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Classic sub profile - 5/18/2005 9:38:46 AM

Kiaban

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Now we all have had fun with out-there dom profiles and first hng emails of "kneel bitch and give me your phone number now"..classy opening line.
Well turn about is fair play so here is how some subby profiles read and in brackets should read.

"I am a total slave looking for a REAL master who knows what he wants and how to get it [namely begging me for it]. He MUST be tall, dark , handsome and finantually stable [see loaded to the gills]. He must understand and treasure my gift of submission [see be thankful I even look in his direction].He must own his own dungeon in the bottom of his mansion/ranch in the northern california hills, where his man servant will be my personal bitch.If you think you qualify send a 12 page dissertation on what you would do to me [not who you are I don't give a shit] and include photos of what activities we would do [I am all out of masterbation material]. with your resume. You must be within 6 months of my age or very old with severe and terminal health problems [copies of medical report appriciated]."

I am not bitter, we tease about doms so take it for what it is, having fun..or dont and flame away I don't mind=)

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RE: Classic sub profile - 5/18/2005 2:41:14 PM

RiotGirl

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LOL

that was great thanks

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RE: Classic sub profile - 5/18/2005 6:08:02 PM

liltxsubby

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Nope, you're right. Turn about is fair play. We make fun of ya'll all the time. There just isn't as much for ya'll to make fun of.

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RE: Classic sub profile - 5/18/2005 6:19:12 PM

FelinePersuasion

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Dam where can I get me onnna dem doms huh?:))

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RE: Classic sub profile - 5/18/2005 8:32:49 PM

gretchen

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...That was just great!

I have just found this REAL profile of a Dom (I know this post is about sub's profiles, but I thought I could share some of my own discoveries on profiles):

"I'm a Master from [insert any Latin American country name].
I am very estrict. I'm looking for slaves (women), to serve me
completly. They must be my slaves and maids. Besides, you
must send me money every time is required. Don't make me
waste my time. If you are not able to obey and give your self
totaly, don't contact me."

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RE: Classic sub profile - 5/19/2005 8:10:55 AM

Kiaban

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quote:

ORIGINAL: liltxsubby

Nope, you're right. Turn about is fair play. We make fun of ya'll all the time. There just isn't as much for ya'll to make fun of.

can't argue with that, but there are a few out there

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RE: Classic sub profile - 5/19/2005 8:11:42 AM

Kiaban

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quote:

ORIGINAL: gretchen

...That was just great!

I have just found this REAL profile of a Dom (I know this post is about sub's profiles, but I thought I could share some of my own discoveries on profiles):

"I'm a Master from [insert any Latin American country name].
I am very estrict. I'm looking for slaves (women), to serve me
completly. They must be my slaves and maids. Besides, you
must send me money every time is required. Don't make me
waste my time. If you are not able to obey and give your self
totaly, don't contact me."

yea I hear you and the bad part is this is by far not the worse one out there. heh

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RE: Classic sub profile - 5/19/2005 9:29:04 AM

subversiveone

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or how about :

"im a sub, most of the time, well, occaisionaly...depends. im looking for one of those TPE's but just on weekends...not sure what i like but You should...im ugly, You be gorgeous. please don't judge me Sir(s) as im a weak fragile flower who lives only to serve except when You get too possesive or demanding. don't waste Your time or mine, humbly Yours"

rofl

ps) and im NOT telling which line i've used myself ;)

< Message edited by subversiveone -- 5/19/2005 8:45:58 PM >

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RE: Classic sub profile - 5/19/2005 8:26:55 PM

gretchen

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quote:

ORIGINAL: subversiveone

or how about :

"im a sub, most of the time, well, occaisionaly...depends. im looking for one of those TPE's but just on weekeds...not sure what i like but You should...im ugly, You be gorgeous. please don't judge me Sir(s) as im a weak fragile flower who lives only to serve except when You get too possesive or demanding. don't waste Your time or mine, humbly Yours"

WOW!...you just found gold there!

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RE: Classic sub profile - 5/24/2005 10:37:58 AM

gothicdraconica

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Comic relief for the early morning riser... who hasn't gone to sleep yet. That was awesome. Thanks for sharing. >:}

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