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darchChylde -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 11:27:32 AM)

Don't ask, don't say.
Everything lies in silence.

-another actual fortune

Revealed at long last — the TRUE origin of our controversial military policy. It was a cookie the whole time.



Raechard -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 11:29:32 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: inamorata

Confucius say...oral sex make one whole day...Confucius also say...anal sex make one hole week...hehe


Did Confucius really say that?



CrimsonMoan -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 11:33:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

Don't ask, don't say.
Everything lies in silence.

-another actual fortune

Revealed at long last — the TRUE origin of our controversial military policy. It was a cookie the whole time.



wouldn't be surprised.



Raechard -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 11:34:02 AM)

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula Le Guin



CrimsonMoan -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 11:38:46 AM)

It is no What you DO but WHO you DO



Raechard -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 11:46:44 AM)

....and thats what gets results.



CrimsonMoan -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 11:49:56 AM)

^_^



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 12:39:51 PM)





"A man's dreams are an index to his greatness."~Zadok Rabinwitz~



darchChylde -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 12:44:43 PM)

here's a song that sounds like it was written from fortune cookies

Land of Sunshine by Faith No More

You have a winning way, so keep it
Your future
You are an angel heading for a land of sunshine
And fortune us smiling upon you
Prepare for a series of comfortable miracles
From fasting to feasting
And life to you is a dashing, bold adventure
So sing and rejoice
And look for the dream that keeps
Coming back
Your future
Pat yourself on the back and give yourself a handshake
Cuz everything is not yet lost
(does life seem worthwhile to you? )
Heres how to order!
Does life seem worthwhile to you?
Do others push you around?
Is age against you?
Sing and rejoice!
Does life seem worthwhile to you?
Does emotional music
Have quite an effect on you?
I-i can help
I can help you
I can help you help yourself!
Heres how to order!
Varicose
Comatose
Senile



Mikal -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 5:49:36 PM)

Your soulmate is someone you can't stand.



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/6/2007 5:55:36 PM)

“Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed.”



Raechard -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/7/2007 9:33:46 AM)

One mans greed is another mans need.



Mikal -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/7/2007 9:47:31 AM)

One mans trash is another mans treasure.



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/7/2007 9:48:31 AM)

I'm so sick of hearing how there's no strong roles for women. I don't care about strong roles. I just want to see women who are characters! A nun, a serial killer, a housewife, as long as there's some depth there[8D]



Raechard -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/7/2007 6:00:55 PM)

It’s not a proper Hawaiian pizza if you can taste the pineapple and nothing else.



Raechard -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/8/2007 4:17:16 AM)

A habit is a shackle for the free - Ambrose Bierce



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Fortune Cookie.. (7/8/2007 6:28:25 AM)

The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him with his friendship.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson-



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