RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really?

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fairerthanshe -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 7:04:43 AM)
I'm Hillary Clinton and I want to be your next President...

drawntothedark -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 7:21:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Jimmy Hoffa Good one :)

KatyLied -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 8:06:03 AM)
I am a Princess of royal blood, stuck in a peasant's life. ::sigh::

imthatacheyouhav -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 8:10:14 AM)
Geez...i thought everyone knew who i was...i'm that ache you have.....(aka a pain in the ass)

IrishMist -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 8:17:43 AM)
I am just a figment of your imagination [8D]

softness -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 8:19:44 AM)
ok ... so really ... am a 43 year old, overweight, short, paunched man from the back arse of yorkshire. My arse crack is so hairy i have to get my neighbours to trim it for me. I like pretending to be a sub cos then all the other subs might like me and will send me dirty pics of themselves cos that is wot subs do innit? i once had anal sex but only by accident, but i rekkon that makes me dominant right?

SunNMoon -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 8:25:08 AM)
Ok I’m not a 24 year old woman just graduating from an MA program (tomorrow yay!!!) but a hitch hiker from the other side of the galaxy, hanging out here with my bondage towel. Since all you need is your towel right? Yup, that’s me and since I’ve just heard that the planet is going to be destroyed in 6 years I’ll hang round until a good shape comes along then head over to Planet Kinky Sex for a visit.

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 8:33:49 AM)
I'm a legal alien........ no really wanna see my alien card ??

Mercnbeth -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 9:36:07 AM)
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die."

DomMeinCT -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 9:44:30 AM)
I'm Paris Hilton, out of jail after only three days!

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 9:59:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BlindDescent Ok darlin, I dint wanna haf to tell no one...I'm Elvis. Now shoot, mebbe I kin come outta this here basement an get me some of them there deep fried peanut butter and banana samwhitches I bin missin so much. Than kew , than kew verry much for a lettin me git this offa mah chest. I KNEW Elvis as kinky and hiding around here sheesh. Do I win a cookie now. As for me, I am a place far far away, from a time long since gonel; I am a figament of everyones imagination. I was born in the year 4004, I came back to this time to see how earthlings blew up the planet and how you survived by using your mouths to communicate yet say so little. You found me out, can I go back to my own time now? I miss the warm home planet and the clean air and water.

Gauge -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 11:01:52 AM)
I'm Gumby dammit!

nyrisa -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 1:15:40 PM)
drops the disguise I am actually a man. Not just any man, but an operative with the Men in Black. Of course, you can't be permitted to remember any of this. Too much information has been leaked by the aliens who posted. slips on dark shades, and holds up the neuralyzer Look this way, please. FLASH!!!!! Thank you very much. Now, you never saw this thread. You were reading yet another of the whining threads about "where are all the TWUE Doms/Dommes/subs/slaves", until you became nauseated and went to take an Alka Seltzer. Please, enjoy the rest of your day................

MrRoberts48381 -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 1:52:02 PM)
ohh iam the short fat guy with the really long hair as you can see in my pic ! to shy to talk to anyone and so needing a job .. and a life . walking from bar to bar looking for 1/2 filled drinks people left .. and a sharp eye on the ashtray for an ex long butt to smoke ! "Allways feeling better when iam tell you how it is " kittin makes it so ez to hump her ... like only your daddy can ! Chat 101

philosophy -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 2:02:43 PM)
..the name's Lucan....Lord Lucan.....

vield -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 2:07:47 PM)
LOL, Lord Lucan, sent any cool instructions to the Light Brigade lately?

lilsubl -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 2:08:20 PM)
ok...since everyone else is confessing to their true identity, i might as well do it also... i'm actually a 24-year-old exotic dancer with the most perfect body you've ever imagined...i am completely submissive to anyone who commands it & on my knees giving a blow job is my idea of a perfect place to be... i only created the 61 year old fat lady persona so i would know what i would have to deal with if i live that long.......

philosophy -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 2:09:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: vield LOL, Lord Lucan, sent any cool instructions to the Light Brigade lately? ......all i know is that they're blooming late......

windchymes -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 2:18:08 PM)
I played Thindy Brady in the theventieth.

earthycouple -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 2:26:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MrRoberts48381 ohh iam the short fat guy with the really long hair as you can see in my pic ! to shy to talk to anyone and so needing a job .. and a life . walking from bar to bar looking for 1/2 filled drinks people left .. and a sharp eye on the ashtray for an ex long butt to smoke ! OMG! I dated you......

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