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SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 12:34:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MercTech

This is hilarious... tops my tale of a certain houseguest picking up the Preparation-H instead of the toothpaste.

Stefan


************Warning possible funny story ahead ********** 

I know you're all disappointed but I will not be telling the story of the time I mistakenly picked up a tube of peppermint scented/flavored lubricant and confused it for toothpaste in the dark on one occassion. I won't tell that story because I wouldn't ever set a tube of minty fresh scented lube on the bathroom counter right next to the actual minty fresh flavored toothpaste. Because that would be...well...stupid now wouldn't it?

Let's just say, hypothetically of course, that if you do brush for a couple minutes and you aren't getting a foamy feeling...you might want to turn on the light and look at the tube you used. Spitting repeatedly and attempting to wash your mouth out after having used a petroleum based lubricant will not solve the problem at hand. Scraping your mouth out with a tongue depressor however will alleviate some of the worst of it. (thank gawd for medical scenes no?)

On another helpful note..no amount of brushing will help to get rid of that shuddery icky gunky feeling in your mouth for several days after that mistake. Possibly several months. In fact, the telling of such a hypothetical event years hence may still give you that shuddery gunky icky feeling in your mouth. Not that I would know from personal experience. Noooo. Simply something I heard from a friend of a friend of a friend who had a cousin that possibly has done something this stupid.

I swear.




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 12:39:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

The ability to handle such situations with grace and your humor intact is a good sign of great character.


Ven...I don't know about grace...however character is a word I've identified with more than occassionally.




Vendaval -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 12:43:36 AM)

[sm=idea.gif]  Hmm..."having great character" and "being a great character"?
 

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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

The ability to handle such situations with grace and your humor intact is a good sign of great character.


Ven...I don't know about grace...however character is a word I've identified with more than occassionally.




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 12:49:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

The ability to handle such situations with grace and your humor intact is a good sign of great character.


Ven...I don't know about grace...however character is a word I've identified with more than occassionally.

[sm=idea.gif]  Hmm..."having great character" and "being a great character"?


Definitely the latter! Or so I've been accused of it on occassion. As for having great character...now Ven...as a BitchGoddess of Evil would I have great character? I think a rip in the time space continuum would occur.




Vendaval -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 12:59:05 AM)

Nah, just a rip in your veil of modesty and innocense...[sm=shake.gif]

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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck
Definitely the latter! Or so I've been accused of it on occassion. As for having great character...now Ven...as a BitchGoddess of Evil would I have great character? I think a rip in the time space continuum would occur.




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 1:05:10 AM)

Moi? Modest? Okey dokey artichokey. Ohhh that's humble. Dammit I always get those two confused. As for innocent....yep. I am completely and totally harmless. Just an innocent lass finding her way in the big scary world of BDSM. Oh no, whatever will I do?

*Blink*

*Blink*




Dini -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 1:31:26 AM)

[quote}...as a BitchGoddess of Evil would I have great character? I think a rip in the time space continuum would occur.
[/quote]

raises an eyebrow wondering where I have come across that title before.. shruggs.. as I head off to chatro to see if She is around today





LadyEllen -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 1:52:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck


My apologies to Lady E for seemingly highjacking her wonderful thread with my story of stupid Dominant tricks.



Its not a problem - such occurrences are what the thread is for! The only problem I think, is that surely, surely, no one can top your story!?

E




Trampler -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 8:23:48 AM)

lol! I didn't think any story would top your last one SDF but that one did!




Trampler -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 8:27:02 AM)

Well this isn't scene related, but one time I walked into freshly paved driveway, because I was gawking at a extremely handsome and buff guy across the street.  Unfortunately it was my neighbors driveway. Luckly He wasn't to mad, though he did tell my family. They still tease me about that to this day. That and walking into walls or trees after looking at guys.




LotusSong -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 9:49:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

Lotus, Heeey what happened to the new haircut pic????


I've managed to lose some weight  (but cutting back on red meat-go figure) and getting a cut on Thursday. 
 
I'll be doing a new one soon after I get my eyeliner tattooed (if I don't geek out).
 
I just like the eyes in this one :)  (my "you have GOT to be kidding" look)




LotusSong -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 9:54:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

SD :)
 
I have absolutely NOTHING to compare to your experience!
 
I graciously bow to you, Madam.   That was absolutely hilarious!


No wait, I have something (but not near as good :)
 
When I was a new Domme and doing a flogging,  I always seemed to flogg my backside on the backstroke.. pause.. and turn to see if it was me that actually did that!   Dee-dee-dee moment
 
(but then with the "look"- no one dared say anything)  ROFL!




kinkychild18 -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 11:11:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

earthycouples FMP story reminded me of this funny (now) story.

