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DianeB269 -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/8/2007 5:14:44 PM)

Why wouldn't you?


Diane




LadyEllen -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/8/2007 5:17:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MuscleyandCute

Oh Jeeeez!!! Shouldnt you be in school?  Your so childish its funny but sad all at the same time! lol.  I ask him about his fixation with my muscles suspecting he has some kind of weird issue with that, then you go and double up on it lol.


Me? Silly? Please, dont say its so!

Even silly and drunk I'm still the best Captain here by far. And the wittiest. Check out my Adomme & The Cants thread on that toy collection thread if you dont believe me.

But you wouldnt get aboard my ship anyway. No little girls allowed.

E




chiaThePet -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/8/2007 5:18:00 PM)

All depends on Your weapon of mass Domination

Like a virgin, touched for the very first time

Like a vir ir ir ir gin.

chia* (the pet)




LadyEllen -> RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? (6/8/2007 5:18:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MstrssPassion

why is the rum always gone


Of course the rum is gone. Thats why I'm drinking whisky.

E




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/8/2007 5:19:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DianeB269

Why wouldn't you?


Diane


because my only experience has been online and i can't seem get any offline expereince, so i doubt i would last long with the real thing.




MuscleyandCute -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/8/2007 5:22:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadySmellen

Me? Silly? Please, dont say its so!

Even silly and drunk I'm still the best Captain here by far. And the wittiest. Check out my Adomme & The Cants thread on that toy collection thread if you dont believe me.

But you wouldnt get aboard my ship anyway. No little girls allowed.




Thanks for valueing my opinion enough that you feel the need to prove yourself for my approval and how grandious you are becoming in the face of that which causes you to question your validity. 




LadyEllen -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/8/2007 5:27:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MuscleyandCute



Thanks for valueing my opinion enough that you feel the need to prove yourself for my approval and how grandious you are becoming in the face of that which causes you to question your validity. 



Did you drink all the rum by any chance? Youre making as much sense as I am.

E

PS - and I noticed your edit of my name. Yes, I do smell. What I smell is the stink coming from your direction, so there!




LadyEllen -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/8/2007 5:31:56 PM)

Right. I have to go nigh-nights.

Thanks for the fun M&C. Just what I needed tonight, alongside the booze.

E




MuscleyandCute -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/8/2007 5:33:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

quote:

ORIGINAL: MuscleyandCute



Thanks for valueing my opinion enough that you feel the need to prove yourself for my approval and how grandious you are becoming in the face of that which causes you to question your validity. 



Did you drink all the rum by any chance? Youre making as much sense as I am.

E

PS - and I noticed your edit of my name. Yes, I do smell. What I smell is the stink coming from your direction, so there!



You are pathetic, you start seriously trying to lay into me then when my reply gets searing hot you whimper away innanely, you submissive personality.

Yawn, its late and I got a life.  Gnite!!




MstrssPassion -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/8/2007 5:40:47 PM)

psssst... no one here is taking anything seriously




dcnovice -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/8/2007 5:44:16 PM)

quote:

Why focus so much on the "muscles" issue?  Yes I have some but why make it look like you have some kind of problem with a bloke who has them? 


I rather like your muscles, actually. [:)]




chiaThePet -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/8/2007 5:54:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

quote:

Why focus so much on the "muscles" issue?  Yes I have some but why make it look like you have some kind of problem with a bloke who has them? 


I rather like your muscles, actually. [:)]


We have a winner!

Now how's my ribeye coming along, mmmmmm dinner.

chia* (the pet)




dcnovice -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/8/2007 6:21:09 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: chiaThePet

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

quote:

Why focus so much on the "muscles" issue?  Yes I have some but why make it look like you have some kind of problem with a bloke who has them? 


I rather like your muscles, actually. [:)]


We have a winner!

Now how's my ribeye coming along, mmmmmm dinner.

chia* (the pet)


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chiaThePet -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/8/2007 7:04:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

I rather like your muscles, actually. [:)]


We have a winner!

Now how's my ribeye coming along, mmmmmm dinner.

chia* (the pet)


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Just thought it was a nice way to end the flow Mamm, nothing more, nothing less.
Everybody had a little fun, and in the end MuscleyandCute got a compliment.

And dinner, well that was simply dinner, and it was fabulous!

chia* (the pest) Diane, i am soooooo smitten

edited because ribeye washes down so smooth with a couple of vodka's "hic"




dcnovice -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/8/2007 7:07:30 PM)

Oh okay, I wasn't sure. Bon appetit for that ribeye!




joyinslavery -> RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? (6/8/2007 7:10:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: undergroundsea

So there's a wasp somewhere in my house. And I want to take a nap. But I am afraid I will wake up with it sitting on my nose. And then I will swat at it. But it will fly away and I'll break my nose. So what am I to do?

Cheers,

Sea



Find the wasp and kill it before you go to sleep. 

Or, just let it be. 

Either way, just get some sleep. 




chiaThePet -> RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? (6/8/2007 7:17:19 PM)

OMG, there's a white ango-saxon person running amok?

ok ok that's all, now, chocolate silk pie for dessert, mmmmmmm

chia* (the pest) Look Diane, chocolate silk pie, and i am soooo smitten




MstrssPassion -> RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? (6/8/2007 7:23:00 PM)

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joyinslavery -> RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? (6/8/2007 7:27:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: chiaThePet

OMG, there's a white ango-saxon person running amok?

ok ok that's all, now, chocolate silk pie for dessert, mmmmmmm

chia* (the pest) Look Diane, chocolate silk pie, and i am soooo smitten



Chia, I think it's generally acknowledged that WASP stands for,  'White Anglo Saxon Protestant'

So, just to let you know...I really don't qualify. 

And what's "running amok"?    




lacenleathergirl -> RE: ummmmm..... yeah...... huh? (6/8/2007 7:32:08 PM)

It's McWhipper!!!  I guess you came here after Bondage.com ran you off?

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