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Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest - 5/27/2007 11:59:19 AM   
IEvolve


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Status: offline 		The Washington Post supposedly ran a contest to take the most romantic greeting card line and combine it with the worst.  A few examples are....

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

                 -or-

I see your face when I am dreaming, 
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Let's see what this august body can do to improve on the theme.....



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RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest - 5/27/2007 12:00:42 PM   
MsPoetress


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Status: offline 		Violets are Blue,
Roses are Red
You better be my Valentines,
Or I will shoot you in the head.

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RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest - 5/27/2007 12:08:20 PM   
MercilessMarcy


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Status: offline 		Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm violent after dinner,
How about you?

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RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest - 5/27/2007 12:08:35 PM   
shyinini


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Status: offline 		whats love got to do with it
just get a grip !

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RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest - 5/27/2007 12:10:08 PM   
shyinini


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Status: offline 		i spy, you spy
looking at you
makes me cry ! 

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RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest - 5/27/2007 12:13:55 PM   
IEvolve


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Status: offline 		Violets are blue,
Roses are red.
The only way I'm fucking you,
Is if you leave that bag on your head.


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RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest - 5/27/2007 12:16:06 PM   
MsPoetress


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Status: offline 		Thanks for the wine
Thanks for the dine
and many thanks for the 69.
Let's do it again sometime.

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RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest - 5/27/2007 12:45:37 PM   
ready4srvce4all


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everyone else thinks your an asshole

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RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest - 5/27/2007 1:56:17 PM   
Mikal


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... 'cause you're such a PERFECT asshole!


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RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest - 5/27/2007 1:58:29 PM   
IEvolve


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Status: offline 		I see your face at night when dreaming....

...that's why always I wake up screaming.


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RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest - 5/27/2007 2:03:27 PM   
GoddessKai


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From: Hazel Park, Michigan
Status: offline 		I think you're wonderful...
 
... but your mother is better in bed.

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RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest - 5/27/2007 2:19:27 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		You've been bad, so here's the scoop...

... all you get this Holiday is Snowman poop!

(I actually recieved this card. Gotta love family eh? They tell it like it is *grins*)


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RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest - 5/27/2007 2:31:26 PM   
domiguy


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So I asked the Lord

He said, "Try looking for woman in cancer wards."

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RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest - 5/27/2007 2:32:34 PM   
MsPoetress


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Status: offline 		Love is in the air...
and your legs will be too, later tonight.

Happy Valentine's Day!


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RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest - 5/27/2007 2:36:23 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		I know that all you wanted was a nice, thick, manly bit tonight...

... unfortunately, all the store has was domidong. Enjoy the "."

(the "." is a spec of something...)


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RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest - 5/27/2007 4:52:44 PM   
IEvolve


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Status: offline 		Life was great.  Life was swell.

Then I met you and it went straight to hell.


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RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest - 5/27/2007 5:02:53 PM   
MsPoetress


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Status: offline 		I miss you my darling, my lover
Well.... let's be honest. I really only miss your brother.

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I'm mad, you're mad, we're all mad here, it's the fad for many a year, if you think we're crazy my dear, you're right cause I'M mad, YOU'RE mad, we're ALL mad here! - Mad Hatter

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