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CalliopePurple -> RE: Word Up (6/11/2005 8:44:07 PM)
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Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evenin' fair
And one could tell by how he walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
Ring ding diddle liddle la de oh
Ring di diddly li oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
About that time, two young and lovely girls just happened by
One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye,
"See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome built?
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt."
Ring ding diddle liddle la de oh
Ring di diddly li oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be,
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see.
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle liddle la de oh
Ring di diddly li oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment, then one said, "We must be gone.
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along."
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
Around the bonny star the Scot's kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle liddle la de oh
Ring di diddly li oh
Around the bonny star the Scot's kilt did lift and show
Well, the Scotsman woke to Nature's call and stumbled towards the trees
Behind the bush, he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes,
"Oh, lad I don't know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize."
Ring ding diddle liddle la de oh
Ring di diddly li oh
Oh, lad I don't know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize
*Has WAY too much spare time on her hands*
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