My then sub had been away on business for several weeks and upon his return I decided we were going to play with some wax out on the lanai. He also happened to be a complete Houdini that could somehow get out of just about any bondage set up on earth if given 10 or 15 minutes. The reason I had chosen the lanai was because it had rained and cooled off, nice little breeze through the screening with the floor to ceiling french doors all open and the glazed ceramic tile floor was nice and cool. The wax had been set up on a little single burner over by one of the open french doors. He's tied down tighter than tight with barely room to wiggle. Poifect.

I decided to do a whole dressed scene complete with skin tight to the ankles leather skirt, steel boned corset and 6 inch stilletto FMPs. You can imagine where this is going. I walk over and gather the wax and as I'm stepping away back towards michel one foot slips on the WET tile floor.

I catch myself on the edge of the open french door, banging my face against it pretty hard and opening a cut along my eyebrow without realizing it. Just as I right myself and shake off the little tweetie birds flying round my head the blood trickles into my eye and I end up splashing wax onto my bare hand and arm. So I drop the wax, take two steps blindly towards my sub and both feet slide right up and out from under me on the wax. Wheee!!! Flat on my back, knocking the back of my head onto the tile floor hard enough to crack one of them. I come to hearing "Jo?" Uhh Honey? Are you okay? Honey?" Yep houdini is still tied in tight with his back to me and I'm knocked half unconscious on the floor.

Then I try to get up. Nothing will bend. The skirt keeps my knees from bending to get my feet under me. The corset keeping me stiff enough to not be able to bend at the waist. I'm like a turtle in a leather shell flat on my back unable to move with a sub tied up tight and unable to get free to help me. Bloody Brilliant. Damn glad I took that course on knot tying aren't I? So proud!

Do I think to take off the skirt? Noooo! Do I think to take off the stupid shoes? Of course not! Obviously I blame this failure of insight on the loss of blood from the back of my head now bleeding profusely as well. Instead, I try to flip myself over....let's try that again. Ok...one more time with a little momentum. I finally get myself rolled over and wedge myself against the other french door thinking I'll just pull myself up along the door. Which works perfectly....until I try to stand up. Right about the time my feet start sliding out from under me again I realize I am still trying to stand/walk on a wet tile floor. Down I go again, this time on my face. *uck it!

I now seem to have crunched my nose, as well as cracking open the back of my head, on top of the cut over my eye. It's beginning to look like an abbatoir on the fucking lanai by now. I finally end up doing an army man/crab elbow crawl across the floor to untie Michel, who looks down at me with a look of confusion at all the blood...and then very calmly says. "Perhaps the lanai wasn't the best of ideas Ma'am". Ya think???

Of course, I can laugh about it now that all the stitches and wax scaldings have healed and the black eyes from my broken nose have faded. Then...not so much.

 
 
Damn![:o] Did you suffer any brain damage from all that falling? Tell me, did you call off the session after all that?![:(][:D]




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 3:39:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

SD :)
 
I have absolutely NOTHING to compare to your experience!
 
I graciously bow to you, Madam.   That was absolutely hilarious!


No wait, I have something (but not near as good :)
 
When I was a new Domme and doing a flogging,  I always seemed to flogg my backside on the backstroke.. pause.. and turn to see if it was me that actually did that!   Dee-dee-dee moment
 
(but then with the "look"- no one dared say anything)  ROFL!


I can completely picture this. The turn to see who the hell dared to touch you with a flogger. Then the light bulb comes on. I do believe that look would stifle any giggles that were to start. Loved it. Too funny.

Can't wait to see the new pics. I used to have my lashes dyed regularly. They're white blonde otherwise. I can never get eyeliner quite right so the idea of having it permanently on would be great. Except the thought of 5 needles anywhere near my eyeball squicks me out. Message me on the other side and let me know how it goes. Honestly.




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 3:45:40 PM)

quote:

Its not a problem - such occurrences are what the thread is for! The only problem I think, is that surely, surely, no one can top your story!?


Yes, I seem to agree with you. Which would only go to say that perhaps there should be an award for "Biggest klutz in a D/s scene.

I would like to thank the D/s community for awarding me the biggest klutz ever in a D/s scene (and life in general).

PS. Today I whacked myself with the collimator while setting up a positioning procedure in front of about 30 other students and all but knocked myself on my ass. The collimator is a little light box that throws a target shadow on the patient and gets very very hot. I now have a small rectangle burned into my forehead. That's going to be a lovely look for my date tomorrow night.

