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Mercnbeth -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 9:32:12 AM)

She was credited for 5 days. She received credit for Sunday, she got there at 11:45PM through Thursday (today), she left the prison at 12:01 AM. She has a Versace designed, jewel encrusted ankle bracelet that will track her confinement restricting her to her 12,000 square foot residence. Where she will serve her full "sentence", extended from to 45 days (40 remaining).

You just don't know the restricting she must suffer:
  • Pool will only be heated to 80 degrees
  • One hour/day limit on Jacuzzi time
  • 5 man/10 woman limit to conjugal visits (No more than 3 at any one time!)
  • Must wear only orange striped bathing suit (top optional)
  • Only wine coolers, beer, and Smirnoff Ice permitted - NO liqueur exceeding 40 proof.
  • Only domestic champagne permitted
  • No tanning bed usage - Tanning outside in sun permitted, limited to 12 hours per day

I think there will be more criteria released. Stay tuned, feel free to add them if you see them first. 



loverly -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 9:36:20 AM)

lol Paris wil probably cover the ankle bracelt in faux pink diamonds and get on with her life.. in all honesty IF i had the $$ i would do what i could to get out iof it all.. as would everyone i am sure..course.. i DO NOT drink so there is no worries about driving ,.. however.. live nad let live.. she is entertaining to say the least and gives ppl a peek into another world.. cat fault her for who she is! lol i was adopted and always said i am SURE i was a vanderbilt or a Hilton! SISTER!! LOL anyone who has thier own haircolor is ok by me! LOL .. but then.. ihrly have anything bad to say abotu anyone.. who cares?



loverly -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 9:37:21 AM)

HITS her keyboard and moves on with life! lol sorry ....



MyMastersOwn -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 9:40:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross

Oooo a Cartier tether...


Yeah ok LA... [sm=rolleyes.gif]

Have a good weekend....



mistoferin -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 10:16:34 AM)

They are now reporting that the medical condition that made it impossible for her to stay in jail was.......a rash.



Dauric -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 10:27:01 AM)

Suprise, no.

Outrage, yes.

  Do the crime, do the fucking time.

$0.02,

Dauric.



mnottertail -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 10:30:45 AM)

did anyone here if she had to go muff diving?

ron the wanker.



BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 10:33:50 AM)

Yeah ron she probally got the rash hugging on one of those big bull dykes...OH but the girl is famous for licking the split...



mistoferin -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 10:42:56 AM)

When jail officials were asked if other inmates would be released if they came down with the rash, their response was "Yes". Yeah right!!!!



philosophy -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 12:06:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

When jail officials were asked if other inmates would be released if they came down with the rash, their response was "Yes". Yeah right!!!!


...in which case i predict a rash of rashes......



selfbnd411 -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 12:34:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MyMastersOwn

Jealous?....Of Paris Hilton......... ????????????

Not in a million fucking years..... I love my boring life away from the shutter bugs and microscopes thank you.....LOL


I can think of a few upsides to being able to buy my way above the law.



kittinSol -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 12:40:04 PM)

I find that terribly immoral [8D]



selfbnd411 -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 12:53:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

I find that terribly immoral [8D]


But fun too...you have to see the good in everything [:)]



selfbnd411 -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 1:02:47 PM)

TMZ is reporting that her "condition" was not medical at all.  She just didn't like being in jail:

"Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Paris Hilton's medical condition was purely psychological and that she was in peril of having a nervous breakdown, and that's why she was released early this morning. Psychiatrist Charles Sophy visited Hilton in jail yesterday and the day before. We're told after Sophy's visit yesterday, word was passed to the Sheriff that Hilton's mental state was fragile and she was at risk. The reason for releasing her had nothing to do with a rash or other physical issues. It was purely in her head."

http://www.laist.com/2007/06/07/paris_hilton_ge.php




merrysbrat -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 1:10:01 PM)

Yay! I'm sooo happy my girl is free! Really, anyone who has horrible shit to say about her is just jealous of her money.



GoddessDustyGold -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 1:15:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: selfbnd411

TMZ is reporting that her "condition" was not medical at all.  She just didn't like being in jail:

"Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Paris Hilton's medical condition was purely psychological and that she was in peril of having a nervous breakdown, and that's why she was released early this morning. Psychiatrist Charles Sophy visited Hilton in jail yesterday and the day before. We're told after Sophy's visit yesterday, word was passed to the Sheriff that Hilton's mental state was fragile and she was at risk. The reason for releasing her had nothing to do with a rash or other physical issues. It was purely in her head."

http://www.laist.com/2007/06/07/paris_hilton_ge.php






That's what I heard, also.  She only had 3 blankets and no pillow, so she had to use one of the blankets as a pillow.  That might be in the link you posted...sorry, I didn't read it.
Well, I expected nothing less, and I am surprised she lasted as long as she did.    



LadyEllen -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 1:21:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: selfbnd411

TMZ is reporting that her "condition" was not medical at all.  She just didn't like being in jail:

"Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Paris Hilton's medical condition was purely psychological and that she was in peril of having a nervous breakdown, and that's why she was released early this morning. Psychiatrist Charles Sophy visited Hilton in jail yesterday and the day before. We're told after Sophy's visit yesterday, word was passed to the Sheriff that Hilton's mental state was fragile and she was at risk. The reason for releasing her had nothing to do with a rash or other physical issues. It was purely in her head."

http://www.laist.com/2007/06/07/paris_hilton_ge.php




If thats true, I should be speechless. My brother was a prison officer, my cousin still is one. My ex brother in law is one. One of my friends was a prison officer for a while in the army.

Every one of them tells tales of prisoners crying their eyes out like babies at night, when that door slams shut. I somehow dont think anyone else gets let out 'cause theyre upset?

FFS, its meant to be upsetting I thought? its meant to be that people are deterred from crime because the incarceration is unpleasant?

E



selfbnd411 -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 1:24:26 PM)

Lee Baca isn't the best example of a "public servant."  His numerous scandals have included a "special reserves" program, where celebs and rich campaign donors could be given a badge and a carry concealed weapons permit.  Baca is notoriously stingy when it comes to ccw permits for the lowly masses.

He's also committed to scientology.

Edit to add:
http://stop-narconon.org/Baca



sinderella21 -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 1:31:01 PM)

It's not like paris killed anyone, or even hurt anyone,  I am NOT a paris hilton fan but I do believe they really came down to hard on her!



agoodboy -> RE: Paris Hilton Released After Just 3 Days in Jail (6/7/2007 1:32:53 PM)

I was actually giving her credit for facing the music. But I guess she's just the spolied little slut I always thought she was. But I'm not want of those people who think the government and judicial system are for sale. Once something is bought and paid for, it's no longer for sale.



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