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dcnovice -> RE: ummmmm..... yeah...... huh? (6/8/2007 7:42:04 PM)

I gather there's some backstory to this thread that I don't know.




chiaThePet -> RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? (6/8/2007 7:50:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: joyinslavery

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ORIGINAL: chiaThePet

OMG, there's a white ango-saxon person running amok?

ok ok that's all, now, chocolate silk pie for dessert, mmmmmmm

chia* (the pest) Look Diane, chocolate silk pie, and i am soooo smitten



Chia, I think it's generally acknowledged that WASP stands for,  'White Anglo Saxon Protestant'

So, just to let you know...I really don't qualify. 

And what's "running amok"?    


And we're back!

Hi joy, well i was simply trying to keep from entering that oh so touchy place
where rosaries and statuets start flying to and for.

As for "running amok", it's actually "a monk", but again didn't want to go there.

"Come now friar, you can go faster than that!"

chia* (the pet) or (pest) if you're smitten with Diane




chiaThePet -> RE: ummmmm..... yeah...... huh? (6/8/2007 7:53:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

I gather there's some backstory to this thread that I don't know.



Apparently, there's McDreamy, McSteamy and now, McWhipper.

chia* (the pet) 




kc692 -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/8/2007 7:57:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MuscleyandCute

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ORIGINAL: LadySmellen

Me? Silly? Please, dont say its so!

Even silly and drunk I'm still the best Captain here by far. And the wittiest. Check out my Adomme & The Cants thread on that toy collection thread if you dont believe me.

But you wouldnt get aboard my ship anyway. No little girls allowed.




Thanks for valueing my opinion enough that you feel the need to prove yourself for my approval and how grandious you are becoming in the face of that which causes you to question your validity. 



It looks at first glance like you had a dictionary there bubba, cuz of yo awful big words, but you might want to try spelling grandiose correctly.  Then you actually might achieve your goal of appearing to be verbally gifted, instead of an idiot.

Just a helpful hint there.

edit:  and it's valuing, so you know for the next time you get on your box and try to sound edjumakated.




MstrssPassion -> RE: ummmmm..... yeah...... huh? (6/8/2007 8:04:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: chiaThePet

Apparently, there's McDreamy, McSteamy and now, McWhipper.

chia* (the pet) 


Might as well add McNugget to that list as well




MstrssPassion -> RE: ummmmm..... yeah...... huh? (6/8/2007 8:09:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lacenleathergirl

It's McWhipper!!!  I guess you came here after Bondage.com ran you off?

lace



Would this be the McWhips from way back when?




kc692 -> RE: ummmmm..... yeah...... huh? (6/8/2007 8:13:54 PM)

It is one and the same, smiles, I had it earlier in the thread, I should have bolded it for all to see.




LadyPact -> RE: ummmmm..... yeah...... huh? (6/8/2007 8:25:35 PM)

<Sigh>
 
Look at this.  I go out for some shopping and a little Chinese, and just look what I come back to.  Lady Ellen shnockered on rum, and all kinds of perversion about pigs and little chicken whips under the golden arches!




MstrssPassion -> RE: ummmmm..... yeah...... huh? (6/8/2007 8:28:31 PM)

eh, like I said.... most of us never read the OP

we was here for the the pigs & the rum

drink up me' hardies [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0139.gif[/image] yo ho!





gooddogbenji -> RE: ummmmm..... yeah...... huh? (6/8/2007 8:29:54 PM)

McSlipperfucker is quite a riot, in my books.  Calmly taking it all and coming back for more.  He's always got a comeback, even if it sucks.  I award him a cool 10/100.  Good job!

Now, as to Diane, I may not last longer than any of you pansies, but I sure as hell would enjoy it more.

Yours,


benji




LadyPact -> RE: ummmmm..... yeah...... huh? (6/8/2007 8:33:03 PM)

Bacardi Razz here with Me as I speak (well, type).




Gauge -> RE: How to fuck a Domme and call her a pig at the same time (6/8/2007 9:57:01 PM)

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I heard this stuff about how Dommes dont like fucking or something and how penetration is male domination.


So I thought I would write a scenario that might paint it in a female Domination tone and base penetration entirely on contextual interpretation.  I thought I would go one step further though and call her a pig as well to see how far I could go lol.



Errrrrmmm... yeah... LOL... it's your world.

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 I gently caress you like you are delicate and bueatifull sculpture only worthy of the most attentive and carefull touch, kiss tenderly with my eyes closed like I have just won the world cup and you are the trophy and how greatfull I am. 


Dude... you watch ESPN wayyyyyy too much.

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 As far as you want it, even if you said stop (Stop... no really... stop!) I would stop even If I was really enjoying because your (Dude... it's spelled you're. You see it is a contraction. A contraction is what my gut is doing right now.) the boss I am only happy when you are happy, its what I thrive on to give you what you deserve and desire. Run my fingers through your hair. 


