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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/22/2007 8:00:07 PM   
Gauge


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ORIGINAL: diz

am I allowed here??


That really depends on your intentions. If you run around and throw large hunks of poo at the other people that post on the thread then I will have to ask you to leave.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/22/2007 8:54:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hey GAUGE  
               why are you still here ????


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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/22/2007 9:08:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69

Hey GAUGE  
              why are you still here ????



Because I'm not all there.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/22/2007 10:03:20 PM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/23/2007 10:04:42 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Sub03

If all of you isnt there, where's the rest of you?


It was part of my divorce settlement.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/23/2007 6:48:12 PM   
Mikal


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*grins* Y'know, it just occured to me... this is the perfect thread for trying out all those one-liners the Twue Dominates and the like are so fond of sending....


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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/23/2007 8:53:00 PM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/23/2007 9:03:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Mikal

So, how's your day been?

*grins* Y'know, it just occured to me... this is the perfect thread for trying out all those one-liners the Twue Dominates and the like are so fond of sending....



Well, the cat has now attacked me four times. She seems to think I am a very large rodent that snores. Other than that, my day was just like any other day. I need the uneventful ones every now and again.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/23/2007 9:07:20 PM   
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Is it true that your favorite pick-up line is "Nice shoes....wanna' )*(@#$)(*" ?


Nope, it is not true. My favorite pick up line kind of goes like this:

Me: Hi. Want a drink?

Yet Unknown Hot Female: Get lost loser.

Me: Then I guess passionate anal sex is out of the question?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/23/2007 9:39:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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ORIGINAL: QuietlySeeking

Is it true that your favorite pick-up line is "Nice shoes....wanna' )*(@#$)(*" ?


Nope, it is not true. My favorite pick up line kind of goes like this:

Me: Hi. Want a drink?

Yet Unknown Hot Female: Get lost loser.

Me: Then I guess passionate anal sex is out of the question?


LOL....and I imagine that it works....about 1 in 100 times?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/23/2007 9:42:26 PM   
Gauge


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ORIGINAL: QuietlySeeking

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: QuietlySeeking

Is it true that your favorite pick-up line is "Nice shoes....wanna' )*(@#$)(*" ?


Nope, it is not true. My favorite pick up line kind of goes like this:

Me: Hi. Want a drink?

Yet Unknown Hot Female: Get lost loser.

Me: Then I guess passionate anal sex is out of the question?


LOL....and I imagine that it works....about 1 in 100 times?


I'll have to use it 99 more times just to track its success rate.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/23/2007 9:47:49 PM   
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are you really such a looser ?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/23/2007 9:54:20 PM   
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GAUGE
are you really such a looser ?


Yes. I am looser than most people that I know. In fact, I am so loose that I am frayed at the ends.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/23/2007 10:58:21 PM   
Mikal


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Oh, and have you considered getting your kitty some catnip to play with so you can sleep in relative peace?


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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 2:01:10 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: diz

am I allowed here??


That really depends on your intentions. If you run around and throw large hunks of poo at the other people that post on the thread then I will have to ask you to leave.



and what if I refuse to leave?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 9:36:21 AM   
soultoshare


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Status: offline 		NO, NO, NO, GOOD GOD NO!!!!!!  Don't get Alley hooked on catnip, you'll never get any peace!  Everytime my little catnip-frenzied beasts get high, they are insane!!!!!   They run around, over, and through everything!!!  JUST SAY NO!!!!  Unless you enjoy laughing yourself to the point of pain when your little dear runs headlong into things, or runs into the bathroom and takes a dive into the toilet....now THAT'S funny!

Can't think of a question right now...sleep deprived!  Maybe later.......

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 10:50:21 AM   
Gauge


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Do you ever sleep? I know I keep odd hours, but you're on before, during, and after I am.


HA! My evil plan is working. I am actually a robot and require no sleep.

quote:

  Oh, and have you considered getting your kitty some catnip to play with so you can sleep in relative peace?


Sleep in relative peace? You mean I could sleep without my family waking me up at all hours?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 10:52:56 AM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 10:53:04 AM   
Gauge


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ORIGINAL: diz

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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ORIGINAL: diz

am I allowed here??


That really depends on your intentions. If you run around and throw large hunks of poo at the other people that post on the thread then I will have to ask you to leave.



and what if I refuse to leave?


Well, if you refuse to leave I will not do anything. You see, I is a smart dominate. Your refusal is a cry for punishment and I could think of no better way to punish you than to do nothing thusly thwarting your real desires and frustrating you even more.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 10:54:01 AM   
HarleyKitty69


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I thought you were a clon from a Alien ???

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