Sigh.




octavia -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 4:27:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

quote:

ORIGINAL: MercTech

This is hilarious... tops my tale of a certain houseguest picking up the Preparation-H instead of the toothpaste.

Stefan


************Warning possible funny story ahead ********** 

I know you're all disappointed but I will not be telling the story of the time I mistakenly picked up a tube of peppermint scented/flavored lubricant and confused it for toothpaste in the dark on one occassion. I won't tell that story because I wouldn't ever set a tube of minty fresh scented lube on the bathroom counter right next to the actual minty fresh flavored toothpaste. Because that would be...well...stupid now wouldn't it?

Let's just say, hypothetically of course, that if you do brush for a couple minutes and you aren't getting a foamy feeling...you might want to turn on the light and look at the tube you used. Spitting repeatedly and attempting to wash your mouth out after having used a petroleum based lubricant will not solve the problem at hand. Scraping your mouth out with a tongue depressor however will alleviate some of the worst of it. (thank gawd for medical scenes no?)

On another helpful note..no amount of brushing will help to get rid of that shuddery icky gunky feeling in your mouth for several days after that mistake. Possibly several months. In fact, the telling of such a hypothetical event years hence may still give you that shuddery gunky icky feeling in your mouth. Not that I would know from personal experience. Noooo. Simply something I heard from a friend of a friend of a friend who had a cousin that possibly has done something this stupid.

I swear.


five minutes later...
still laughin my ass off. [:D]




petdave -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/15/2007 4:56:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

PS. Today I whacked myself with the collimator while setting up a positioning procedure in front of about 30 other students and all but knocked myself on my ass. The collimator is a little light box that throws a target shadow on the patient and gets very very hot. I now have a small rectangle burned into my forehead. That's going to be a lovely look for my date tomorrow night.

Sigh.


i hear hats are very fashionable this time of year [:D]

At least you have darkness as an excuse for the toothpaste/lube debacle... i mistook lemon-scented bathroom cleanser for hair spray in broad daylight [:o] i am SO not a morning person.






SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/16/2007 12:40:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: petdave

quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

PS. Today I whacked myself with the collimator while setting up a positioning procedure in front of about 30 other students and all but knocked myself on my ass. The collimator is a little light box that throws a target shadow on the patient and gets very very hot. I now have a small rectangle burned into my forehead. That's going to be a lovely look for my date tomorrow night.

Sigh.


i hear hats are very fashionable this time of year [:D]

At least you have darkness as an excuse for the toothpaste/lube debacle... i mistook lemon-scented bathroom cleanser for hair spray in broad daylight [:o] i am SO not a morning person.


Oooh I did just recently purchase a new fedora. Great idea.

On the bright side I'm sure your hair smelled wonderful and was squeaky clean afterwards.




DragonNphoenix -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (6/16/2007 1:45:53 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

quote:

ORIGINAL: MercTech

This is hilarious... tops my tale of a certain houseguest picking up the Preparation-H instead of the toothpaste.

Stefan





************Warning possible funny story ahead ********** 

I know you're all disappointed but I will not be telling the story of the time I mistakenly picked up a tube of peppermint scented/flavored lubricant and confused it for toothpaste in the dark on one occassion. I won't tell that story because I wouldn't ever set a tube of minty fresh scented lube on the bathroom counter right next to the actual minty fresh flavored toothpaste. Because that would be...well...stupid now wouldn't it?

Let's just say, hypothetically of course, that if you do brush for a couple minutes and you aren't getting a foamy feeling...you might want to turn on the light and look at the tube you used. Spitting repeatedly and attempting to wash your mouth out after having used a petroleum based lubricant will not solve the problem at hand. Scraping your mouth out with a tongue depressor however will alleviate some of the worst of it. (thank gawd for medical scenes no?)

On another helpful note..no amount of brushing will help to get rid of that shuddery icky gunky feeling in your mouth for several days after that mistake. Possibly several months. In fact, the telling of such a hypothetical event years hence may still give you that shuddery gunky icky feeling in your mouth. Not that I would know from personal experience. Noooo. Simply something I heard from a friend of a friend of a friend who had a cousin that possibly has done something this stupid.

I swear.


Okay, so i am still laughing.  i had to share this with my Master and a couple of friends that we have over.  Your stories are great.  Thanks for sharing.
 
1st girl Phoenix




ShellyD -> RE: Dom, Domme... and dommer (8/4/2007 3:03:51 AM)

This had me laughing to tears...love the description of the outfit, glad you have no lingering problems...BTW what does FMP mean??[:D]




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