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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 12:46:39 PM   
trappedinamuseum


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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 12:52:07 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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What the hell am I doing on the bridge again ???
where are we going ???
what happen ??
anybody got the license plate off that bottle Tequilla that ran me over last night ??
DAMN I GOT A HEADACHE OR IS IT A HANGOVER ??
where are my 15 cabana boys I ordered a week ago ???

*pops a wheelie off the bridge onto the deck, scaring a few wenches and boys...leaving rubber burns*


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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 12:53:29 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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Status: offline 		HEY NOW WAIT A DARN MINUTE .......

WHO DRESSED ME IN LEATHER AGAIN ???
hmmmm I look gooooooooooooooood 



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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 12:54:30 PM   
sappatoti


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From: the edge of darkness...
Status: offline 		*... flashing back into existence with the Angel in various states of disarray ...*

Sorry samba, it is not I who is control of this vessel any more. Harley has taken over the controls and locked them down with her own private security code. I was trying to put an end to the ship... make it a part of the shallow water shoals, but Harley intervened.

*... motioning to Harley's wheelie marks on the floor of the bridge ...*

I believe we're heading towards Germany...

< Message edited by sappatoti -- 10/3/2007 12:55:56 PM >

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 12:58:30 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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Harley - ONLY 5 cabana boys are on the order list for you!  nice leather *wink*  oh ask sappa - he's the one steering the ship ...for now


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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 12:59:10 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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Status: offline 		I DID WHAT ????

I don't remember a thing about last night....... The only thing I remember is opening a bottle of Tequilla
SO THEREFORE..
wasn't me
noone see me do it
can't prove nothing

*sticks tongue out and orderes a cabanaboy to get read of the evidince

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 1:02:50 PM   
sappatoti


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From: the edge of darkness...
Status: offline 		It's your code, Harley, that's got the helm controls all locked up. I do hope you remember them, for the controls will have to be manually operated for any docking maneuvers that will take place when we reach Germany.

*... passes a kamikazee to Harley ...*

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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 1:05:05 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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Status: offline 		my what ?? 
you mean you let me change the password on there ???
I don't remember a thing about last night.. I don't remember the password.....

Thanks I needed that ....... <hicks>.......got another one for me ????

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 1:07:28 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		*... sets up a number of kamikazees for Harley ...*

There's not much I could do... you bitch slapped me to the floor then changed the codes. If Angel wasn't in such disarray at the moment, she'd confirm it all.

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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 1:10:48 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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I bitchslapped you ???
<hicks>
10 cabanboys or I sue CD 
<hikcs>
I payed for 10 and I want 10
<hikcs>
<hicks>
<hikcs>
<hikcs>
*BUUUUUUUUUURP*

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I am who I am
A Sammy to no end

Sarcasm, just another service I provide


.....I am who I am .......

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 1:15:13 PM   
sappatoti


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From: the edge of darkness...
Status: offline 		*... flips a few switches and calls up the bridge's video log ...*

quote:

ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69

*rides into the bridge and smacks that crazed helmsman into next week without return ticket*

WE 'RE GOING TO GERMANY DAMN IT !!!!!

I want some bratwurst and bier

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY 15 CABANA BOYS ???



quote:

ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69

* locks in new course "secret password"*

DOES A WHEELIE

BURPS AND PASSES OUT



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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 1:57:57 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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Status: offline 		bitchslap me all you want, Harley - you're ONLY getting 5 - that's  F I VE ... C I N C O ...C I N Q ...cabana boys!!

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...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 2:52:39 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sappatoti

*... flips a few switches and calls up the bridge's video log ...*

quote:

ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69

*rides into the bridge and smacks that crazed helmsman into next week without return ticket*

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY 15 CABANA BOYS ???



quote:

ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 

DOES A WHEELIE

BURPS AND PASSES OUT





The logs are corrupted I tell ya ... these are the true events that happen ...
corrupted I tell you ..... sappatoti is trying to get me in trouble ...

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.....I am who I am .......

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 2:55:44 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

bitchslap me all you want, Harley - you're ONLY getting 5 - that's  F I VE ... C I N C O ...C I N Q ...cabana boys!!


*raises eyebrow*
bitch slap you CD ??
HELL NO .. you like it to much ....
BUT I DO HAVE THESE PINK BUNNIES HERE ....
and I will release them into the ship,  if I don't get my 10 cabanaboys pronto !!!!!

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I am who I am
A Sammy to no end

Sarcasm, just another service I provide


.....I am who I am .......

Sammie Service Slave with a Hippie ScooterTrash Attitude

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 3:52:32 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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Status: offline 		go ahead and release the pink bunnies ...i'm not afraid of them  *razzzzzzzzzzz*

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...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well...


...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 4:17:12 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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Joined: 10/22/2006
Status: offline 		*releasing 10,000 pink fluffy bunnies cause mass histeria on board*

pops a wheelie on deck and accidently rund over 5 bunnies leaving a hell of a mess behind

_____________________________

I am who I am
A Sammy to no end

Sarcasm, just another service I provide


.....I am who I am .......

Sammie Service Slave with a Hippie ScooterTrash Attitude

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 6:48:37 PM   
sappatoti


Posts: 14844
Joined: 10/30/2006
From: the edge of darkness...
Status: offline 		*... sees the carnage on the deck and retreats back into the spa for another soak in the hot tub ...*

_____________________________

Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 6:50:53 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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Status: offline 		hey sapp the spa is over runned by pink bunnies

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I am who I am
A Sammy to no end

Sarcasm, just another service I provide


.....I am who I am .......

Sammie Service Slave with a Hippie ScooterTrash Attitude

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 6:53:22 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


Posts: 10926
Joined: 2/5/2007
From: Chicago, IL
Status: offline 		oh who will save the little, fluffy, cutsie, cuddly, furry, soft, pink bunnies from the evil, bitch known as Harley?!?

_____________________________

...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well...


...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 - 10/3/2007 6:55:50 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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Joined: 10/22/2006
Status: offline 		*evil laugh*

NOT ME

Now where is my shotgun and my paintgun so I can first re-paint the pink bunnies and then shot them .......
damn where is a dragon when I need one

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I am who I am
A Sammy to no end

Sarcasm, just another service I provide


.....I am who I am .......

Sammie Service Slave with a Hippie ScooterTrash Attitude

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