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Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/24/2007 4:15:50 PM   
Griswold


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And now the news....
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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/24/2007 5:22:03 PM   
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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/24/2007 5:34:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: philosophy

..how about "Dick Cheney ate my lawn mower" for a headline?


Well, that might work...'cept my lawmower has a thing for weedeaters...and I'm certain he wouldn't go there.

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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/24/2007 6:04:52 PM   
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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/24/2007 6:10:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		Griswold, you are such a tease!  Cowell is notoriously nasty with
his comments and I hoped someone had beat the piss out of him.
 
I like the headlines on the Weekly World News at the super-market check-out stands along the likes of -
 
"Alien Baby Born to 60 Year Old Woman!"
"Woman's Mink Stole Comes Back to Life and Attacks Her!"
"Tiny Bubbles, Minuature UFO's Inside Your Toilet Bowl"
"Diaper Thief Leaves 1,000 Babies with No Place to Go!"   

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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/24/2007 6:14:08 PM   
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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/24/2007 9:58:57 PM   
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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/24/2007 10:38:34 PM   
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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/25/2007 5:19:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Griswold, you are such a tease!  Cowell is notoriously nasty with
his comments and I hoped someone had beat the piss out of him.
 
I like the headlines on the Weekly World News at the super-market check-out stands along the likes of -
 
"Alien Baby Born to 60 Year Old Woman!"
"Woman's Mink Stole Comes Back to Life and Attacks Her!"
"Tiny Bubbles, Minuature UFO's Inside Your Toilet Bowl"
"Diaper Thief Leaves 1,000 Babies with No Place to Go!"   


Hey!!!!

I don't appreciate this shit...belittling these stories...that story about the alien baby born to the 60 year old woman was true!!!!

(And by the way....I've personally SEEN Batboy)

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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/25/2007 8:27:31 PM   
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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/25/2007 9:56:51 PM   
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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/25/2007 9:58:15 PM   
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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/25/2007 10:00:04 PM   
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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/25/2007 10:04:33 PM   
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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/25/2007 10:07:36 PM   
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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/25/2007 10:11:20 PM   
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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/25/2007 10:20:21 PM   
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I thought this thread was about Simon?! I like him. He tells it like it is and is honest. I'm in his fanclub.

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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/25/2007 10:21:59 PM   
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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/25/2007 10:30:31 PM   
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Edited to add: The article continued to read: The owners simply ask for their safe return!

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RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! - 5/25/2007 10:35:54 PM   
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