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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/2/2007 6:29:23 PM

sappatoti

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Um... Angel... there is no wheel to this modern ship. You're tugging on a prop... we're still heading for the shoals... better grab onto something.

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/2/2007 6:45:50 PM

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righty-o - plasters self to Sappa

if we go down, you'd better rescue me!

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/2/2007 7:02:11 PM

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Well, I don't think it's a matter of drowning, since what'll most likely happen is the ship will become grounded on the shoals. Since these are shallow water shoals, the keel will more than likely get peeled back and the ship will settle onto the shoals. Those in the hull may perish, but those of us on the upper decks should be fine, barring the odd broken limbs as a result of the ramming of the shoals.

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/2/2007 7:26:55 PM

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well, i feel so much better now. (goes to find a mattress to tie myself to) where's donna when u need her??

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/2/2007 7:33:39 PM

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*... clicks on ship's PA system ...*

"Attention passengers, this is your crazed interim helmsman speaking. We are speeding towards a bank of shallow shoals at approximately 25 knots. We have not yet reached the point of no return, so if you wish to depart the vessel at this time, please do so. Once we've crossed the point of no return, jumping overboard at that time will not give you time to dodge what will be massive destruction. This will be your only warning until we reach the point of no return. As always, we thank you for your attention and are pleased that you've chosen to spend your vacation time with us. Thank you... that is all."

*... clicks off the ship's PA ... making final course adjustments towards the shoals ...*

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/2/2007 7:49:18 PM

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*rides into the bridge and smacks that crazed helmsman into next week without return ticket*

WE 'RE GOING TO GERMANY DAMN IT !!!!!

I want some bratwurst and bier

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY 15 CABANA BOYS ???

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/2/2007 7:50:41 PM

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* locks in new course "secret password"*

DOES A WHEELIE

BURPS AND PASSES OUT

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/2/2007 8:28:25 PM

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Oww!... dammit Harley! Was that necessary? I was only going to test the strength of the steel hull plating. Geez... can't a crazed lunatic have fun any more?

:(

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/2/2007 8:44:19 PM

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Damm harley be a lady smiles.....

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/2/2007 8:46:44 PM

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rofl... ok, can someone untie me from the mattress now that there's no collision impending??

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/2/2007 8:55:40 PM

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Actually, since I'm no longer needed at the helm, I'm thinking I've got some free time... and you look so helpless bound to that mattress...

*... licking my lips ...*

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/2/2007 8:58:40 PM

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eek?

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/2/2007 9:06:21 PM

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However, before we get to the good stuff, I just want you to realize something...

Remember when I boarded this vessel that I said I was a human only? Well...

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/2/2007 9:07:25 PM

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yes??

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/2/2007 9:09:17 PM

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I lied... cause I'm an evil one...

*... with that, I return to my non-existant form, unstrap Angel and phase her out of sync with her reality, and whisk her away to parts unknown ...*

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/2/2007 9:11:38 PM

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hmmmmm *slurpy sound* you taste like peanut butter and chocolate! *licking sounds fading away*

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/2/2007 10:47:24 PM

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oops, sorry, evil one, did that tickle? really - right there? hehehe

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 7:36:11 AM

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Now Angel, it's not wise to tickle the non-existant being while inbetweenst realms and universes... especially if you're in a state of semi-permanence already... ;)

But it did feel damn good... feeling lucky?

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 9:04:22 AM

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NO! i'll stop. i'll be good *snicker*

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 12:45:35 PM

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