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MistressNoName -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 4:13:43 PM)
At age 11, playing handball in the school playground, slipped and fell down backward...and somehow managed to break my left wrist...go figure... MNN P.S. Real handball, not kinky "handball" (get your mind outta da gutter!) [sm=lol.gif]

KenDckey -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 5:08:56 PM)
two cases 1 When I was in Africa one of the GIs had an erection and walked into a jeep trailer breaking it. 2 I have punctured my right eye 3 times and my left twice. I only wear safety glasses and it didbn't work LOL

Politesub53 -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 5:27:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KenDckey two cases 1 When I was in Africa one of the GIs had an erection and walked into a jeep trailer breaking it. 2 I have punctured my right eye 3 times and my left twice. I only wear safety glasses and it didbn't work LOL That must have been one impressive erection if it broke the trailer ! [:D]

KenDckey -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 5:44:47 PM)
ROFLMAO It wasn't the trailer that broke 480 pounds of steel loaded with ice and beer Nawwwwwwww not gonna break that LOL

slaveboyforyou -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 6:03:25 PM)
quote: By far the most ridiculous injury I ever got was at my old university. I was walking up an icy hill on my way to class. There were handrails, and plenty of melted footholds for me to make the trip without event. However, at the top of the hill, there was a skunk. I didnt really care to be sprayed, so I stopped and waited for the skunk to cross the top of the hill path before fnishing my climb. Unfortunately, the skunk wasnt graceful, and hit a patch of ice anc came sailingdown the hill at me. I backpedaled to get out of the way. Bad idea since I hit ice and skidded too. The skunk smacked into my legs, took my feet out from under me and we both slid to the bottom of the hill in a pile. Needless to say, I got sprayed but good. Poor thing was scared stiff. I also, thanks to my amazing grace and athletic abilities, managed to dislocate my shouder and sprain my ankle. I was in a sling and on crutches for nearly 4 weeks from it. The skunk was unharmed. Did this involve you accidentally walking under a paint roller and getting a white stripe down your back? [;)]

popeye1250 -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 6:16:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KenDckey two cases 1 When I was in Africa one of the GIs had an erection and walked into a jeep trailer breaking it. 2 I have punctured my right eye 3 times and my left twice. I only wear safety glasses and it didbn't work LOL When I was in the C.G. a buddy of mine was banging the shit out of his then wife and broke his dick! He showed up at the Emergency Room with a bloody towel wrapped around his dick. After that we called him; "The Fuck Monster."

sublimelysensual -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 6:21:04 PM)
Most bizarre? I had to think about this one, which speaks for my coordination (or lack thereof). When I was in college, they locked the dorms at 8pm. My roommate, her boyfriend, myself, and my blind date were coming back from the grocery, everyone carrying bags..we saw the security guy starting to lock the door, so I took off at a run across the quad to try to get there before it closed. Hit a hole in the grass and took off like a lear jet..landed about 4 ft from where I started. -laughs- Landed with the bag still firmly in hands, never hit the ground. So the chips were in great shape, but the pinched nerve didn't feel so good. Only time I've ever wished a "blind date" was truly blind -laughs- -a

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 6:22:50 PM)
oh lawd i forgot about getting my boob caught in a wringer washing machine when i was about 15 or so........thank goodness they have an auto shut off when they jam

KenDckey -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 6:42:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 quote: ORIGINAL: KenDckey two cases 1 When I was in Africa one of the GIs had an erection and walked into a jeep trailer breaking it. 2 I have punctured my right eye 3 times and my left twice. I only wear safety glasses and it didbn't work LOL When I was in the C.G. a buddy of mine was banging the shit out of his then wife and broke his dick! He showed up at the Emergency Room with a bloody towel wrapped around his dick. After that we called him; "The Fuck Monster." ROFLMAO I hope she was satisifed. Wonder if she was stump broke

petdave -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 6:46:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire The skunk smacked into my legs, took my feet out from under me and we both slid to the bottom of the hill in a pile. Needless to say, I got sprayed but good. Poor thing was scared stiff. I also, thanks to my amazing grace and athletic abilities, managed to dislocate my shouder and sprain my ankle. I was in a sling and on crutches for nearly 4 weeks from it. The skunk was unharmed. Ack, that's a tough competitor for Ms. Jo's "wax play on the lanai" scene for best snowball of physical comedy! Fortunately, i'm fairly hard to damage... i do remember one memorable episode where we'd just received a vintage ambulance stretcher purchased on eBay... After putting it together, it seemed only logical to test it out, so my wife climbed on, and i took her out the front door, and did a running lap around our house at about 1 in the morning... which was all fun and games, until i turned a corner too quickly and absolutely smashed the shit out of my kneecap (sideways) with the corner of the stretcher... took a couple of weeks to walk that one off. ...dave

