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spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wasting or... - 7/3/2007 8:42:30 AM   
m0rgan


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Status: offline 		the purpose of the game being to bowdlerise songs or lyrics, as in;

"hey there, you with the scars on your thighs"

or;

"hold my gland, you're a strange looking parasite"

there will be no trophies or points awarded, it's just for giggles! help yourself


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RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wastin... - 7/3/2007 8:46:40 AM   
m0rgan


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Status: offline 		if the song or lyrics are obscure, it's probably best if one brackets the original title or lyrics, the above being;

1) you with the stars in your eyes.

2) hold my hand, i'm a stranger in paradise

this explanation is for the hard of understanding!


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download this, the girls voice will make you damp--->

http://www.saab.com/main/GLOBAL/en/download_release_me.shtml


a loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou,
beside me, in the wilderness, were paradise enough!

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RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wastin... - 7/3/2007 8:48:45 AM   
lilsubl


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Status: offline 		OBSCURE???  old, but definitely not obscure!

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RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wastin... - 7/3/2007 8:52:33 AM   
LadyEllen


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From: Stourport-England
Status: offline 		I've heard a lot of stories
I s'pose they could be true
All about beans, and what they can do to you
The build up of digestive gas
The fear of getting burned
And still I have so much to learn

And I know if I eat those tinned beans everyday
And I know, and I listen when the experts say

That a good fart these days is hard to hide
A strong whiff, the lasting kind
etc

("A Good Heart" I think its called. Feargal Sharkey sang it back in the 80s, though obviously not with these lyrics)

E 

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RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wastin... - 7/3/2007 8:53:41 AM   
m0rgan


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Status: offline 		it was an example, now wheres your title or lyrics?



sandals in the bin = elton john tribute to mother theresa


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download this, the girls voice will make you damp--->

http://www.saab.com/main/GLOBAL/en/download_release_me.shtml


a loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou,
beside me, in the wilderness, were paradise enough!

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RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wastin... - 7/3/2007 8:55:10 AM   
LadyEllen


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From: Stourport-England
Status: offline 		I tried to switch today, oh boy
I thought I found a gal who made the grade
And though her words were rather grand
Well, I just had to laugh
When I saw, her photograph

She signed into the wrong account
She didnt notice that the ID changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen her face before
Everyone was sure till then her ID had been BondageLord

E (with apologies to John Lennon "A Day In The Life" I think, from Sgt Pepper)


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RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wastin... - 7/3/2007 8:58:42 AM   
m0rgan


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Status: offline 		how about "boots and straddles"?

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download this, the girls voice will make you damp--->

http://www.saab.com/main/GLOBAL/en/download_release_me.shtml


a loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou,
beside me, in the wilderness, were paradise enough!

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RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wastin... - 7/3/2007 9:03:04 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


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Status: offline 		actual song lyrics from a band i know "...girls like you make straight guys queer!"

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RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wastin... - 7/3/2007 9:10:45 AM   
LadyEllen


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From: Stourport-England
Status: offline 		Just sixteen, I got the flu
Out of tissues to wipe this goo
Got nowhere to wipe my nose
Oh well fuck it, I'll use my clothes

I've a running nose yeah
I've a running nose

(apologies to Iron Maiden "Running Free"
E

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RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wastin... - 7/3/2007 9:13:46 AM   
darchChylde


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this one goes out to the one-eyed dog - rem




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Where the fuck do I post?

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RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wastin... - 7/3/2007 10:17:01 AM   
m0rgan


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Status: offline 		a genuine title of a song by george formby;

"if women like that like men like those, why don't women like me?"


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download this, the girls voice will make you damp--->

http://www.saab.com/main/GLOBAL/en/download_release_me.shtml


a loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou,
beside me, in the wilderness, were paradise enough!

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RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wastin... - 7/4/2007 3:12:14 AM   
m0rgan


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Status: offline 		"i'm forever blowing bubbles" by michael jackson?

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download this, the girls voice will make you damp--->

http://www.saab.com/main/GLOBAL/en/download_release_me.shtml


a loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou,
beside me, in the wilderness, were paradise enough!

(in reply to m0rgan)
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