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michaelOfGeorgia -> i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 7:44:37 PM)

sex does not appeal to me any more...it's all the same thing and never changes. sex is sooooo overrated.




Aileen68 -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 8:12:25 PM)

You obviously haven't been properly fucked.




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 8:14:14 PM)

nothing would surprise me any more...it's all the same thing




iwannapullurhair -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 8:28:28 PM)

Find a contortionist lady, one that can put her butt right over her head-that should make things interesting.




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 8:29:18 PM)

that might be interesting...for about 5 minutes




iwannapullurhair -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 8:31:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

that might be interesting...for about 5 minutes


LOL! That would keep me entertained for years!




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 8:32:47 PM)

i would get bored with it...like i do everything else




MsSonnetMarwood -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 8:33:09 PM)

Learn how to do it better. 




iwannapullurhair -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 8:33:54 PM)

So what brought about this odd boredom?




SexyRed -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 8:34:00 PM)

are you kidding me? sex is endlessly fascinating, unless as someone said, you have never experienced the earth shattering kind. but you could keep experimenting until you do!




popeye1250 -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 8:34:27 PM)

Switch off to your Left hand.




iwannapullurhair -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 8:36:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Switch off to your Left hand.


There is also the ten knuckle shuffle-double the power!




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 8:36:34 PM)

i'm 44 years old and haven't founf anyone that could surprise me...maybe i've seen too much online and in person




iwannapullurhair -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 8:40:14 PM)

If you aren't totally fucking joking, you maybe depressed-it causes you to lose interest in the things you normally love. You also may have some nerve damage in your funparts, because losing interest in pretty much the best sensation in the world is a cause for concern.




imthatacheyouhav -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 8:43:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

sex does not appeal to me any more...it's all the same thing and never changes. sex is sooooo overrated.

You know my husband don't you?....LOL...




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 8:44:11 PM)

yes, i'm depressed...but the other functions as it should...i am just so tired of things these days...it's all the same thing




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 8:55:44 PM)

I know you are going through a difficult time in your life right now (hugs) and I'm here for you...sometimes, we use sex as a "cure all" for our problems instead of dealing with whatever it is that is bothering us...




Gauge -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 8:59:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

sex does not appeal to me any more...it's all the same thing and never changes. sex is sooooo overrated.


Speaking as someone that is on this planet as a direct result of sex, I would like to chime in here and just say that I am in favor of sex.




chiaThePet -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 9:04:22 PM)

Tell me about it

The self-serving, self masturbation melodious moan complete with eunuch puppets,
emitting from the ask a, um, mistress section is drawing the big yawn from me.

chia* (the pet)




HydroMaster -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 9:49:17 PM)

Sex boring?...I suppose if you're just following the basic insert tab A into slot B directions it gets old.  Try hammering screw #7 into part C5.....should clear things right up.




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