Run my fingers through your hair? You want her to run your fingers through her hair or you are doing the running? Clarity never hurts when writing.

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All the senses I would use not just touch, but smell. I would take in your scent. One big relieving sniff of you and your wonderfull female smell.


Are you using coke or are you with a woman? Ixnay on the ellsmay.

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Touch as I caress you.


You can't be serious.

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Sight as you see into my eyes and my body language and facial expression, you see from my eyes how much I am really completely in awe of you and how much I get out of pleasing you.


Uh...

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Hearing as you hear my primal like sounds of groans of pleasure i make which express more to you than words ever could, smooth sighs of pleasure which heightens your experience, you stare into my eyes looking down at me, soaking every minute of my masculine touch on your perfect body and you see in my eyes how I am completely under your spell that I want so much to please you and I see in your eyes how much you enjoy this, there a huge greed in your eyes but not one to feel guilty for, an immense look of demanding almost angry greed in your eyes and you are not afraid or ashamed, your a complete pig and your going to exploit this innocent resource of worship as if nothing is enough but you know the more you want the more I want to give.


Hey... ever hear of a punctuation mark called a period? The above is all one sentence.

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You lean into me, your breasts brushing against my chest...and you whisper close to me so queitly yet with the tone of a thousand screaming orders that you want my cock to penetrate you, insert it into your pussy, spread your lips, lick its tenders edges, lubricate you, satisfy you completely. You position yourself, then I look into your hungry eyes that consume me with your desire which forces my penis into you.


Oops... I am sorry! You looked at me and my dick fell into you. Clumsy me!

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Your face has an entertained snide look that you own me as I am engorged and enveloped by you in a spell of non-ending repetative ecxtasy. You start to notice a vacant yet obsessed look as I fall so far and I am so entrenched I forget everything around me, I cannot hear or see I am blind.


You can't see or hear... if you only had no hands.

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There is nothing to me except the feeling now. You watch me like a girl with her wind up doll toy that you have set off, almost like a cat watching its prey squirm as it dies.


Charming.

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Your human dildo.


Ummm... human dildo?

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A strong torrent of spunk punches you inside.


Something punched me inside but it sure wasn't spunk I can tell you that.

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You have to be there really, its not the same in words I suppose.


It's not the same in bot fly farts either.

Please, do not quit your day job... whatever that may be.




LadyPact -> RE: How to fuck a Domme and call her a pig at the same time (6/8/2007 10:23:13 PM)

[sm=biggrin.gif]   Loved it!




chiaThePet -> RE: ummmmm..... yeah...... huh? (6/8/2007 10:24:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MstrssPassion

quote:

ORIGINAL: chiaThePet

Apparently, there's McDreamy, McSteamy and now, McWhipper.

chia* (the pet) 


Might as well add McNugget to that list as well


Oh sure, a couple of rums and it's right back to the CBT talk!

chia* (the pet)




LadyEllen -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/9/2007 4:17:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MuscleyandCute

You are pathetic, you start seriously trying to lay into me then when my reply gets searing hot you whimper away innanely, you submissive personality.

Yawn, its late and I got a life.  Gnite!!


Good morning M&C - I just saw you come online (not the first time I bet) this morning, not long after me. So what's with this life you have?

I also noticed you looked at my profile last night; that's sweet, or were you checking out my muscles with a view to that arm wrestle I wonder?

As for the above - "searing hot"? barely tepid I'm afraid, and I'd hardly call my posts "seriously laying into" you either. You'll know when I seriously lay into someone, because my subsequent posts will be courtesy of Mod IX. Its all a bit of fun, thats all.

I'm going to have to log off soon so I wont be able to play much today I'm afraid; I really do have a life (well, at weekends anyway). Have a fun time - the east coast should be getting out of bed soon.

E




MuscleyandCute -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/9/2007 6:32:56 AM)

Actually I logged in this morning and sorted some inbox stuff out, then I went off to discuss business plans with my colleuge.  I didnt have the inclination to look at this thread until after then, when I finally got round to looking I browsed the replies then went off to the shops to get some stuff.  Then once I got back I posted this.


Weird how many say "Its just a bit of fun!" Ive heard that so many times here now.  Like a bully who tries to start some shit then when they realize its not working or that they are dealing with someone who will kick their arse they just raise their hands in the air and say "Hey it was just a bit of fun!".  Either way your just going to make out that it WAS just a bit of fun but sadly the truth is that many of you are lying psychological predators.  If no-one believes me just re-read this thread all the way through.


Well I hope there are some out there greatfull that I have managed to round up the moron brigade (not ALL of you) for a short while and contain them in this thread, lol.  Im going to have to release the gates now and leave.