fadedlace -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 7:05:48 PM)
Jogging once, barefoot...don't ask...toe caught on a broken upturned piece of the sidewalk...broke my big toe, had to limp home. Flying a kite at the local schoolyard when I was younger, so busy looking back at the kite that I ran right into a basketball goal post and knocked myself out. Stayed up late a couple of years ago, making my mother a huge pot of my homemade chicken soup...took the pot off the stove, headed down the back steps to put it in the garage refrigerator, slipped on icy steps the ONE time in over a year it got icy outside and of course I didn't know it, and got 1st and 2nd degree burns on my lower leg and foot. Got a nice big scar and a few small ones from that fiasco. Haven't made soup since then, either. Put my ass through a big window while painting my bedroom last year, I slipped on the dropcloths - thankfully I caught both sides of the windowframe as my butt broke through. Somehow I escaped injury. Yes, I'm a klutz.

missjan -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 7:10:27 PM)
i was going to respond... then i read fadedlace's..... so, never mind, i think she wins!! lol

TheHeretic -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 7:11:12 PM)
I tore a muscle in my back, off work for three weeks followed by another four on light duty, reaching to answer a telephone. (Ok, ok... the doc said I did the initial damage moving a 500 lb bundle of rebar earlier in the day and from there I could have ripped it the rest of the way just scratching my ass).

fadedlace -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 7:15:20 PM)
LOL..sorry...the good news is, I long ago reached a point where I've ceased being embarrassed in public by my klutziness...it's good to laugh at oneself since everyone else laughs anyway!

OsideGirl -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 7:25:34 PM)
I had an antique hardwood bedframe...on a hard wood floor. BF and I were having sex. He zigged, I zagged and then bed went out from underneath us. I grabbed onto him, he saw where my head was going and put his hand behind my head. We fell out of bed and I split my head open on the cast iron radiator. He broke a finger. We kept telling the Doctors in the emergency room that we fell out of bed during sex and they wouldn't believe us.

Rastimmipitwax -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 7:27:07 PM)
ok, a personal one this time. I put this down to long-term stress finally coming to a h....umm...plateau. I threw my back out bending over to get a sock out of the bottom drawer of my dresser, it's never been quite the same since.

subfever -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 9:38:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy ya- if u try to give urself a bj - you could wreck a disk. OMG... you mean to tell us that's how you caused your now-chronic back problem???

FelinePersuasion -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 10:11:46 PM)
how do you break a dick in the middle of fucking?

SweetSarijane -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 10:53:39 PM)
bad aim????

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 11:24:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: petdave quote: ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire The skunk smacked into my legs, took my feet out from under me and we both slid to the bottom of the hill in a pile. Needless to say, I got sprayed but good. Poor thing was scared stiff. I also, thanks to my amazing grace and athletic abilities, managed to dislocate my shouder and sprain my ankle. I was in a sling and on crutches for nearly 4 weeks from it. The skunk was unharmed. Ack, that's a tough competitor for Ms. Jo's "wax play on the lanai" scene for best snowball of physical comedy! Fortunately, i'm fairly hard to damage... i do remember one memorable episode where we'd just received a vintage ambulance stretcher purchased on eBay... After putting it together, it seemed only logical to test it out, so my wife climbed on, and i took her out the front door, and did a running lap around our house at about 1 in the morning... which was all fun and games, until i turned a corner too quickly and absolutely smashed the shit out of my kneecap (sideways) with the corner of the stretcher... took a couple of weeks to walk that one off. ...dave dave...I have to ask why you bought a vintage ambulance gurney to begin with ?? I opted out of this thread and I still get mentioned. Evidently "Blood on the Lanai" will live on for awhile yet in infamy. DV. OMG I spit Diet Pepsi all over my monitor because I could see this happening in my brain. In slow motion replay at that. I know you got hurt and I'm sorry to hear that but oh that was funny! Poor you.

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