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UM's are funny as hell - 6/23/2007 5:57:01 AM

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these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop running.
2. Strike while the..................................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before.................Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never under estimate the power of.....termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but..... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that.....................looks dirty.
7. No news is.................................impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a ......................Mister.
9. You can't teach an old dog new..........math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll.......stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust............................me.
12. The pen is mightier than the..........pigs
13. An idle mind is.........................the best way to relax.
14 Where there's smoke there's.............pollution.
15. Happy is the bride who.................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is....................not much
17. Two's company, three's ..............the Musketeers
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what........you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..........you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as.............Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not........spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed.............get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you.......... see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind...........get out of the way.
And the WINNER and last one!

25. Better late than................... pregnant

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RE: UM's are funny as hell - 6/24/2007 7:04:24 PM

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The first thing that came to my mind after I finished laughing ... kids pick on everything.... i mean a six year old saying better late than pregnant...????

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RE: UM's are funny as hell - 6/24/2007 7:07:05 PM

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from the mouth of my littlest UM..

me: "how did you sleep?"
her: "well, I layed down in bed and closed my eyes"

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RE: UM's are funny as hell - 6/25/2007 7:47:16 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: lighthearted

from the mouth of my littlest UM..

me: "how did you sleep?"
her: "well, I layed down in bed and closed my eyes"

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RE: UM's are funny as hell - 6/25/2007 7:48:25 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: goodgirl85

The first thing that came to my mind after I finished laughing ... kids pick on everything.... i mean a six year old saying better late than pregnant...????

kids know way too much these days for sure.....

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RE: UM's are funny as hell - 6/26/2007 12:56:54 PM

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((rolls around giggling)) I work with little ones and well.. yeah they say the darndest things but that is only becuase they say what ever pops into their minds, it is most often just to funny!!

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RE: UM's are funny as hell - 6/26/2007 6:26:53 PM

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So Funny!!!!!

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RE: UM's are funny as hell - 6/27/2007 3:57:59 AM

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Very cute

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RE: UM's are funny as hell - 6/27/2007 9:14:19 AM

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Cute. My little guy falls into that age group. I'm gonna have to ask him those ans see what he says, he's a bit of a comedian and an actor, so it will be interesting.

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