Bye!  xxx




lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? (6/9/2007 7:07:27 AM)

would anyone come up with anything more Disalutioned or more obnoctious
or more stupid i dont think its possilble
 
ross.g




chiaThePet -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/9/2007 7:29:19 AM)

MuscleyandCute said: I love to entertain! Theres like 30 peppels viewing this
thread at the same time!!! Its been fun.

Come on M&C, just what were your expectations here? For myself, i was looking
forward to a spirited back and forth during this thread, and really, isn't that what
you yourself are thriving on, psychologically speaking. i was disappointed that
you let the "moron brigade" and "psycological predators" easily take it from you
and make it their own. Irregardless of your hidden agenda, you had to know how
this would pan out, just from the title you advanced. All things considered, you
hung in there quite well, a formidable opponent in the cage of exchange, but it
became quite evident that the fun was beginning to fade for you and your words
began to take on a serious application. In your owns words, you were having fun,
but you ceased to own your own post, and in my worthless opinion, that affected
you psycologically and the fun became frustration. Just the way it goes sometimes.
Trust me, i still have the welts on my ass from previous interaction as i swam with
the sharks, some deserved, some undeserved, some self-inflicted. i chose to lick
my wounds and move on, understanding that some will define me forever for a
moment in time, some will forgive and yet keep one eye open, and some will
say they frankly enjoyed the ride, to each his own, we all feel how we feel. All
in all M&C, it was fun, and that's a good thing, thank you for that. Though i was
up half the night trying to figure out what the hell "peppels" were, damn you!

chia* (the pet)   




kc692 -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/9/2007 10:00:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MuscleyandCute

Actually I logged in this morning and sorted some inbox stuff out, then I went off to discuss business plans with my colleuge.  I didnt have the inclination to look at this thread until after then, when I finally got round to looking I browsed the replies then went off to the shops to get some stuff.  Then once I got back I posted this.


Weird how many say "Its just a bit of fun!" Ive heard that so many times here now.  Like a bully who tries to start some shit then when they realize its not working or that they are dealing with someone who will kick their arse they just raise their hands in the air and say "Hey it was just a bit of fun!".  Either way your just going to make out that it WAS just a bit of fun but sadly the truth is that many of you are lying psychological predators.  If no-one believes me just re-read this thread all the way through.


Well I hope there are some out there greatfull that I have managed to round up the moron brigade (not ALL of you) for a short while and contain them in this thread, lol.  Im going to have to release the gates now and leave.

Bye!  xxx


Well, I have had my suprise for the day,,,,you actually had inbox stuff, ya mean non junk spam inbox stuff??? Well, seems to be truth there must be somebody for everyone no matter if the person in question is you.  Dayum, I am suprised. 




MuscleyandCute -> RE: how do you fuck a pig? Any way you want. (6/9/2007 11:36:14 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: chiaThePet

MuscleyandCute said: I love to entertain! Theres like 30 peppels viewing this
thread at the same time!!! Its been fun.

Come on M&C, just what were your expectations here? For myself, i was looking
forward to a spirited back and forth during this thread, and really, isn't that what
you yourself are thriving on, psychologically speaking. i was disappointed that
you let the "moron brigade" and "psycological predators" easily take it from you
and make it their own. Irregardless of your hidden agenda, you had to know how
this would pan out, just from the title you advanced. All things considered, you
hung in there quite well, a formidable opponent in the cage of exchange, but it
became quite evident that the fun was beginning to fade for you and your words
began to take on a serious application. In your owns words, you were having fun,
but you ceased to own your own post, and in my worthless opinion, that affected
you psycologically and the fun became frustration. Just the way it goes sometimes.
Trust me, i still have the welts on my ass from previous interaction as i swam with
the sharks, some deserved, some undeserved, some self-inflicted. i chose to lick
my wounds and move on, understanding that some will define me forever for a
moment in time, some will forgive and yet keep one eye open, and some will
say they frankly enjoyed the ride, to each his own, we all feel how we feel. All
in all M&C, it was fun, and that's a good thing, thank you for that. Though i was
up half the night trying to figure out what the hell "peppels" were, damn you!

chia* (the pet)   



For a complete dickhead you are intelligent I'll give you that.  

However my story is that I went on Safari, then noticed the monkeys grabbing my windscreen wipers, I laughed loads at this my neighbours could even hear.  I watched them for a while laughing my socks off then thought I would hop out of the car for fun and knock their heads together (while still laughing my head off).  Then they all dissapeared. 

The important thing to remember with regards to where you say "That affected you psychologically and the fun became frustration" is that the key word there is *Lip sercvice*.

I replied to your post because I thought it was a fairly interesting take on forum idiots.  If you want to believe this post is in some way succumbing in spite that I had said bye earlier you can think what you like.


You have my word that this is the last post of mine in this thread now, I barely managed to actually bother reading your last post in the 1st place chia.





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