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TPEOwner -> What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 9:33:04 AM)
What they say: My master reads my e-mail What they mean: My master is insecure What they say: I am old guard trained What they mean: I do things the right way, and you don't What they say: I'm a female sub seeking online training. No cam and no phone. What they mean: I'm a man What they say: I'm a superior female who demands tribute from you worthless worms. What they mean: I have no job. What they say: I'm a no limts slave. What they mean: I'm a chat room addict. What they say: I want to be your mentor. What they mean: Take off your cloths and spread your legs. ------------- Feel free to add more. :)

mistoferin -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 9:36:15 AM)
What they say: Trust me What they mean: If you were smart you'd already be running.

sublizzie -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 9:39:23 AM)
What they say: I love service submissives. What they mean: Get on your knees, open your mouth, and give me a bj

mnottertail -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 9:41:10 AM)
What they say : I want a dog licking peanut butter blowjob. What they mean: I want a dog licking peanut butter blowjob. my $ 0.02, Ron

domiguy -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 9:42:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail What they say : I want a dog licking peanut butter blowjob. What they mean: I want a dog licking peanut butter blowjob. my $ 0.02, Ron Make it "crunchy" for "my" pleasure.

KatyLied -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 9:43:41 AM)
What they say : Of course I'll respect you. What they mean: Fucking slut.

toservez -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 9:48:32 AM)
What they say: “I want to be friends.” What they mean: “I want to be your Master.” What they say: “Once you are done with all the fakes and wannabes.” What they mean: “I am insecure and also quite lazy.” What they say: “Only an older Master like myself is mature and knowledgeable enough to give you what you need.” What they mean: “I am old and hoping this online thing can get me some young stuff.”

LadyPact -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 9:54:10 AM)
When they say: I'm willing to relocate. What they mean: Just get Me off by chat.

KatyLied -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 10:03:02 AM)
What they say: “I have collared many girls” What they mean: “I suck at long-term relationships.”

YourShyPet -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 10:21:14 AM)
What They Say: "I respect that your already involved, and I just want to get to know you as a friend". What They Mean: "I want to keep you talking until I can figure out a way in with you". kittin

KatyLied -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 10:25:11 AM)
What they say: “My sub is sick and can no longer fulfill her obligations” What they mean: “I'm bored and need some excitement.”

YourShyPet -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 10:27:45 AM)
What They Say: "Sometimes I'll switch... for the right woman". What They Mean: " I'll do anything to get in your pants". kittin

ChainedExistence -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 10:53:09 AM)
What they say: You have an interesting profile' What they mean: I haven't actually read it, but it's as good a one-liner as any other.

windchymes -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 10:57:34 AM)
They say: I'm looking for discreet meetings for play They mean: I'm married and fooling around on the side They say: I love a woman who looks good in high heels They mean: I have a shoe fetish They say: I have a huge collection of whips, floggers, canes and paddles They mean: And I don't have a clue how to use any of them They say: I want to fill every hole you have with my cum Them mean: I haven't gotten it up in years They say: I am told I am very good looking They mean: Of course, that was 20 years ago They say: I'm 40-ish They mean: I'll be 50 next week They say: I'm looking for younger subs They mean: Because the ones my own age know too much They say: I'll send you a picture upon request Them mean: It's too hideous to actually post here and I'm planning on sweeping you off you feet verbally so my looks won't matter to you. They say: This is my last attempt at trying to find "The One" Them mean: I've been at this for three days already! They say: I'm a 'natural Dominate' They mean: I've been a control freak all my life, now I have an excuse.

LadyPact -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 11:00:09 AM)
[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif] Wynd, you owe Me for the diet pepsi I just spit all over the screen laughing so hard.

windchymes -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 11:04:27 AM)
They say: Use me, abuse me, humiliate me, I'm here for your pleasure. Them mean: Do me They say: I'm looking for 24/7 servitude They mean: I can't hold down a job They say: I'm a masochist looking for a female sadist to satisfy my need for pain They mean: I'll scream like a little girl the first time you whip me They say: If you were my mistress, what would you command me to do? They mean: Got any lotion? And a tissue?

MistressSassy66 -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 11:05:11 AM)
quote: What they say: I'm a superior female who demands tribute from you worthless worms. What they mean: I have no job. But that is My job...to demand tributes from worthless worms...LOL Too funny...lmao

TPEOwner -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 11:19:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: toservez What they say: “Only an older Master like myself is mature and knowledgeable enough to give you what you need.” What they mean: “I am old and hoping this online thing can get me some young stuff.” Ah Geez. I use that line. Start a thread and it comes up and bites me on the ass. :)

velvetears -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 11:23:38 AM)
They say: Master i would do anything for you ,without hesitation, even die for you. They mean: Here's a great thing to say, it will make me seem so "slavey" and i am safe, he'll never ask me to do anything he knows i really don't wanna do. They say: i don't have sex with my subs, i am the "Master"and i expect to be "served" They mean: It's hard to maintain an erection for intercourse so i depend on bj's, and i don't wanna take the chance of getting an std.

CirclMastr -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 11:26:48 AM)
What they say: I have a lot of experience online. What they mean: I'm a virgin.

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