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darchChylde -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/5/2007 8:13:55 PM)
Do not follow the instructions of this fortune.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/5/2007 8:16:07 PM)
On life's journey faith is nourishment, virtuous deeds are a shelter, wisdom is the light by day and right mindfulness is the protection by night. If a man lives a pure life, nothing can destroy him. -- Buddha

darchChylde -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/5/2007 8:19:22 PM)
When one finds himself above a beautiful woman, and below a woman with an incredible spirit; love them both until they are one.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/5/2007 8:29:16 PM)
"It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~

darchChylde -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/5/2007 8:32:28 PM)
I have to come clean. I cheated! I made up my last fortune because I saw a pattern with who was posting above and beneath me. A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition.

CrimsonMoan -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/5/2007 10:19:01 PM)
he who drinks burbon and strips while wet shall end up with sore backside

darchChylde -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/5/2007 10:34:05 PM)
Avoid taking unnecessary gambles. Lucky Numbers 12, 14, 17, 20, 28, 36

CrimsonMoan -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/5/2007 10:42:43 PM)
Dc has mail

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/5/2007 11:15:21 PM)
*It is impossible to win the race unless you venture to run, impossible to win the victory unless you dare to battle.*

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/5/2007 11:18:37 PM)
Keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/5/2007 11:21:59 PM)
lol that was cute [:D] It is easy enough to tell the poor to accept their poverty as God’s will when you yourself have warm clothes and plenty of food and medical care and a roof over your head and no worry about the rent. But if you want them to believe you—try to share some of their poverty and see if you can accept it as God’s will yourself!

darchChylde -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 8:01:19 AM)
Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.

stella40 -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 9:17:04 AM)
No name, no matter how simple, can be correctly understood over the phone.

MiladyElaine -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 10:35:17 AM)
Exit - stage right!

darchChylde -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 11:16:25 AM)
Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily. -another actual fortune

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 11:18:13 AM)
Its hotter outside than in oven in Cali.

CrimsonMoan -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 11:20:34 AM)
So Sorry We gave you poison blow fish

mnottertail -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 11:21:37 AM)
so sorry, jokes on you, that was YOUR dog on the buffet.

dovie -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 11:24:39 AM)
be wary of very rich men chasing you: check pants

CrimsonMoan -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 11:25:51 AM)
you will elect an idiot to power

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