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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 10:57:41 AM   
Gauge


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ooooh!  ooooh!  i have one...where do seedless watermelons come from?  i mean, if there are no seeds, how do we get more of them?


You don't. You see, seedless watermelons get recycled. There is a guy in every sewer in every town, in every city, state and country whose sole job is to fish out chunks of seedless watermelon from the vile swill. Then it is shipped to the seedless watermelon reconstituting factory and pressed together into a brand new watermelon.

This is the reason I do not eat watermelon.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 10:58:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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ORIGINAL: diz

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ORIGINAL: diz

am I allowed here??


That really depends on your intentions. If you run around and throw large hunks of poo at the other people that post on the thread then I will have to ask you to leave.



and what if I refuse to leave?


Well, if you refuse to leave I will not do anything. You see, I is a smart dominate. Your refusal is a cry for punishment and I could think of no better way to punish you than to do nothing thusly thwarting your real desires and frustrating you even more.



U really Iz a smart Dominator...... when did U learnz such Knowledge?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 11:00:55 AM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 11:01:15 AM   
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U really Iz a smart Dominator...... when did U learnz such Knowledge?


I red it inna buk.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 11:02:50 AM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 11:03:11 AM   
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how do I learn to keep my mouth shut? It keeps me in trouble!


Observe a clam. Watch the clam. Learn from the clam. Become the clam. Be the clam.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 11:03:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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ooooh!  ooooh!  i have one...where do seedless watermelons come from?  i mean, if there are no seeds, how do we get more of them?


You don't. You see, seedless watermelons get recycled. There is a guy in every sewer in every town, in every city, state and country whose sole job is to fish out chunks of seedless watermelon from the vile swill. Then it is shipped to the seedless watermelon reconstituting factory and pressed together into a brand new watermelon.

This is the reason I do not eat watermelon.


ahhhh....that explains it!  i don't think i will ever look at a watermelon in the same way again 


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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 11:04:53 AM   
diz


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R there ny gud buks 4 slaves?
How old is your cat?
How do I avoid trolls?
Those clams do they slip thru the net?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 11:05:16 AM   
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ORIGINAL: diz

Iz ut a gud BUK?


Itz gut pikturs n dieagrans n stuf.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 11:06:33 AM   
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And none of that because I said so and I'm the dom stuff.

< Message edited by bandit25 -- 6/24/2007 11:08:21 AM >

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 11:09:45 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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ORIGINAL: diz

Iz ut a gud BUK?


Itz gut pikturs n dieagrans n stuf.



Iz ut collllllorrrrrrrrrrrrr too?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 11:11:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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how do I learn to keep my mouth shut? It keeps me in trouble!


Observe a clam. Watch the clam. Learn from the clam. Become the clam. Be the clam.


But, I dont wanna.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 11:12:31 AM   
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I'm falling into a quote hole nooooooooooooooo.
Tell me Mr Gauge what is the maximum number of internal quotes I can use?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 11:47:04 AM   
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What makes a good thread?


Strong fibers.

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  R there ny gud buks 4 slaves?


Mene bukz 4 slavs r oute ther. Jost luk 4 tem.

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 How old is your cat? 


The guess is around a year give or take a few months.

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 How do I avoid trolls?  


Stay off of bridges.

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 Those clams do they slip thru the net?  


No. I use a non-clam-slipping-preventing net.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 11:49:44 AM   
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ORIGINAL: bandit25

Why can't we post on the other thread?  (yeah, I know, we did it anyway)

And none of that because I said so and I'm the dom stuff.


Those are the rules. It is simple.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 11:50:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: diz

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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ORIGINAL: diz

Iz ut a gud BUK?


Itz gut pikturs n dieagrans n stuf.



Iz ut collllllorrrrrrrrrrrrr too?


Ov coarse.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 11:51:40 AM   
diz


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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 11:52:34 AM   
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how do I learn to keep my mouth shut? It keeps me in trouble!


Observe a clam. Watch the clam. Learn from the clam. Become the clam. Be the clam.


But, I dont wanna.


I see what you mean about the trouble part. OK, so you don't wanna...

Be an oyster. Learn from the oyster.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 11:54:20 AM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/24/2007 11:54:37 AM   
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Tell me Mr Gauge what is the maximum number of internal quotes I can use?


One. All the rest are redundant, useless and basically unnecessary.

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