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RE: Kinky names for businesses/products/services. - 6/11/2007 4:55:29 PM

Griswold

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Well, NYC has a sewer or so company called A&L Cesspool.

Don't say it too fast.

Yours,

benji

I always loved the guy about 30 miles north of here that had a septic tank cleaning truck...we've all seen them...big tanker trucks with a big suction hose out of one end. This guy has balls.

Black shiny truck and tank, bright bold vibrant yellow letters...Name of company top dead center...phone...center, bottom...dead on in the center, big bold letters: "Contrary to popular opinion...YOURS stinks".

That's who does mine.

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RE: Kinky names for businesses/products/services. - 6/11/2007 4:57:39 PM

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Food King Restaurant (Chinese restaurant)

Pronounce it like you're Chinese and you'll get it.

Here's a Hint: Fu king

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(We got it).

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RE: Kinky names for businesses/products/services. - 6/11/2007 4:57:59 PM

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"Ring Around The Collar" a nice lifestyle BDSM supply store...LOL

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RE: Kinky names for businesses/products/services. - 6/11/2007 5:06:53 PM

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We have a lot of lakes here and there is a harbor called "Bald Knob" we still laugh when we see the signs for it.

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RE: Kinky names for businesses/products/services. - 6/11/2007 5:11:05 PM

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If you go down to the Outer Banks, or probably any ocean community you see a lot of signs for watersports. Of course they mean kayak rentals and such, but I always smile every time I pass one.

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RE: Kinky names for businesses/products/services. - 6/11/2007 5:13:23 PM

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It is rutinely referred to as "Dom Depot" out here in my neck of the woods.
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RE: Kinky names for businesses/products/services. - 6/11/2007 5:20:06 PM

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"S&M Printing" I once found in a phone book (apparently no longer in business0

The restaurant chain for dominants: Domino's Pizza

The restaurant chain for submissives: Subway

Kinko's -- I once knew a domme who worked at a Kinko's store. We had a lot of laughs over the name.

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RE: Kinky names for businesses/products/services. - 6/11/2007 5:30:42 PM

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Out here in Los Angeles there are 2 businesses that use B&D plumbing and B&D banners.
Great thread, would you mind if I borrow the idea for another board not on Collarme?
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RE: Kinky names for businesses/products/services. - 6/11/2007 6:34:29 PM

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ORIGINAL: Griswold

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ORIGINAL: WhiplashSmile

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ORIGINAL: WhiplashSmile

Food King Restaurant (Chinese restaurant)

Pronounce it like you're Chinese and you'll get it.

Here's a Hint: Fu king

(First rule about joke telling: If you have to explain them...they ain't funny)

(We got it).

I fell victim to clicking Quote instead of Edit.. Since Delete is not an option.. I went and Edited the second post with the stupid joke explaination. LOL.. Damn, I wish there was an option to totally Delete a Post...

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RE: Kinky names for businesses/products/services. - 6/11/2007 9:53:34 PM

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earthycouple: We have a lot of lakes here and there is a harbor called "Bald Knob" we still laugh when we see the signs for it.

I've launched a few boats at Bald Knob *GRIN*. and just a bit north of you, and a bit further north of me, on the way to Milwaukee on I-94 is the "Bong Recreational Area". Which we cannot pass without either wife, me or teenage daughter saying "Wow man...it took us so much longer to get here last time."

E.

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Aileen: If you go down to the Outer Banks, or probably any ocean community you see a lot of signs for watersports. Of course they mean kayak rentals and such, but I always smile every time I pass one.

Kayak rentals? OH.... No wonder they always get pissed off at me.

*GRIN*

E.

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