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10 THINGS PEOPLE DON'T KNOW - 6/6/2005 3:20:56 AM

goddessDeliliah

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I found this somewhere don't know who wrote it but wanted to share it with you.

10 THINGS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WONT'
>ADMIT:
>1. Elvis is dead.
>2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
>3 . Jesus was not White.
>4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
>5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
>6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
>7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
>8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
>9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
>10. Rap music is here to stay.
>
>10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT LATIN PEOPLE WON'T
>ADMIT:
>1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
>2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies
>3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
>4. Hickey's are unattractive.
>5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in
>your
>family.
>6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
>statement.
> 7. 10 people to a car or home is considered toomany.
> 8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
> 9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
>10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your
>BUTTwhooped (or theirs).
>
>
> >> > 10 THINGS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T
>ADMIT:
>1. Tupac is dead.
>2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
>3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
>4. O.J. did it
>5. Teeth should not be decorated.
>6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
>7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
>8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).
>9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your
>car.
>10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

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RE: 10 THINGS PEOPLE DON'T KNOW - 6/6/2005 11:46:23 AM

Pavel

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Bored white guy's response to the things he doesn't know;

1. Elvis is not dead, he's a zombie.

2. I don't have children, I have a few clones (and well, I have children, but they don't count if you had them in Thailand).

3. Jesus was also not Elmo.

4. Sexy varies. Sometimes big is beautiful, othertimes, (if you're one of my customers from last summer at costco), it means you affect the tides when you go to the beach. Same for skinny, some people it looks ok, others one must worry about breaking them if you sneeze too hard.

5. It's not a stroller, it's a tactical toddler restraint/transport unit (TTrT for short)

6. Maybe, I still think both deserve only death

7. Yep, Jefferson also managed to juggle being a bit of a hypocrite with his open advocation of the Anti-Federalist/Democratic-Republican platform, while still borrowing heavily from the Federalist platform of expansion and economic development, perhaps as an realiztion that the idea of the yeoman-farmer had passed it's due.

8. I heartily advocate a butt whooping on people of all ages who appear to lack common sense/basic brain function.

9. My yellow and black lab beg to differ (they're all cute and stuff, and it's more, I pet them and they lick me kinda thing)

10. And that's why I invest in earplugs.

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RE: 10 THINGS PEOPLE DON'T KNOW - 6/6/2005 11:02:08 PM

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Pretty funny...
Welcome to the boards, M

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RE: 10 THINGS PEOPLE DON'T KNOW - 6/7/2005 8:30:05 AM

Raphael