RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2

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trappedinamuseum -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 12:46:39 PM)
Do you have to have a DL and Registration to steer a cruise ship?

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 12:52:07 PM)
kickstarts her bike What the hell am I doing on the bridge again ??? where are we going ??? what happen ?? anybody got the license plate off that bottle Tequilla that ran me over last night ?? DAMN I GOT A HEADACHE OR IS IT A HANGOVER ?? where are my 15 cabana boys I ordered a week ago ??? pops a wheelie off the bridge onto the deck, scaring a few wenches and boys...leaving rubber burns

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 12:53:29 PM)
HEY NOW WAIT A DARN MINUTE ....... WHO DRESSED ME IN LEATHER AGAIN ??? hmmmm I look gooooooooooooooood [8D]

sappatoti -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 12:54:30 PM)
... flashing back into existence with the Angel in various states of disarray ... Sorry samba, it is not I who is control of this vessel any more. Harley has taken over the controls and locked them down with her own private security code. I was trying to put an end to the ship... make it a part of the shallow water shoals, but Harley intervened. ... motioning to Harley's wheelie marks on the floor of the bridge ... I believe we're heading towards Germany...

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 12:58:30 PM)
yes i do - just passed my Bikini Bottom Boating School lessons Harley - ONLY 5 cabana boys are on the order list for you! nice leather wink oh ask sappa - he's the one steering the ship ...for now

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 12:59:10 PM)
I DID WHAT ???? I don't remember a thing about last night....... The only thing I remember is opening a bottle of Tequilla SO THEREFORE.. wasn't me noone see me do it can't prove nothing *sticks tongue out and orderes a cabanaboy to get read of the evidince

sappatoti -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 1:02:50 PM)
It's your code, Harley, that's got the helm controls all locked up. I do hope you remember them, for the controls will have to be manually operated for any docking maneuvers that will take place when we reach Germany. ... passes a kamikazee to Harley ...

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 1:05:05 PM)
my what ?? you mean you let me change the password on there ??? I don't remember a thing about last night.. I don't remember the password.....[8D] Thanks I needed that ....... <hicks>.......got another one for me ????

sappatoti -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 1:07:28 PM)
... sets up a number of kamikazees for Harley ... There's not much I could do... you bitch slapped me to the floor then changed the codes. If Angel wasn't in such disarray at the moment, she'd confirm it all.

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 1:10:48 PM)
<hicks> I bitchslapped you ??? <hicks> 10 cabanboys or I sue CD <hikcs> I payed for 10 and I want 10 <hikcs> <hicks> <hikcs> <hikcs> BUUUUUUUUUURP

sappatoti -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 1:15:13 PM)
... flips a few switches and calls up the bridge's video log ... quote: ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 rides into the bridge and smacks that crazed helmsman into next week without return ticket WE 'RE GOING TO GERMANY DAMN IT !!!!! I want some bratwurst and bier WHERE THE HELL ARE MY 15 CABANA BOYS ??? quote: ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 * locks in new course "secret password"* DOES A WHEELIE BURPS AND PASSES OUT

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 1:57:57 PM)
bitchslap me all you want, Harley - you're ONLY getting 5 - that's F I VE ... C I N C O ...C I N Q ...cabana boys!!

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 2:52:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sappatoti ... flips a few switches and calls up the bridge's video log ... quote: ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 rides into the bridge and smacks that crazed helmsman into next week without return ticket WHERE THE HELL ARE MY 15 CABANA BOYS ??? quote: ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 DOES A WHEELIE BURPS AND PASSES OUT The logs are corrupted I tell ya ... these are the true events that happen ... corrupted I tell you ..... sappatoti is trying to get me in trouble ...

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 2:55:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl bitchslap me all you want, Harley - you're ONLY getting 5 - that's F I VE ... C I N C O ...C I N Q ...cabana boys!! raises eyebrow bitch slap you CD ?? HELL NO .. you like it to much .... BUT I DO HAVE THESE PINK BUNNIES HERE .... and I will release them into the ship, if I don't get my 10 cabanaboys pronto !!!!!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 3:52:32 PM)
go ahead and release the pink bunnies ...i'm not afraid of them razzzzzzzzzzz

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 4:17:12 PM)
releasing 10,000 pink fluffy bunnies cause mass histeria on board pops a wheelie on deck and accidently rund over 5 bunnies leaving a hell of a mess behind

sappatoti -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 6:48:37 PM)
... sees the carnage on the deck and retreats back into the spa for another soak in the hot tub ...

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 6:50:53 PM)
hey sapp the spa is over runned by pink bunnies

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 6:53:22 PM)
oh who will save the little, fluffy, cutsie, cuddly, furry, soft, pink bunnies from the evil, bitch known as Harley?!?

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/3/2007 6:55:50 PM)
evil laugh NOT ME Now where is my shotgun and my paintgun so I can first re-paint the pink bunnies and then shot them ....... damn where is a dragon when I need one

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