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domiguy -> RE: Crossing a line..... (6/17/2007 2:02:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

For a tit shot or two.


If a guy gives your shoulders a massage as you're sitting there at a picnic that's one thing. 


I guess I can understand why a newbie such as yourself might cling to this type of a mentality...Here is what always happens when I attend a picnic.....It is a beautiful day and Aileen68 harmlessly mentions that her shoulders are a little tense and could use a rub....In the meantime I have just plated some fried chicken and a beautiful salad made by AileensMom66.  Aileen68 turns her back towards me and motions for me to rub...Not wiping the grease off of my hands, from her mother's Godawful fried chicken, I begin rubbing Aileen68's shoulders. 

I hear some low guttural sounds coming from Aileen68 and I see a moist residue or some sort of goo on the picnic bench where she is sitting....Less than one minute into the massage and with the speed of a mongoose Aileen68 simultaneously rips off her panties while ripping open my fly...In a flash, she proceeds to attempt to deepthroat the Domidong....Silence falls over the other picnickers....AileensMom66 is giving me a very stern look,... while I....still clutching a drumstick with a large mouth full of seven layer salad , just shrug and smile back at her glare...In the meantime, AileensAunt62, has rolled up a newspaper and is "wacking" the ants off of Aileen68's dripping honey pot.

It's not a pretty picture and is exactly the reason I will no longer give invitations to picnics further consideration.




dawntreader -> RE: Crossing a line..... (6/17/2007 2:07:12 PM)

This was entertaining!!  [:D]




Level -> RE: Crossing a line..... (6/17/2007 2:14:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dawntreader

This was entertaining!!  [:D]


It was indeed (not sure how Aileen's family feels!).
 
An aside, dawntreader; what'd you end up wearing last night?




dawntreader -> RE: Crossing a line..... (6/17/2007 2:51:19 PM)

A sweet little black one piece jumpsuit, open down the front to about an inch above the pubic bone. i was a little worried one of my "girls" might pop out but it didn't happen[;)] fairer plans on taking pictures when i am Austin so maybe we will shoot one in that outfit[;)]
Thanks for asking!




Level -> RE: Crossing a line..... (6/17/2007 3:22:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dawntreader

A sweet little black one piece jumpsuit, open down the front to about an inch above the pubic bone. i was a little worried one of my "girls" might pop out but it didn't happen[;)] fairer plans on taking pictures when i am Austin so maybe we will shoot one in that outfit[;)]
Thanks for asking!


You're welcome.
 
Hmm. Two reasons to go visit my nephews in Austin.... [8|]




domiguy -> RE: Crossing a line..... (6/17/2007 3:25:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dawntreader

A sweet little black one piece jumpsuit, open down the front to about an inch above the pubic bone. i was a little worried one of my "girls" might pop out but it didn't happen[;)] fairer plans on taking pictures when i am Austin so maybe we will shoot one in that outfit[;)]
Thanks for asking!


Or maybe "out of it," would be nice as well...Move your right leg...Lets see them "gals."




dawntreader -> RE: Crossing a line..... (6/17/2007 3:35:38 PM)

Do you think by hijacking this thread we have crossed a line? [:D]




Aileen68 -> RE: Crossing a line..... (6/17/2007 6:36:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy
I guess I can understand why a newbie such as yourself might cling to this type of a mentality...Here is what always happens when I attend a picnic.....It is a beautiful day and Aileen68 harmlessly mentions that her shoulders are a little tense and could use a rub....In the meantime I have just plated some fried chicken and a beautiful salad made by AileensMom66.  Aileen68 turns her back towards me and motions for me to rub...Not wiping the grease off of my hands, from her mother's Godawful fried chicken, I begin rubbing Aileen68's shoulders. 

I hear some low guttural sounds coming from Aileen68 and I see a moist residue or some sort of goo on the picnic bench where she is sitting....Less than one minute into the massage and with the speed of a mongoose Aileen68 simultaneously rips off her panties while ripping open my fly...In a flash, she proceeds to attempt to deepthroat the Domidong....Silence falls over the other picnickers....AileensMom66 is giving me a very stern look,... while I....still clutching a drumstick with a large mouth full of seven layer salad , just shrug and smile back at her glare...In the meantime, AileensAunt62, has rolled up a newspaper and is "wacking" the ants off of Aileen68's dripping honey pot.

It's not a pretty picture and is exactly the reason I will no longer give invitations to picnics further consideration.


Umm the only thing wrong with your little scenario is your use of the word "attempt."  I have always been successful in that endeavor.




Lordandmaster -> RE: Crossing a line..... (6/17/2007 6:39:15 PM)

Such a braggart.

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

I have always been successful in that endeavor.




Aileen68 -> RE: Crossing a line..... (6/17/2007 6:40:58 PM)

Heh heh.  My only bit of vanity.




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