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Aileen68 -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 2:43:48 PM)

I'm Pamela Anderson's body double.



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 2:45:18 PM)

Don't make me laught

YOU WISH BETCH



domiguy -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 2:51:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

I'm Pamela Anderson's body double.


And for all of this time I had you confused with being Ron Jeremy's fluffer.



LadyEllen -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 2:51:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

I'm Pamela Anderson's body double.


I thought you were something of a boob.

That explains it

E



Aileen68 -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 3:37:43 PM)

All right...you caught me.  I'm really Gisele Bundchen's body double.
You people are all just jealous betches and assholes. 



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 3:40:07 PM)

i always figure ..keep it real cause when they come to meet ya in real life and you ain't what you say you are...what do you think you are getting away with? I tell men upfront..i'm overweight, mental and suffer with PMS like no other....it's on them if they still wanna meet me[8D]



domiguy -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 3:44:21 PM)

Hmmmmm....Decisions...Decisions....Overweight, mental and suffers from PMS like no other...Or Gisele Bundchen's body double?.....I think I would rather bang the "crack ho" back on page 1.



LadyEllen -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 3:46:18 PM)

I'm surprised you have the luxury of choice Domiguy.

E

(I like ya really!)



Aileen68 -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 3:48:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Hmmmmm....Decisions...Decisions....Overweight, mental and suffers from PMS like no other...Or Gisele Bundchen's body double?.....I think I would rather bang the "crack ho" back on page 1.


That's a very good choice domiguy.  We all know that crack hos have no teeth and no teeth means a good gum job.



ready4srvce4all -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 3:50:18 PM)

I'm really an alcoholic bum, who has found an empty house with utilities.  And they have a stocked bar!!!  I can't believe how many people are buying my act.



domiguy -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 3:54:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

I'm surprised you have the luxury of choice Domiguy.

E

(I like ya really!)


Shit LadyEllen, I fuck'em all and let God sort'em out.



Mikal -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 4:03:36 PM)

Well, since the aliens and all have announced their presence... guess I'd better come good too....

I am a prairie dog. I'm living underground in a wheat farmer's field in Saskatchewan. The local university was doing some genetic research... and the physics lab had an 'oopsies!' moment... and I ran like h*ll!!!

I managed to make it to a Future Shop, where I waited... planned... waited some more... and, at the perfect moment (power outtage), I *ahem* permanently borrowed a mini laptop and extention cord. Then, I got my sweet self to a nice farmer's house... he had so many rats and tunnels.... just burrowed my own lil' hide-a-way, buried the extention cord, and VIOLA!

Now, I'm rather unique, and the other prairie dogs are rather stupid... can't even type worth a damn... so I went online. 'Cause everyone knows you can find any/everything online.

So, anyway, here I am.

And that's why I don't have a pic up. Those of you who've I've sent a pic to... that's from a photo I found in the attic... farmer's daughter, perhaps?

Anyway, it's a relief to be able to tell y'all my story...

Thanks for reading. [:)]



lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 4:09:01 PM)

im me and im afread how many fakes out there that ruin it for the real ppl that we have here and make it harder for us to meet someone or give us a chance



DianeB269 -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 4:09:25 PM)

I have 28 fake cocks....Does that count?


Diane



LadyEllen -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 4:12:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DianeB269

I have 28 fake cocks....Does that count?


Diane


No, We're not interested in your rare poultry collection.

E



Mercnbeth -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 4:15:39 PM)

"I am Spartacus"!



beargonewild -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 4:25:48 PM)

Alright, fine!  All this bloody confessing has forced me to also confess my double life as 90 year old geezer who chases all the lesbians trying to convert them. I wear a black trench coat over red speedos and have over sized false teeth. I am married to an 18 yr old bimbo who peddles her wares as much as possible.In my spare time, I write fantasy stories and ell them to Penthouse and Playboy magazines.
There...hope you're all happy now!!!!!



Mikal -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 4:27:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

"I am Spartacus"!

What? You spar with cactus? Or would that be cacti?



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 4:29:57 PM)

[8D]i can belt out a mean Zeppelin in the shower



dogthing -> RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? (6/7/2007 4:36:47 PM)

I'm George Bush. You have no idea how stressful it is having to keep up the pretence of being an an ignorant retard every time I step outside the door. So I come here to relax and let off steam.

I'm actually pretty smart, but I lay on the idiot act with a trowel so that people don't realise I'm an evil genius working for the destruction of the United States and everything it stands for.
Yes, I'm secretly working with al-Qa'ida, and always have been. There, I said it. The Bin Laden family were always visiting when I was a kid and I think of them as my real family. I never see them nowadays, its a shame.



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