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Now Why Didn't I think of that? - 6/21/2007 3:52:57 PM

MHOO314

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I just had an email from a submissive who informed Me that the reason I didn't have a sub was that it was all about Me, and that to be successful, TWO people have to have satisfaction in a relationship----

No?? Now why didn't I think of that!!

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RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? - 6/21/2007 3:55:23 PM

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Perhaps it's because you were too wrapped up in yourself...

hehe

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RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? - 6/21/2007 3:58:08 PM

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Sounds like he was sulking because you didn't somehow fit his image of a Mistress. I have gotten a few of those. I would exchanging emails with someone for a few days, then say something they don't care for, their last note, (if there is one.) would be something like, well your too fat anyways. whatever.

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RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? - 6/21/2007 4:16:27 PM

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Funny part is, its the first email he sent, what a way to make friends---

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RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? - 6/21/2007 4:42:53 PM

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Maam, didnt anyone point out its all about "us" ! All You Dominas want is for us to lick Your boots. Yet the`re not even made of chocolate, thereby satisfying two cravings we have at once.

What`s the world coming too these days ?

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RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? - 6/21/2007 5:45:18 PM

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That wasn't a submissive, that was what I call a sub-dominant. Definition: Pushy aggressive subs demanding to be dominated when where and how they want it.

"I'm a submissive and your a dominant so you better start dominating me right now missy!!!!!!!"

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RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? - 6/21/2007 5:54:25 PM

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Dear Mistress, I saw your picture and for a D i think you smile too much! perhaps the other guy loves a stern female? For my part, you look just fine, and would love to serve a woman like you. Too bad you are so far away. I am sure that eventually a sub will come knocking at your door and he will be the one.

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RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? - 6/21/2007 6:02:28 PM

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Is it too late to submit a nomination for the Nobel prize of philosophy?

I think that guy makes a damn strong case.

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RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? - 6/21/2007 6:43:44 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: queencaliph

That wasn't a submissive, that was what I call a sub-dominant. Definition: Pushy aggressive subs demanding to be dominated when where and how they want it.

"I'm a submissive and your a dominant so you better start dominating me right now missy!!!!!!!"

That's what I call a OSWAC. Only Submissive When Absolutely Convenient. Meaning he's only sub when it's convenient for him to be one, only in the ways he's comfortable submitting and only if I dominate him the way he wants to be dominated. Uhhhh, No, I don't think so. .

For MH00314...Don't you love it when they try to make a great first impression??

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RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? - 6/21/2007 6:45:06 PM

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But, but, you mean it isn't all about Me?

*Blink*

*Blink*

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RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? - 6/21/2007 6:46:10 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: queencaliph

That wasn't a submissive, that was what I call a sub-dominant. Definition: Pushy aggressive subs demanding to be dominated when where and how they want it.

"I'm a submissive and your a dominant so you better start dominating me right now missy!!!!!!!"

ROFLMAO!! puuurfect!

Thanks for the belly laugh!

M Irish

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RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? - 7/8/2007 6:07:41 PM

jamesthehumanrug

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dear, m who,

i love your user name!!!; it's so g. d. funny!
everytime i see it -it cracks me up-fatally.;
anyway ,
i'm so sorry someone faults you for anything that comes natural to you ,
thats not unlike telling me.... i probably needed a lawyer ;
YA RITE!?????
, (jonny come lately, .... , w/ a swolen bulbus for a brain .... ) ,
why did'nt i think of that
''get a lawyer !''
,especially ,when i got ,SO g.d.SCREWED
i never found my way out  -
stuck for the rest of my ruined forever agrieved ;DAMAGED LOST and ravaged life!;
robbed ;
ripped of fame and fortune ,millions of dollars gone ;
not a single g d dime for my efforts;
my money spread out all over hollywood; the world and, back! and , i dont have a penny ,or happy mistress,or mom , to show for anything ,nor do i even have  the normal protection for my sacred -lifestyle and mistress,i havent even got enuff rites to save my own mothers' life, if i wanted or had to!!!!!
...;slandered ;
displaced;
everyone close- ripped and slaughtered around me ,
by my BEAUTIFUL nice and sound family
etc etc etc
.....,SO....
YA -RITE ,
how do i breathe ,w/out YOU telling me how !?.........
MY FAULT;
YOU'RE RITE ;
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN;AND SUED SOMEONE rite away;called ''lawyer referral services''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! etc
damn-
who knew!
,but, '' m.- who'', really truely is the very funnist thing i ever saw on collar me ,or anyplace,for a name.
it hits you' ,in your face!'
its almost as if youre laffing ,at all the hapless slaves out there who just ,may be lost ,w/out you , and/or soon will be pleading to be ,w/ you ,just ,as a natural prediction of being an m.
,however ,....
weather you are ,w/ someone,or ,not -
my simple guess is:
it's because you choose not to be ,w/anyone,
or- no one's good enuff -.
(our loss ,not your problem.)
but , you certainly show a  sense of humor and intelligence,w/ enuff arrogance ,in your personality ,to attract all the masochistic beings and personalities in the world like a magnet !!
,maybe, that's why you chose to be alone!?
lets face it:
m's are not ''gods'- gift ''
,but,rather the other way around ....

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ORIGINAL: MHOO314

I just had an email from a submissive who informed Me that the reason I didn't have a sub was that it was all about Me, and that to be successful, TWO people have to have satisfaction in a relationship----

No?? Now why didn't I think of that!!

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RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? - 7/8/2007 6:27:18 PM

MHOO314

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james!!!! where the heck have you been!! I've missed you!! Hugs!

and by the way, it stands for Mistress Hathor of Orleans----mhoo---smiles

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RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? - 7/8/2007 6:39:32 PM

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Just have to love the well thought out emails.

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RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? - 7/9/2007 2:07:55 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

But, but, you mean it isn't all about Me?

*Blink*

*Blink*

Never mind me Ma`am, i was sleep typing !

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