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wwwkevinww -> RE: Spontaneous Excuses for Marks (6/27/2007 2:14:43 PM)
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I don't like to leave marks, just for this reason....maybe why I use pillows, hot wax, etc...
there are all sorts of things you can do that doesn't leave marks, also I try not to promote masochism too much......call me sick......
if you had to make up something and the truth isn't what you want, you can always say the obvious....like if you have a rope burn, and they say what is that, you say rope burn, but don't elaborate.....
if they push it, like the suction bruise, mention its a sunction bruise, and then if they want elaboration just say you cannot remember or that you rather not think about it, that way it hurts less......
another option is to go into an elaborate story, that goes on for quite awhile, like well, I woke up yesterday and go thru your mundane wake up routine, etc....by the time you get to whatever you want to say caused it, you have had plenty of time to make up a believable reason, and by this time t he person asking will be really bored and want to move on to something "more interesting" if they still want to talk at all..........
an example of this is you have a huge bruise on your arm, and you happen to be wearing a sleeveless shirt/dress, you get asked how the bruise happened, you can go into how you woke up thinking everything was normal and it would be a mundane day, how you drank coffee, took a shower, and how you noticed your left toe had a longer toenail than your right one, and how you had to get that other one clipped down..but since you had somewhere to go you put that off for right now....and how you had to stop to get gas, and you were getting sick of gas prices, etc.....
Then you can tripped while closing the door of your car on the curb, but how all the other stuff was relavant because you wouldn't of been able to remember how it happened unless you walked thru it all...you were happy it wasn't more serious, etc......
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