Suleiman
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Because the US is a very large place with a wide demographic to pick from, and you have blissfully managed to avoid the nine million nine hundred ninty nine thousand, nine hundred ninty nine to one odds of getting some american jackass. Trust me, they exist. I'm constantly apologizing for them wheneve I travel abroad. Hi, I'm an american. I'm so sorry about George Bush. I didn't vote for him. He's crazy. I'm sorry. Texas just has that effect on some people. I know, we're screwing up everything. No, I'm afraid McDonalds is really your fault. If people don't eat the food, they go away. I promise. Yes, we do guzzle a lot of gasoline, but what do you want? It's a huge nation, and we're afraid we may have very tiny penises. Rhino horn? Isn't that illegal? Whether it works or not dosen't answer my question. Okay, you know what? Screw you guys, now youre just messing with me. Fine. I'm not sorry for all the americans who are screwing up your life. I'm sure if you treated them the way you're treating me, you deserve whatever it is they did to you! Wow. Where the hell did that come from?
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Think of my verbosity as a sort of litmus test for our relationship. I write in a manner identical to how I speak and how I think. If you can not cope with what I have written here, it is probably for the best if we go our separate ways.
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