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Zensee -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/28/2007 11:27:07 PM)
I threw a handful of chopped ginger into a wok with an inch or so of violently smoking oil in it. The explosion peppered me with oily, carbonised chunks of ginger, many of which spot-welded my unknown-but-probably-entirely-synthetic-fiber shirt to my chest and belly. Z.

cjenny -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/29/2007 4:26:58 AM)
When I was 7 I was going to go on my first big people ride at the local fair. I was standing in line for the ferris wheel with my sister oooh so excited yay big ride!! Some chick up at the top of the wheel was wearing those wooden Dr Scholls clogs and kicked one off. It landed on my head, splitting it. Blood everywhere. The ambulance guy misheard my last name and kept telling me I had a bad brain injury (at 7!!) because I kept trying to correct him. To this day I have a small flat spot on the top of my head, yeah yeah yeah it is good for balancing a beer. ************************************ I was 5, standing in the ocean. Dearest mummy put one of those tight white rubber swimcaps on me, so there I stood innocent and sweet in the ocean. A pelican. A pelican... landed on my head. I guess it thought I was an egg or something? It was sooooo heavy my legs started to wobble and I was crying. Everyone gathered around taking photos of the goofy kid slowly sinking into the sea, under the weight of a pelican. I ended up with a nasty scratch on my forehead from its flipper claw foot thingie. I detest birds. edit, typo

petdave -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/29/2007 5:44:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck dave...I have to ask why you bought a vintage ambulance gurney to begin with ?? I opted out of this thread and I still get mentioned. Evidently "Blood on the Lanai" will live on for awhile yet in infamy. As an accessory for my wife's vintage "combination" car (served dual duty as a hearse and ambulance back in the '60s). Not bad for bondage, either, although being at knee level means it's not the most convenient platform. Sorry, but "Blood on the Lanai" really has the makings of a classic in the genre... it's a pretty memorable story! i just bought a chainsaw last weekend to clear some dead trees, AND July 4th is coming up, so i may well have a new adventure to add by next weekend (assuming i still have enough fingers to type with [:-])... ...dave

Sinergy -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/29/2007 12:12:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 quote: ORIGINAL: KenDckey two cases 1 When I was in Africa one of the GIs had an erection and walked into a jeep trailer breaking it. 2 I have punctured my right eye 3 times and my left twice. I only wear safety glasses and it didbn't work LOL That must have been one impressive erection if it broke the trailer ! [:D] Im still trying to figure out why he let the erection poke him 3 times in the eyes. Sinergy

ljcatt -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/29/2007 12:59:58 PM)
when i was alot younger i was ridding my bike and it got outta control and down an hill and into a dumpster throwing me into the bar....i injured my parts and was bleeding...broke my hymen too lol......what makes it to me even funnier is that my mom broke her hymen when she was younger by sitting down/straddling a bench and she sat down to hard. im really a total klutz but most are minor...strains and twinges lol. also my brother slipt in the shower and bust his chin open requiring stitches.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/29/2007 4:25:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: petdave quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck dave...I have to ask why you bought a vintage ambulance gurney to begin with ?? I opted out of this thread and I still get mentioned. Evidently "Blood on the Lanai" will live on for awhile yet in infamy. As an accessory for my wife's vintage "combination" car (served dual duty as a hearse and ambulance back in the '60s). Not bad for bondage, either, although being at knee level means it's not the most convenient platform. Sorry, but "Blood on the Lanai" really has the makings of a classic in the genre... it's a pretty memorable story! i just bought a chainsaw last weekend to clear some dead trees, AND July 4th is coming up, so i may well have a new adventure to add by next weekend (assuming i still have enough fingers to type with [:-])... ...dave I wondered if it went along with a vintage car. A friend of mine has a vintageamublance/hearse and was just looking for something similar. your mention of it made me wonder if there was a kinkier reason. LOL Do be careful with the chainsaw other wise that gurney may have a more practical use.

Vendaval -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/29/2007 5:39:45 PM)
Ms. Jo, I really think you need to incorporate that story into a stand-up comedy routine at the next Kink convention. It would bring the house down! [:D]

FlameKitten -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/29/2007 5:57:36 PM)
Coming out of the grocery store, less-than-one-year-old daughter in a carrier on my back, backpack attatched to my front full of groceries, arms loaded with MORE bags of grocieries, heading for the bus stop. Its cold, its a little icy, and my foot hits the side of an unseen pothole. I start to go down, backwards, but have the presence of mind to remember my baby is back there. So I throw myself around to fall on the front. Came out of it with TWO sprained ankles, both wrists sprained and palms scraped, right knee dislocated, and various other bumps and bruises. My daughter seemed to think it was a fun ride, once she got over the initial screaming, she was laughing her cute little head off. And the groceries...didnt even crack the eggs! the bread was a lil smushed though, but not bad.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/29/2007 11:42:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval Ms. Jo, I really think you need to incorporate that story into a stand-up comedy routine at the next Kink convention. It would bring the house down! [:D] Yes, the re-enactment of my attempting to roll over and then stand tends to make a few people laugh uncontrollably. Perhaps I should do it in conjunction with a watersports demo?

Vendaval -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/30/2007 5:33:04 AM)
Go for it! And you know, some people have a fetish for fire fighters too. [;)] quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval Ms. Jo, I really think you need to incorporate that story into a stand-up comedy routine at the next Kink convention. It would bring the house down! [:D] Yes, the re-enactment of my attempting to roll over and then stand tends to make a few people laugh uncontrollably. Perhaps I should do it in conjunction with a watersports demo?

Vendaval -> RE: What was your most bizarre injury? (6/30/2007 5:34:55 AM)
I have to say Zensee, this story just makes me cringe! How did you treat the burns? quote: ORIGINAL: Zensee I threw a handful of chopped ginger into a wok with an inch or so of violently smoking oil in it. The explosion peppered me with oily, carbonised chunks of ginger, many of which spot-welded my unknown-but-probably-entirely-synthetic-fiber shirt to my chest and belly. Z.

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