obviously found an anti ageing cream which takes 20 years off of ones life, of course i would love to use that and be 33 again. Better than that, she weighs 46 lb, so she is even skinnier than some of those supermodels on the catwalks in Milan and Paris. Her profile also states she is submissive, so i can be a Dom at last. Im so happy i have prepared the cheque, for when she wants me to send the air fare so she can be with me. [:)] [;)] Well thanks for "outting" me on my first CM scam....!!!! You were supposed to wait until AFTER you send me the $ for "my" airfare.... Damn! <Shrug> I call 'em like I see 'em.

MadameDahlia -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/21/2007 2:23:38 AM)
Forty-six pounds? Forty-six pounds?? She's obviously a fake... and needs to lay off the Pringles. Quickly Robin... to the Fat Thread!

moki1984 -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/21/2007 9:06:36 AM)
haha cute

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/21/2007 4:40:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadameDahlia Forty-six pounds? Forty-six pounds?? She's obviously a fake... and needs to lay off the Pringles. Quickly Robin... to the Fat Thread! Dammit I just snorted Diet Pepsi through my nose. Pixel 46 pounds isn't considered merely anorexic...it's more like dead anorexic

pixelslave -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/28/2007 12:01:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck Pixel 46 pounds isn't considered merely anorexic...it's more like dead anorexic Well, maybe she was bulimic and that's the weight of how much she threw up? [:-] I know, bad joke as it *really is* a serious illness/disorder that people die from. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m23.gif[/image] Sadly, I got a similar message today from a woman whose profile indicates she lives in Houston but her email said she's currently in West Africa with her sick mother (rolls eyes). Obviously she doesn't read the boards or she'd know how happy I am with Mistress. But as it was clearly a form letter, I suppose it was no big deal to her either way. Oh, did I mention she wasn't a Domme, but instead a female sub? [:'(] - pixel

pixelslave -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/28/2007 12:15:31 PM)
I forgot to mention that this one even has a 5 year old unmentionable that she's put through college! Must be incredible to have such a genious in your family and an amazing feat to get them through college so quickly! [8\|] That's also very kind and thoughtful of her to save a man so much hard work and money to have put the little genious through college before contacting him to rescue her mother. [;)] - pixel

Politesub53 -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/28/2007 12:27:52 PM)
Hi Pixel....... Next time i get a message i have a good plan. You can send some $$$$ in my name as they are more sought after than £££££..... if i dont hear anything back we can put it down to experience. <grins> [;)]

IwiltakeU -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/28/2007 1:07:26 PM)
[8\|] DAM NOTHING THERE TO SNACK ON WITH HER LOL LIKE MORE TO NIBBLE ON FOR MYSELF MY SUB IS DEF A MOUTH FULL IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES[:D]

VeryMercurial -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/28/2007 1:21:32 PM)
Sounds like another match made on CM! When are you moving?

pixelslave -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/28/2007 3:52:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 Hi Pixel....... Next time i get a message i have a good plan. You can send some $$$$ in my name as they are more sought after than £££££..... if i dont hear anything back we can put it down to experience. <grins> [;)] How about I just let you have the experience all on your own instead?? It's one that my intuition tells me I could do without. I'm sure Mistress' paddle would solidly confirm that for me as well. [;)] Oh, and the last I heard, pounds could easily be converted to dollars as people make money every day trading on the FOREX market since the exchange rate goes up and down, even throughout the day. [:D] - pixel

Politesub53 -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/28/2007 3:55:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pixelslave quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 Hi Pixel....... Next time i get a message i have a good plan. You can send some $$$$ in my name as they are more sought after than £££££..... if i dont hear anything back we can put it down to experience. <grins> [;)] How about I just let you have the experience all on your own instead?? It's one that my intuition tells me I could do without. I'm sure Mistress' paddle would solidly confirm that for me as well. [;)] Oh, and the last I heard, pounds could easily be converted to dollars as people make money every day trading on the FOREX market since the exchange rate goes up and down, even throughout the day. [:D] - pixel Better to play the Stock Exchange with someone elses money eh [:D]

pixelslave -> RE: I think im in Love !!! (5/28/2007 9:26:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 Better to play the Stock Exchange with someone elses money eh [:D] Only if I get to keep the profits! And BTW, Options are far more lucrative than just playing the stocks directly. [;)] - pixel

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