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Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 5:19:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72 I eat egg whites instead of regular eggs for breakfast...am I being more healthy in doing so? No! [:D] http://www.ivillage.co.uk/dietandfitness/wtmngment/weightloss/qas/0,,252_157961,00.html http://chetday.com/eggyolk.htm http://www.proteinpower.com/drmike/?p=295 I eat two eggs every morning for breakfast, with either a slice of uncured bacon, and a fiber rye cracker with real butter or cream cheese.

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 5:53:58 AM)
Congradulations for losing 91 pounds! That is awesome!!!!

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 6:23:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 Congradulations for losing 91 pounds! That is awesome!!!! Thank you, good lady. And I'm up to 92 heh heh. [:D] I figure it's about at an end, I'm right near my goal weight, and the loss has slowed, so I think it's going to work out just right.

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 7:04:09 AM)
Now that Mr. Level looks soooo hot and sexy, are we going to get to see a picture of Him?

Mikal -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 7:35:27 AM)
I second that!

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 7:57:29 AM)
Just picture Brad Pitt, a young Paul Newman, or Fabio......... I look just like that, really! [8\|]

Mikal -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 8:35:58 AM)
Uh huh. Sure. Ok. Next question: how do I figure out which dildo is the best? They're all in boxes at the store, and the clerk gives me the willies, so I don't want to ask him for assistance in the matter.

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 10:16:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal Uh huh. Sure. Ok. Somehow, I feel you aren't sure that I was telling the truth..... [:D] okay, I look vaguely similar to a youngish Telly Savales, with glasses. http://www.hellenism.net/images/famous/savalas.jpg Next question: how do I figure out which dildo is the best? They're all in boxes at the store, and the clerk gives me the willies, so I don't want to ask him for assistance in the matter. First, hand him his willies back, using tongs. Second, buy a variety of dildoes, and try them out; it's the only way of finding the right one, I believe. Or find a friendlier environment to shop for toys, with helpful, non-creepy clerks.

KatyLied -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 12:01:07 PM)
Mr. Sir Level: If the Steelers tank before mid-season, will you hold my cyber hand?

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 12:23:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KatyLied Mr. Sir Level: If the Steelers tank before mid-season, will you hold my cyber hand? I will indeed [;)].

LeMis -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 1:19:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: ORIGINAL: LeMis OK, here goes nothing (I guess) [8\|] how can I make myself go to the gym and work out on my days off?? [&:] Either hire Lou Ferrigno to kidnap you on those days, or sit down and ask yourself what is important to you. Good health? Then, do whatever answer comes up. You happen to have a number for me to reach him at? [;)]

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 1:28:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LeMis quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: ORIGINAL: LeMis OK, here goes nothing (I guess) [8\|] how can I make myself go to the gym and work out on my days off?? [&:] Either hire Lou Ferrigno to kidnap you on those days, or sit down and ask yourself what is important to you. Good health? Then, do whatever answer comes up. You happen to have a number for me to reach him at? [;)] 1-800-555-HULK [:D]

fairerthanshe -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 1:35:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: ORIGINAL: LeMis quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: ORIGINAL: LeMis OK, here goes nothing (I guess) [8\|] how can I make myself go to the gym and work out on my days off?? [&:] Either hire Lou Ferrigno to kidnap you on those days, or sit down and ask yourself what is important to you. Good health? Then, do whatever answer comes up. You happen to have a number for me to reach him at? [;)] 1-800-555-HULK [:D] I just called the number and got Domiguy's voice mail...wtf???

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 1:41:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fairerthanshe quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: ORIGINAL: LeMis quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: ORIGINAL: LeMis OK, here goes nothing (I guess) [8\|] how can I make myself go to the gym and work out on my days off?? [&:] Either hire Lou Ferrigno to kidnap you on those days, or sit down and ask yourself what is important to you. Good health? Then, do whatever answer comes up. You happen to have a number for me to reach him at? [;)] 1-800-555-HULK [:D] I just called the number and got Domiguy's voice mail...wtf??? That DG, he's everywhere...... I think he does voice-overs for Lou. Good thing you didn't catch him, he'd have tried pushing one of those "collars of protection" off on you. [8\|]

fairerthanshe -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 1:51:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level That DG, he's everywhere...... I think he does voice-overs for Lou. Good thing you didn't catch him, he'd have tried pushing one of those "collars of protection" off on you. [8\|] LOL...ROFG

Mikal -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 1:59:30 PM)
Mr. Level, would it be possible to get an actual pic of you? Just so I have some idea of who I'm posting/replying to? Pretty please? batts eyelashes Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeze???

LeMis -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 2:13:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fairerthanshe quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: ORIGINAL: LeMis quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: ORIGINAL: LeMis OK, here goes nothing (I guess) [8\|] how can I make myself go to the gym and work out on my days off?? [&:] Either hire Lou Ferrigno to kidnap you on those days, or sit down and ask yourself what is important to you. Good health? Then, do whatever answer comes up. You happen to have a number for me to reach him at? [;)] 1-800-555-HULK [:D] I just called the number and got Domiguy's voice mail...wtf??? Did you call 'HULK' or 'HUNK', hehe [;)] [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 2:32:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal Mr. Level, would it be possible to get an actual pic of you? Just so I have some idea of who I'm posting/replying to? Pretty please? batts eyelashes Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeze??? It is possible, just not currently lol. Long story short: one of the things that bit the dust during Hurricane Rita was my pc, with my pics on it. I've not made getting a scanner/printer for this pc a priority, but when I do, I promise to send you one.

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 2:36:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LeMis Did you call 'HULK' or 'HUNK', hehe [;)] [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] "Hulk".......... "HUNK" is mine. [sm=banana.gif]

Mikal -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 8:55:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal Mr. Level, would it be possible to get an actual pic of you? Just so I have some idea of who I'm posting/replying to? Pretty please? batts eyelashes Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeze??? It is possible, just not currently lol. Long story short: one of the things that bit the dust during Hurricane Rita was my pc, with my pics on it. I've not made getting a scanner/printer for this pc a priority, but when I do, I promise to send you one. Awww... I'm sorry to hear that [:o]. But thanks... I look forward to a pic of you. I'll even return the favour [:D] (but if you go blind... well, you were warned!). May the Fairy of Favoured Junk Food and Sexual Exploits visit you and stay for a while.

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