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SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/14/2007 12:55:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MaamJay So glad You survived it so You could give us this wonderful piece of writing! Both Master and I laughed Our heads off ... not at Your misfortune so much as the clarity of the minds-eye vision! Superb! Actually I doubt if You could have reached to have got the shoes off ... and the skirt would've been tricky while lying on the floor and in the corset. It's one reason why I rarely wear a corset when Domming ... most are too restrictive, although My new one, which is fabric and PVC has enough give to be comfortable! Are You still with michel? Have to love his sense of humour too! Maam Jay aka violet[A] It's ok to have laughed even at my misfortune. I am truly a klutz. I fall off curbs and trip over nothing on a semi regular basis. i recently bought some 8 inch platform heels and a friend of mine tried to confiscate them claiming I would fall off of them and break my neck. I probably could have gotten the skirt off if I had been thinking clearly. It laced up the back with hook eyelets. Although I still love my corsets I tend to buy ones with secondary openings as well as being a bit more flexible like PVC or silk definitely not more steel boning! Unfortunately no, michel passed away 12 years ago. It's one of my favorite memories of him (his retelling of the events from his point of view) and yes, he had a wonderful sense of humor.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/14/2007 1:10:17 AM)
quote: Laughing uncontrollably with tears running down her face Never have I laughed so hard at any post since I joined CM. A great big THANK YOU for sharing that! Thanks BSB, if we can't laugh at ourselves then who can we really laugh at? I think if it all hadn't been quite so painful (and bloody) I would have been laughing uncontrollably at the absurdity of it all then. I have had the rather unique experience of some very hilarious things happening through out my life. There's a story on another thread about a bride's maid dress that went awry and left me topless mid aisle during a friend's wedding. Although I do remember thinking at one point as I laid there on the floor that A) The maid is coming on Monday. She'll find us and will save us from a very bizarre death and then thought B). Shit the maid is coming on Monday. She'll find us and run screaming from the room and we'll still die a very bizarre death. Luckily neither event occurred.

soultoshare -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/14/2007 4:18:57 AM)
SD.... thank GOD!!!! i left the soda on the table, cuz this one would've hurt!!!! Have to agree here, reading it over and over just makes it funnier! Glad everything healed up and nothing more than your pride was dented seriously! Stories like this are the reason why i wear flats! And I've been knownto fall off of those too!

Dini -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/14/2007 5:12:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: queencaliph . During one of these cracks, the whip popped back and hit me in the face right under the eye sits back with a smile... We have all paid the piper on this one.. the first time my whip cracked back onto me I was unfortunate enough to have it clip my breast brawing blood... I still have the scar to show. And as for your experience SD.. that is classic... I can only empathise and smile knowing all to well I have used the Domme's universal safeword many times...OOPS...

CreativeDominant -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/14/2007 7:20:02 AM)
~~ROFLMCDAO~~ All I can picture is the submissive voicing his concern in a Ricky Ricardo voice while I picture you, now Lucy-red-hair-and-all, going through all your contortions.

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/14/2007 7:23:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck quote: Laughing uncontrollably with tears running down her face Never have I laughed so hard at any post since I joined CM. A great big THANK YOU for sharing that! Thanks BSB, if we can't laugh at ourselves then who can we really laugh at? I think if it all hadn't been quite so painful (and bloody) I would have been laughing uncontrollably at the absurdity of it all then. I have had the rather unique experience of some very hilarious things happening through out my life. There's a story on another thread about a bride's maid dress that went awry and left me topless mid aisle during a friend's wedding. SDF, *hurries off to find the story..

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/14/2007 4:15:44 PM)
Thank you soul to share. I can completely empathize with having fallen off flat shoes as well. I used a similar sig line many many years ago that went... Good girls may go to heaven but Bad Girls take you there.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/14/2007 4:19:22 PM)
quote: And as for your experience SD.. that is classic... I can only empathise and smile knowing all to well I have used the Domme's universal safeword many times...OOPS... Dini...and here all these years I thought it was "SHIT!"

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/14/2007 4:22:10 PM)
quote: SDF, *hurries off to find the story.. I'll try to pm a link to it if you don't find it. My apologies to Lady E for seemingly highjacking her wonderful thread with my story of stupid Dominant tricks.

Vendaval -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/14/2007 4:24:34 PM)
The ability to handle such situations with grace and your humor intact is a good sign of great character.

MercTech -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/14/2007 4:27:14 PM)
This is hilarious... tops my tale of a certain houseguest picking up the Preparation-H instead of the toothpaste. Stefan

Trampler -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/14/2007 4:31:12 PM)
Oh No! lol! yyyyiiicccckkk!!!!

octavia -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/14/2007 7:03:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy I have done martial arts and weapons training and stuff most of my life. I almost always have some visible bruise, and there were times when I would go to work looking like Edward Norton from Fight Club. Sinergy LOL! I recently took up Martial arts and am always surprised to find new and interesting marks and bruises after training. I'm not even sparring yet and I can end up with some odd bruises in odd places....

Sinergy -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/14/2007 8:47:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: octavia quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy I have done martial arts and weapons training and stuff most of my life. I almost always have some visible bruise, and there were times when I would go to work looking like Edward Norton from Fight Club. Sinergy LOL! I recently took up Martial arts and am always surprised to find new and interesting marks and bruises after training. I'm not even sparring yet and I can end up with some odd bruises in odd places.... Half the fun, really. Sinergy

LotusSong -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/14/2007 9:02:12 PM)
SD :) I have absolutely NOTHING to compare to your experience! I graciousy bow to you, Madam. That was absolutly hilarious!

crouchingtigress -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/14/2007 9:03:28 PM)
SD now i am sick my tummy hurts and i feel nauseous i laughed so damn hard.....well i am sick only partly due to your story, partly due to the fact that Eclipse has come out with a new invention: buckets of gum, and i was popping them like candy and spitting them out, which is not so good for tummies....but SD i think you should have some sort of warning about how funny that story is, esp for people dumb enough to eat a bucket of gum before reading it....[;)]

MaamJay -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/14/2007 11:05:05 PM)
Unfortunately no, michel passed away 12 years ago. It's one of my favorite memories of him (his retelling of the events from his point of view) and yes, he had a wonderful sense of humor. [/quote] Sorry to hear of michel's passing, but glad You have this wonderfully warm memory of him. Maam Jay

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 12:13:02 AM)
Lotus, Heeey what happened to the new haircut pic????

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 12:14:59 AM)
Someone else pm'd me asking me to please post a warning prior to any funny stories in future. Seriously, bucket o gum? that's just wrong. a bucket. of gum?

givemyall -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 12:27:47 AM)
It's Friday morning, im tired, my unmentionables are winding me up and ive already had enough..... then I came across your post - you have just changed the mood for my day, thank you for sharing your story, it cracked me up and its so wonderfully written. I will be chuckling all day now [:D]

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