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Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail... - 5/24/2007 7:59:14 AM

Bearlee

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Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail...

10) Asking Martha Stewart for "shower fight" tips

09) Meeting with Revlon to market signature delousing spray

08) Looking up recipe for making Cosmopolitans in the toilet

07) Attending Tampa Bay Devil Rays games to get used to solitary

06) Seeking permission to videotape her conjugals

05) No number 5 -- writer too upset by verdict to write a joke

04) Seeing what Prada has in orange jumpsuits

03) I dunno -- getting drunk and acting like a tramp? Seriously, young people -- keep it clean

02) Telling herself, "Heck, 45 days? That's not even a month"

01) Giving guards list of how she likes to be searched

Okay... Those are ten; surely YOU have suggestions for the poor fing!

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RE: Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail... - 5/24/2007 9:30:20 AM

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ROFL!! Wonderful. I'd add to them but you already did the best ones :)

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RE: Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail... - 5/24/2007 9:38:45 AM

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11) Making sure hair extensions are extra secure, in case of catfights.

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RE: Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail... - 5/24/2007 11:29:53 AM

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OMG..... yes! I heard catfights can be rough on a girl's hair!!!

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RE: Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail... - 5/24/2007 11:56:49 AM

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12 Wondering if she can have her time videotape for the stupid show of hers

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RE: Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail... - 5/24/2007 12:21:32 PM

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OMG...priceless! I can see the various episodes:

Paris does Mickie
Paris scrubs the toilet
Paris does Rickie
Paris has a Visitor
Paris does Mattie
Paris Asks for Parole

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RE: Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail... - 5/24/2007 2:25:55 PM

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13) starts trying to fingure out how many cigs she can hide up her ass at one time.

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RE: Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail... - 5/24/2007 7:08:14 PM

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Anybody know Paris's email address?
I got some links for her

Bottom right panel says it all really.
(I so want that t-shirt)

http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp12052006.shtml

http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01122007.shtml
http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01112007.shtml

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