LadyEllen -> RE: Translatable? (7/11/2007 9:13:21 AM)
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ORIGINAL: BBBTBW I received this in an e-mail today and not being a linguist I wasn't sure whether this is some type of language. I have the feeling it is gibberish but I cannot be sure. Does anyone recognize this as some type of language and if so, can you translate it for me? Public forum is fine as far as I am concerned. Has anyone else received anything like this? Ayup eh up lady. Back int' tahhm o' sheep shagga george, t' 'un 'a' wor t' third. 'e sen' off 'is men ta feight russians 'n sweedish, french 'n austrians ta. bur someone sent t' wooden 'ulk acrosstoa t' colonies asteead. green 'owards fra Yorksha landed ashooar 'n marched aroun' t' carolinas. 4 battles thee fowt 'n fowa battles thee won afowa bein sent off ta sunny ceylon. Yorksha t' green 'owards wor, gran' wi' t' bayonet 'n steady i' line. Theur sould tek eur peep a' uz profile lass if theur nos which side theur breads buttered. Ah 'ear tell 'a' theur areeur dominant slev ownin relic 'a' trains maleslaves ta perfection. Eur theur lookin ta keep eur male slev chained up 'n locked away naked for fex 'n sadism? Does theur li' ta whip cock 'n electroa shock knackers uz wee bonny lass fra t' united states o' slev traders. Ah 'ear 'a' theur are int' united states o' americeur wor thee speyt wi' eur umpteen o' strange accents 'a' soun' umpteen li' english. Ah'm fra Yorksha missen it is eur county i' north east englan'. We speyt wi' eur distinct accen'tli' 'n everee single english accen'tli' is different. Dis is an example o' 'a we speyt 'n wri' english today i' Yorksha englan'. Theear are o'a fi' thousan' different accents int' united kingda o' girt briteeam 'n northern irelan'. Wea'ar girt folks we english 'n especially sa i' Yorksha. We 'elped expan' t' slev trade int' fifteen 'undreds 'n overtuk t' north african berba tribsmen as t' worlds leadin slev tradin nation. We colonised north americeur 'n pushed t' redskins art then we imported umpteen o' naked negroid folks as slev animals ta fettle i' wee 'omesan' fields i' shackles. Then um goddamn clown called willian wilberforce 'n 'is liberal sympahisers getten t' british parliament ta ahtlaw t' slev trade 'n set t' bloody jolly jack tars o' t' late georgian 'n ealy victorian royal navy ta board ships 'n set t' naked negroid slev animals free afowa thee getten teur t' auction block. Then um goddamn clown calledwillian wilberforce 'n 'is liberal sympahisers getten t' british parliament ta ahtlaw t' slev trade 'n set t' bloody jolly jack tars o' t' late georgian 'n ealy victorian royal navy ta board ships 'n set t' naked negroid slev animals free afowa thee getten teur t' auction block. Ah doa li' extreur large wimmin wi' gigantic knockers lass. ah li' 'em even mooar if thee are dominant, sadistic, fex crazed bitches. Av eur gran' day naw lass does thee 'ear. We doa li' screwin virgin pussy fra virginieur up 'eear int Yorksha i' bonny owd englan'. Wi've such eur gran' police constabulary up 'eear int north urt Yorksha t' nos. Ther's nowt as quea as fowk. 'e wor t' gran' owd duke o' york 'n 'e 'ed ten thousan' uz. sa 'e marched then up teur t' top o' t' 'ill 'n 'e marched 'em daahn agin. 'is nem wor james whoa becem t' secon', 'e wor deposed by william o' orange 'n becem shamus t' shithead a' t' battle o' t' boyne int' irish bogs. thee called 'im 'n 'is followers bloody jacobites. Ah'm british 'n ah'm chuffed ta belong Yorksha 'cos wea'ar o' vikin stock 'n we kna 'a ta feight, shi', sup 'n fuk wimmin 'n ta 'ell wi' orl gobshites. Kin' regards. Slev brunoa. Eur gran' naked male slev brute fra Yorksha t' pride o' englan'. Back in the time of sheep shagger George, him that was the third one, he sent off his men to fight the Russians and Swedish, French and Austrians. But someone sent the wooden boat (?)across to the colonies instead. The Green Howards (an army regiment) landed ashore and marched around the Carolinas. Four battles they fought and four battles they won before being sent off to sunny Ceylon (Sri Lanka). The Yorkshire Green Howards were grand (great) with the bayonet and steady in the line. The rest of it is more babble about how great Yorkshire is etc and why you'd do so well to hook up with a guy from there, and rambles on about the evil of banning slavery too for some reason. As in my previous post, it roughly says "I am a total fucking knob" E
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