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Five Surgeons - 6/10/2007 11:00:24 AM

AquarianMale53

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Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.

The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction Workers ..those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.

Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no
balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

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RE: Five Surgeons - 6/10/2007 6:26:39 PM

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RE: Five Surgeons - 6/11/2007 12:54:48 AM

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OMG LOL too tooo funny

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RE: Five Surgeons - 6/11/2007 1:25:48 AM

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i think this is your best one yet. LMAO as i self medicate with an herbal remedy

the collar is stronger than the ring

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