Emperor1956
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WE INTERRUPT YOUR WEBBROWSING TO BRING YOU A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: LADIES: 1000s of WANKERS NEED YOUR HELP. WILL YOU RESPOND TO THE CALL? Do you know what Wanker Blue Balls (or WBB) is? It is a horribly painful condition that affects Wankers who struggle to get you, the lovely Internet ladies, to expose yourselves on WebCam for their masturbatory pleasures. Every day in America a tragedy unfolds and repeats itself 1000s of times. And the worst is -- this tragedy is entirely preventable. If only you, lovely Internet lady, would consider how easy it is to just flash some titty, or even a fast crotch shot, at your webcam, and save some pimply, snively, 45 year old boy the fate of deep azure testicles and the concomitant pain (often likened to that of childbirth, without the contractions). WBB (also known as Domiguy's Disease, after an early tragic victim who's balls grew to a diameter of 8" each before he expired tragically, moaning "take off your top..I'm a DOM...I said so!") affects wankers of all races, colors and creeds. The only qualifications to suffer are being male, being clueless (yes, you might argue those two are synonymous) and being unable to successfully ejaculate absent a flash of Webcam cooze. The victims of WBB know no geographic or age boundaries. If it's got balls, they can go blue. SO ITS TIME TO STEP UP, LADIES. Lower that tube top! Unsnap that bikini top! Untie that thong! Burn those boy shorts, and help save a wanker's gnarlies TODAY. The choice is yours: You can help by stripping off, or you can turn the rather sticky page... E.
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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?" "What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said.
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